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Posted: 6/21/2017 1:17:17 PM EST
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/marco-rubio-responds-awkward-photo-221710636.html


Ivanka Trump just stood there as a practice mannequin so Rubio could practice.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:17:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/21/2017 1:18:25 PM EST by Fullpower]
 Oh yes.
 I would use Ivanka for  a practice  Mannequin.... for DAYS.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:18:05 PM EST
would practice...
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:19:30 PM EST
She's thinking "You don't hug it shows weakness".
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:19:59 PM EST
 Would practice her screen door like a retarded hurricane
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:20:10 PM EST
Small hands Rubio creeping on Trumps daughter.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:20:27 PM EST
Ahh, the old "I hope she doesn't notice my boner technique."
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:20:33 PM EST
A woman's ass is the last thing he wants to touch.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:21:41 PM EST
I knew it, he's really 14 years old, isn't he.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:23:50 PM EST
I'd risk a beatdown to touch her ass.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:25:04 PM EST
Little boy.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:25:08 PM EST
Andy Dick rubbing her smooth legs.



Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:25:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By VBC:
A woman's ass is the last thing he wants to touch.
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This.

"Oh yuck,I have to touch a woman"
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:26:54 PM EST
I loves me some practrice
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:28:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By carguym14:
This.

"Oh yuck,I have to touch a woman"
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Originally Posted By carguym14:
Originally Posted By VBC:
A woman's ass is the last thing he wants to touch.
This.

"Oh yuck,I have to touch a woman"
There was an unsubstantiated rumor during the campaign that Marco visited gay bars during his college years.

Only a rumor. And now we are stuck with these sorts of sh*t posts forever.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:31:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Tulkas:
Ahh, the old "I hope she doesn't notice my boner technique."
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Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:31:45 PM EST
Even with the lifts in his boots he is smaller than her.

My wife met him once and they were the same height in the picture. He gave her a hug and everything...

Wait. Am I a cuck?

Rubio is a serial wife hugger...allegedly
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:35:20 PM EST





SS not amused.

Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:37:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/21/2017 1:42:43 PM EST by HillaryClinton]
Better than when Cruz punched his wife and then elbowed her when he went in for a hug, lol.

Wood practice hugs with Ivanka to

ETA, can't seem to link just the GIF, but it's here.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/ted-cruz-accidentally-elbows-wife-heidi-in-the-face-after-quitting-gop-race-w205195
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:40:06 PM EST
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Originally Posted By flyhack72:
Even with the lifts in his boots he is smaller than her.

My wife met him once and they were the same height in the picture. He gave her a hug and everything...

Wait. Am I a cuck?

Rubio is a serial wife hugger...allegedly
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Damn, dude. Your wife is so hot she can turn a gay man straight. Temporarily, at least.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:41:06 PM EST
Wonder if she showed him how to do his makeup without a trowel.
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:41:49 PM EST
Nah I'm just happy to see ya
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:43:12 PM EST
I'd have her bent over backwards and have my tongue halfway down her throat before the SS could tear me off. 

And it would be worth the epic beat down I'd get for it. 
Link Posted: 6/21/2017 1:47:10 PM EST
In the Yahoo Finance section of course.
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