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Posted: 11/1/2004 4:23:09 PM EST
HAHA I finally got you's.

My friend applied for a position with them and an agent just called me saying my friend put me down as a reference. So the agent want to meet with me. Since I have off from class Thursday and Friday I told him to come by on one of those days. He'll be here on Thursday morning.

So should I show him my gun collection?
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:24:03 PM EST
dont fall for it. they're comming to shoot your dog!!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:26:04 PM EST
Better hide your EOD Ordnance collection.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:27:10 PM EST
Remember, front toward enemy...
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:27:39 PM EST
BRING CHIPS!!!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:28:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dont fall for it. they're comming to shoot your dog!!



Beat me to it.

Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:28:36 PM EST
Maybe we should all apply, and change the system from within.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:28:46 PM EST
ITS A TRAP!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:29:45 PM EST
Lay out your Alcohol, cigarettes, guns and bulk gunpowder and ask them what they brought.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:30:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dont fall for it. they're comming to shoot your dog!!



+1
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:31:20 PM EST
I had an ex employee apply with ATF. Got phone call on reference.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:31:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By 50cal:
Lay out your Alcohol, cigarettes, guns and bulk gunpowder and ask them what they brought.




I dare you!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:31:59 PM EST
Meet them at the door soaking wet with a life-preserver on and a sad look on your face. Friends don't let friends go BATFE.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:36:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 4:38:22 PM EST by Da_Bunny]
Got any cuban cigars?

Edit:

Meet them at the door soaking wet with a life-preserver on and a sad look on your face. Friends don't let friends go BATFE.


Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:36:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Meet them at the door soaking wet with a life-preserver on and a sad look on your face. Friends don't let friends go BATFE.



Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:41:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Maybe we should all apply, and change the system from within.




wow......think of the shitstorm we'd create if we all got jobs there.....


arfcom would have to be renamed to "the batfe clubhouse"
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:42:57 PM EST
Give him a Donkey Punch!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:43:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:56:43 PM EST
While possible, I doubt the person you talked is a regular ATF agent.

In fact, you may find yourself talking to a contract employee.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 5:13:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
Does your friend like or hate gunsfire?



fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 5:39:06 PM EST
Meet them out in the yard,tell them you never invite the BATF into your house!!

Tell them after your friend is hired,hes not allowed in again either!

That ought to make a pretty good impression on them!!! And hide the dog!

Bob
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 5:59:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2004 4:14:52 PM EST by lippo]
Get your friend the job. Tell them he use to work at a Bar-b-que.

Anyone who would want to work there is beyond me. They are a (B)unch of (A)merican (T)errorists (F)**King (E)veryone

And yes, I would meet them in the yard. If you stay in your house, they may assault it, WACO style!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:02:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC:

Originally Posted By 50cal:
Lay out your Alcohol, cigarettes, guns and bulk gunpowder and ask them what they brought.




I dare you!



+1,000,000
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:03:03 PM EST
Keep a fire extinguisher within reach and see if he/she notices.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:16:49 PM EST
Show him.her your illegal machine gun collection.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 6:33:21 PM EST
what did you feed the pooch for the last supper
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 7:19:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Maybe we should all apply, and change the system from within.



I'll be damned - pie-in-the-sky realistic or not - I can't say that's not one hell of an idea!!!

You made me smile and I thank you for that, CJ!

I have been a grumpy ball of nerves for the last couple of weeks.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 7:24:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
Does your friend like or hate gunsfire?



fixed it for ya





Thank you too, FOTBR!

Man - that's sweet!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 7:27:52 PM EST
I am grateful that I have a better class of friends.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 7:27:58 PM EST
Thanks to *ALL* who replied to this thread. I needed some arfcom humor in a bad way.

As usual, y'all delivered.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 8:05:53 PM EST
Damn I missed out
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:06:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2004 2:07:47 AM EST by bmick325]

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Show him photos of the Better hide your EOD Ordnance collection back at the shop.


Fixed it for you.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:26:29 AM EST
Remember to call them troop f. They like that, reminds them they are part of a team.

TXL
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:29:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2004 3:57:25 AM EST by Stoney-Point]
stuff it in his pooper.....

ETA...you know it was to be said sooner or later....
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:37:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
stuff it in his pooper.....



Ahhh, yes, the 'ole "pooper" post. I thought it would have at least been on the first page.

Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:55:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:43:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Beat me to it.
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=29478



How did I honestly not see this coming...


Originally Posted By 50cal:
Lay out your Alcohol, cigarettes, guns and bulk gunpowder and ask them what they brought.



Like a buffet?


Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
Does your friend like or hate guns?



He loves them... I went to a gun show with him a few months back. He would be an ally from within.


Originally Posted By 199:
While possible, I doubt the person you talked is a regular ATF agent.
In fact, you may find yourself talking to a contract employee.



I'll let you know when I meet with him.


Originally Posted By bobbyjack:
Meet them out in the yard,tell them you never invite the BATF into your house!!
Bob



Kind of like a vampire? Once you invite them in they come as they please...


Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
stuff it in his pooper.....



Uhhhh.... yeahhhhhh. Tell ya what... if he shoots the dog I'll stuff the dead body in his pooper. I might give him buckwheats first for killing her though.
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