I'm pretty well lit right now so bear with me.  Here's why you deserve an ass whoop'in!


Here's how it started:
Today I got my new colapsable stock kit from Cory at AA.  So I'm sitting at my compuetr desk assemblying the stock to my Colt, drinking and browsing ARF.com when I come across this "Are you a metro" thread.  Bout the middle of the test it asks what music your listening to.  One of the choices was Kylie Minogue.  I thought to myself, "Wow, Kylie Minogue?!  She's the Locomotion chic from the 80's! She's still around??? WTF?"  So I Google her and click on the first web site that pops up. The web site plays her music as you look'in at it.  
Throughout putting my stock togather, and even now, I'm still listening to that cute little girlie voice singing those bee-bop tunes.  YOU BASTARD!!

Maybe its just cause I want to shag her rotten?

Yeah, I know.

I get her song stuck in my head,

and you get all mad, but then you realize you would be hummin it when your "going to work"

if'n you know what I mean.

Shag her rotten?!