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Posted: 9/12/2004 7:34:21 PM EST
NOAA SCIENTISTS WARN OF MAJOR FLASH FLOODING OF ASSAULT WEAPONS

Sept. 13, 2004 — The NOAA is issuing a severe Assault Weapon Warning with an indefinate period of expiration. NOAA Scientists have said that Uzis and AK-47s will be flooding the streets at an incredible pace.
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I was planning on staying at home tomorrow anyway. I've placed 55 gallon plastic drums around my property to catch the deluge.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:43:26 PM EST
They are knee deep in minnesota already
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:44:33 PM EST
Don't forget the corresponding bloodbaths!
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:44:54 PM EST
forgot the TEC-9's...i am sure an anti will be through shortly to correct you
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:46:05 PM EST
Damn...I just walked out my front door and almost tripped on an Uzi...
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It is a hurricane of Uzis and AK47s here in Texas...the ice cream man selling machineguns can't get through the flood...
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:49:59 PM EST
My insurance better cover my roof and car damage, them bayolugs and flashhiders dent bad.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:50:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
They are knee deep in minnesota already



Yep
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 8:55:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By AW-101:
NOAA SCIENTISTS WARN OF MAJOR FLASH FLOODING OF ASSAULT WEAPONS

Sept. 13, 2004 — The NOAA is issuing a severe Assault Weapon Warning with an indefinate period of expiration. NOAA Scientists have said that Uzis and AK-47s will be flooding the streets at an incredible pace.

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:02:56 PM EST
And here I was worried about wether or not Ivan was gonna hit, but I guess I have more important things to worry about now!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 9:03:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By TallGuyInSFL:
And here I was worried about wether or not Ivan was gonna hit, but I guess I have more important things to worry about now!!



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Thats OK I just Helped the Ice Creme Man put some New Tires on his truck so he can get around to sell Full Auto Revolvers hing
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 3:47:34 AM EST
I just saw an AK-47 hopping down my street.

I think it's heading towards a school.

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Should have rented a bulldozer to drive to work so i could scoop up as many as i could off the street.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:16:58 AM EST
After the initial slaughter, at least people will keep a civil tongue. I imagine manners and politeness will come back in vogue.

Either that or you'll get your ass shot off.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:19:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By AW-101:
NOAA SCIENTISTS WARN OF MAJOR FLASH FLOODING OF ASSAULT WEAPONS

Sept. 13, 2004 — The NOAA is issuing a severe Assault Weapon Warning with an indefinate period of expiration. NOAA Scientists have said that Uzis and AK-47s will be flooding the streets at an incredible pace.



I was personally wading hip deep in UZIs to try and get to work this morning. The floor at work was covered in Mac-10's. These danged assault weapons floods are a pain...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:22:08 AM EST
Woo hooo!


Grab yer buckets


- BG
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:36:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 4:37:10 AM EST by 95thFoot]
MOVE THE COTTAGES!!! RUN!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:38:05 AM EST
We had light flurries of bayonet lugs and flash supressors yesterday, no accumulations though.
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I really wish that I had bought the Chevy 3500 instead of my 1500; my truck's already full and it isn't even 09:00...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:46:58 AM EST
Damn, I just looked out side and i'ts just sprinkling 10-22s with 25 round mags
I hope it picks up and really starts pouring.


GM
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:47:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Uhh, where in SD are ya?



Nowhere. Oops.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 4:55:29 AM EST
I woke up this morning and found a huge pile of AKs and Uzis in my backyard...gonna take all day to clean it up...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 5:11:43 AM EST
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