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Posted: 4/1/2002 6:36:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2002 6:47:31 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]
[url]http:www.newspoll/executiveorder40122/whitehouse.org/[/url] Due to the post 9-11 environment the recently drafted executive order which will repeal the 94 Assault Weapon ban has just been approved. Under consideration at this time are similar E.O.s concerning the 1989 Import Ban signed into law by George W. Bush Sr. George was quoted as saying "My father had good intentions when he approved the 89' Import law but he lived in much different times." The provisions of Executive Order 40122 go into effect October 31 of 2003. What this means to gun owners is after that date the resumed manufacture of high capacity magazines and firearms assembled in a "assault weapon" configuration will be legal for any citizen lawfully entitled to purchase firearms. Suprising support for this new direction was even found on the Democratic side of the House. Sen. Boxer who in the past has built a career on gun control and assault weapon legislation said "Our primary concern is no longer internal terrorism but international terrorism." Sen. Schumer noted that "I the almost 10 years the ban has been in effect it has not signifigantly reduced crime. This is due to the fact that most crimes were never commited with these weapons." Hillary Clinton went further by reminding Democrats that "Gun issues probably cost us the last election. Democrats must embrace the second amendment as much as the first. If you are dumb enough to believe this will ever happen, you too can be a Democrat." Happy April Fools Day.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:41:35 AM EDT
Dude, that's cruel, I thought you were serious for a second. LOL
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:41:41 AM EDT
Nice try...........but nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:42:30 AM EDT
...and the temperature in Hell is a cool 32 degrees...
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:42:31 AM EDT
Well, that’s good news! HAHAHAHAH Mike
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:42:42 AM EDT
SteyrAUG.....One sick puppy, hee hee hee [smoke]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:42:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:44:03 AM EDT
Man, that was just downright cruel.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:44:04 AM EDT
You should be flogged with a rifle sling for that horrible joke. [stick]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:45:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2002 6:48:28 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Hey I got a couple. First responder even deleted his post. C'mon guys you gotta read the WHOLE THING or you will be made a fool. Kinda like with real laws. Editted original poll with bogus URL for that "official" look.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:58:16 AM EDT
Dude, that's just downright cruel.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:59:06 AM EDT
Die Pond Scum, just die...[img]http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/Chair.gif[/img] [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/biggrin2.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:14:08 AM EDT
AAARGH! You GOT me!! Heh...good one!
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:14:16 AM EDT
Awsome.... but the tittle was "Too good to be true."
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:18:35 AM EDT
OK... You had me going for a second.[rolleyes] That was really low! Eric
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:20:58 AM EDT
I knew it was April Fool's trickery before I clicked the link. I just had to see how stupid this one was though. Ok...what's next?
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:37:32 AM EDT
That's a good one! I even clicked on your link.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:51:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2002 7:51:53 AM EDT by 7]
The topic should have been [b]bolded[/b]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:51:53 AM EDT
That is [b]NOT[/b] funny. Good thing I knew it was a joke before I even entered this thread!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:54:35 AM EDT
(busily converting his AR15 to pre-ban status, and wondering if the BATF is up for a little April fools humor) It's TRUE!
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 8:09:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2002 8:10:58 AM EDT by 11BC2]
You're a dick & I hate you [:|]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 8:42:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 11BC2: You're a dick & I hate you [:|]
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Then it was worth it.[;D] The only sad part is that ANYONE would really believe it could happen.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 9:00:30 AM EDT
Wow, what an asshole
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 9:03:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 9:09:29 AM EDT
That was mean..just mean.. however,it was funny...NOT medcop
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 9:48:56 AM EDT
LOL....ok, you got me, you lousey SOB!!! Man, I started writing out the shopping list and was breaking out the credit card, when I saw it was a joke. I hope a hurricane blows down your house and you sit on a public toilet and catch crabs!
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 9:52:37 AM EDT
I know... April 1st and all, but a joke is not supposed to HURT like that! Dammit
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 10:04:31 AM EDT
Good one, but that was seriously F!#@ed up man, I didn't even realize it was 1 April.... I want you to DIE, you go to hell and you DIE!!! I had visions of bayo lugs and flash supressors dancin in my head. Who the hell came up with the idea of this April Fools BS anyway...
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 11:27:39 AM EDT
C'mon guys. Did you really think the day would come when you would be a ble to legally throw a side folder on your $300 SAR1 AK? Did you really believe that we were gonna have NEW, cheap high caps again? At least I didn't advertise cheap beta mags in the equipment exchange.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 11:36:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:14:55 PM EDT
Back up for the night crew. So they don't have to suffer "Hillary dies in plane crash" jokes.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:23:13 PM EDT
Dang
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:31:40 PM EDT
I wondered who was going to get me with an April's fool joke. I went all day joking with other people and came home to the best prank ever, good work SteyrAUG. You really had me thinking that we were all going to get to have all the guns we ever wanted.
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