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Posted: 12/20/2003 10:50:06 AM EDT
He ate a twelve-year-old weenie.
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 10:50:44 AM EDT
[ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 10:59:33 AM EDT
[stick][puke]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 11:03:31 AM EDT
You, sir, are going straight to hell![rofl]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 11:11:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2003 11:11:41 AM EDT by LocknLoaded]
well i heard the micheal jackson was caught at k-mart in the boys pants section the security ask why? he said they were 1/2 off!
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 11:15:28 AM EDT
Bad, very very Bad.... [buttkick]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 11:23:05 AM EDT
Rumor has it he is also starting a new band "THE JACKSON FIVE AND UNDER"[toilet]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 12:14:43 PM EDT
How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jacksons ?.............................................. When the big hand touches the little hand!
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 12:42:01 PM EDT
I'd still like to know what pills he took that turned him from a black guy into a white woman!
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 1:13:01 PM EDT
According to him he has that skin disease. Yeah whatever, asshat.
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 2:29:46 PM EDT
BAAHAHAHAHAAA!
Originally Posted By green18: How do you know when it's bed time at Michael Jacksons ? When the big hand touches the little hand!
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Link Posted: 12/20/2003 2:35:02 PM EDT
Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is having a party? A: All the tricycles are parked out front. Q: What's almost white and comes in little cans: A: MJ
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 3:12:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2003 3:14:06 PM EDT by pale_pony]
Originally Posted By Jim_Dandy: He ate a twelve-year-old weenie.
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Oh gawd, I heard that one back in '91, the first time he went through this...
comes in little cans
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[lol]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 3:14:27 PM EDT
How does Jacko pick his nose? From a catalog
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 3:32:14 PM EDT
"Knock Knock" "Whose There?" "Little Boy Blue." "Little Boy Blue Who?' "Michael Jackson"
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 3:35:49 PM EDT
[rofl2]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 4:44:13 PM EDT
New TV show on ABC [url="http://www.hunt101.com/?p=80919&c=564&z=1"][img]http://www.hunt101.com/img/080919.jpg[/img][/url]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 4:56:22 PM EDT
What did a mother say to MJ at the beach? Could you please get out of my sun......
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 5:41:00 PM EDT
Oh gawd, I heard that one back in '91, the first time he went through this...
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Just admit it, you laughed at the joke this time, too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 5:53:07 PM EDT
Why does Michael Jackson like twentyeight year olds? Duh, because there are twenty of them.
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 6:18:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By passgas55: New TV show on ABC [url="http://www.hunt101.com/?p=80919&c=564&z=1"][url]http://www.hunt101.com/img/080919.jpg[/url][/url]
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[lol]
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 6:51:54 PM EDT
[ROFL2] lmao, omg this is nuckin' futs
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 8:27:12 PM EDT
Did you hear the cub scouts kicked out MJ as a troop leader? He was up to two packs a day.
Link Posted: 12/20/2003 9:03:56 PM EDT
Q: What's a perfect ten for Michael Jackson? A: Two five year olds.
Link Posted: 12/21/2003 4:35:50 AM EDT
[LOLabove]
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