BEST Toilet Seat?

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:17:42 PM EDT

Time's come to replace the ol' shitter shingle.

Who makes the BEST toilet seat? I don't need no whiz-bang Water Douching Flashy Beeping Japanese Hidden Camera Fuzzy Topped Wi-Fi Raspberry Live Voltage Dew Log Jam Dingleberry Hanging Dice Ass Coddler with Bluetooth Speakers and a Cup Holder.

Just a plain old solid toilet seat, round, white and skookum. The old one measures 14" x 15" excluding hinges.

What does the hive crap through?

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:29:44 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2017 2:31:26 PM EDT

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Biobidet

ETA: Round?

Sounds like you need a new toilet, not just a new toilet seat.

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:32:41 PM EDT

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is that from the 1970's?

elongated...

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:32:55 PM EDT

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I put two of these in two years ago. Still going strong, easy to clean, comfortable for me, woman and child. Slow closing, so it will never bang down...

And best of all, cheap.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/BEMIS-Slow-Close-Round-Closed-Front-Toilet-Seat-in-White-580SLOW-000/203011425

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:40:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2017 2:40:36 PM EDT

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I put two of these in two years ago. Still going strong, easy to clean, comfortable for me, woman and child. Slow closing, so it will never bang down...

And best of all, cheap.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/BEMIS-Slow-Close-Round-Closed-Front-Toilet-Seat-in-White-580SLOW-000/203011425

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This

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:43:33 PM EDT

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I like the wood.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/BEMIS-Chrome-Slow-Close-Round-Closed-Front-Toilet-Seat-in-White-9170CHSL-000/203606241

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:43:33 PM EDT

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Easy. Nork seat is BEST seat...

Posted: 4/17/2017 2:45:54 PM EDT

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The Toto, breal out your wallet.

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:03:51 PM EDT

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I put two of these in two years ago. Still going strong, easy to clean, comfortable for me, woman and child. Slow closing, so it will never bang down...

And best of all, cheap.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/BEMIS-Slow-Close-Round-Closed-Front-Toilet-Seat-in-White-580SLOW-000/203011425

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This.

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:06:44 PM EDT

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The Toto, breal out your wallet.

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This. Toto all the way.

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:12:33 PM EDT

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The Toto, breal out your wallet.

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INAX also has good bidet toilet seats. That's what I've got. I would've gotten a toto but my INAX was on sale for $500

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:21:34 PM EDT

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I got a soft close Kohler at Home Depot. Its all plastic, easy to clean, and a quick disconnect to remove it from the toilet. Costs like $45 i think.

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:36:17 PM EDT

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brand mentioned above from Home Depot Bemis in plastic or wood
I think the wood is a bit more comfortable for extended magazine reading

the no slam feature is pretty neat actually
but make sure you replace ALL the toilet seats in the house or you will slam toilet seats wherever you go lol

bought a cheap plastic walmart toilet seat and 2 days later the hinge screws ripped out
bought a wood toilet seat from Walmart and a week later it cracked

dont buy walmart toilet seats

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:38:46 PM EDT

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The Toto, breal out your wallet.

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TOTO is the only correct answer

Posted: 4/17/2017 3:57:42 PM EDT

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Why are these all-plastic Toto seats so much more expensive than the rest? Are they super thick or something?

I'm looking at this one.

Posted: 4/17/2017 4:05:05 PM EDT

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Why are these all-plastic Toto seats so much more expensive than the rest? Are they super thick or something?

I'm looking at this one.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71ksrUvQXdL._SL1500_.jpg

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Because they are fucking AWESOME!

LOL.

I have that same seat in all my toilets in my new house. Soft close feature.

Posted: 4/17/2017 4:15:59 PM EDT

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I have a quick detach jobbie that also has a no slam seat and lid. I love that thing and there should be a law that they are installed in all public bathrooms. When I'm done taking a piss I just flip the lid and it slowly closes. You don't realize how awesome it is till you stay in a hotel and do the same thing.