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Posted: 9/2/2005 1:21:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 1:22:54 AM EDT by Moof]
Dateline Washington
2 September 2005
CBS News and World Reports

Amid growing concerns that the introduction of National Guard troops into New Orleans could possibly lead to even more violence, particularly against minorities, several Democratic Congress members today proposed what one expert lauds as "a pretty darn spiffy idear [sic]." According to our inside sources, this bold plan would involve airdropping over 100,000 "Understanding and Appreciating Looters, Murderers, Rapists, Thieves and Thugs" pamphlets into the areas currently under siege. Said one congressman, "After the tremendous success we had in getting every bookstore in America to devote an entire section to progressive-minded books, such as my favorite "Islamofascists Need Love, Too," immediately following September 11th, we're confident this can be expedited quickly."

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Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:18:46 AM EDT
If they were educated enough to read!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:29:23 AM EDT
They'd just use the paper as tender to ignite fires with in buiildings.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:59:32 AM EDT
Bet this is from the Onion, notice there's no link.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:26:15 AM EDT
Toilet paper is needed....
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 4:18:18 AM EDT
Nah, we need to civilize them with a Krag.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 4:52:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 5:04:54 AM EDT by Andreuha]
This is a joke, right?

NOT from The Onion.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 5:23:42 AM EDT
Nice try.

But I knew this was a joke topic as soon as I saw the words "Democrats Propose Solution" in the title.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 5:27:42 AM EDT
Remember the movie "Escape from New York". Well, here is a perfect opportunity to empty the prisons into NO. Rebuild the levies as prison walls.
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