http://www.wfsb.com/news/18017434/detail.html#-

This guy is trying to tell me that I have 3% more lung capacity than LeBron James?

It's about time this injustice was exposed
(we need seperate and unequal testers)

So if your lungs are fucked from smoking 2 packs a day for 15 years do you get a get-out-of-DUI free card?

hmmm. . . I wonder what asian's lung capacity is. . .

The man's story IS plausible... I'm sure Lebron James ain't laying on his couch smokin Kools and swilling 40's.

Hope and Change ya'll!!  

PS - Hey Barack!? Where's my check!?!?

BBBrraakkk IS GONNA FIX IT.....
Yalls just racist..ats all...

Well several thousand DUI cases in my county are about to be thrown out because the MFR is refusing to release its source code, in violation of several court orders.

Yeah, those things have been keepin the white man down for years!

So what isn't racist anymore?

The old Albert Collins excuse.



I ain't drunk

Everyday baby, when the sun go down
I get with my friends, an' I begin to clown
I don't care, what the people are thinkin'
I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'

(But you're so high)
Oh man, you know I ain't high
(But you're so high)
I just take a little bit, now an' then
(But you're so high)
Now you oughta be 'shamed of yourself
(Stay drunk all the time)
Oh, c'mon now, you know ya'all get like that

Come home last night, all loose
Baby get in a fuss, I said, "Honey, hush"
I don't care, what the people are thinkin'
I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'

(But you're so high)
I ain't drunk, I done told ya'all I ain't drunk now
What ya'all doin' drinkin'?
(But you're so high)
Actually, I'm just havin' fun, man
(But you're so high)
What? I know I'm not
(Stay drunk all the time)
Damn, I don't know why you're all talkin' about me like that!

You done the right thing, I wanna thank you, too
Now, let's have a little drink, just me an' you
I don't care, what the people are thinkin'
I ain't drunk, but I'm just drinkin'

(But you're so high)
Who me? I ain't high man
(But you're so high)
I don't know why you all talk about me like that
(But you're so high)
You oughta mind your own business, brother
(Stay drunk all the time)

You, you oughta watch yourself, too
You don't understand what I'm sayin'

I wanna tip you, baby, before I go
I be back tomorrow night an' drink so mo'
I don't care, what the people are thinkin'
I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'

(But you're so high)
Oh no, you the one drunk!
Look at yo' eyes, man!
(But you're so high)
Don't you tell my old lady, now!
(But you're so high)
Well I ain't had but four or five
(Stay drunk all the time)
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve

oh my goodness

Which Machine???

Actually that is correct because you have to be very careful about entering race when you do pulmonary function tests.  The accepted normal ranges for white people are not the same for blacks, asians, mexicans, etc.  Weather or not it has any bearing here, I can't say.  I would think no.  If your lungs will hold 4L of air, somewhat average for an adult, 3% difference is only 12 ml.  It's different, but I don't hink that it matters that much.