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Posted: 3/27/2012 9:33:34 PM EDT
I thought Black Sheep(the were-sheep one, not the Chris Farley one) or Thankskilling had to be the worst ever made, but started discussing bad movies with a coworker, and loaned her Orgazmo. In return, she came up with something that makes Thankskilling look like a blockbuster/masterpiece.Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars. Martians create humans, return to earth 10 million years later, see how badly humans have fucked things up, and mate a human with a vacuum cleaner to create a species better suited to clean up after itself. 3 inch tall claymation martians with 4 inch long erect penises, and a spaceship made out of a Simon game. Calling it a B movie is an insult to B movies everywhere. I have seen better special effects in Maybelline commercials.
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Ishtar.
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"The Stupids", pound for pound the worse movie i've ever fucking seen.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:36:08 PM EDT
Transformers 2.

Bought the DVD. Gave it away the next week.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:36:46 PM EDT
My vote for worst movie ever would be Dazed and Confused. Halfway into the movie I wanted all the characters dead. By the end I wanted the actors dead. Just seemed to embody and celebrate the kind of apathetic, hedonistic uselessness that's destroying this country.
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Barbarella
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Evil Alien Conquerors is so bad it's awesome.


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BUG !!! I love Ashley Judd but dam that was hard shit to watch.
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Defcon (2012)

I wasn't really sure what this was when I got it, I tried watching it with some friends drinking

I'm still not really sure if this movie is a joke
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D-Wars or Dragon wars.. I stood up half way through the movie and almost asked for my money back.. But I got the ticket for free.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372873/
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:42:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spedmaster:
My vote for worst movie ever would be Dazed and Confused. Halfway into the movie I wanted all the characters dead. By the end I wanted the actors dead. Just seemed to embody and celebrate the kind of apathetic, hedonistic uselessness that's destroying this country.

Fail.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:44:54 PM EDT
Worst movies we actually paid to see:
Scenes from a Mall
Natural Born Killers
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:46:59 PM EDT
Black Sheep and Dazed & Confused are the worst you've seen? I guess we all have our preferences but seriously?
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:50:48 PM EDT
Any Steven Segal movies. They are all equally horrible.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:51:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jcarrel:
Any Steven Segal movies. They are all equally horrible.


Shut your whore mouth.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:52:05 PM EDT
Mission to Mars.

Went to see it for my birthday yeeeears ago with some friends. Before they even got to Mars we were ripping into it all along the front row. Was sad to see Gary Sinise attached to such a turd.
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Reign of fire
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Thin Red Line.
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Originally Posted By jcarrel:
Any Steven Segal movies. They are all equally horrible.


At this point I'd rather see a Segal movie over another nicholas cage movie
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:59:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
Mission to Mars.

Went to see it for my birthday yeeeears ago with some friends. Before they even got to Mars we were ripping into it all along the front row. Was sad to see Gary Sinise attached to such a turd.


I had blocked that one from memory until your post. My wife I saw Mission to Mars for our first datenight since having kids. We were very disappointed and ruined the occasion.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 9:59:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By northpark:
Originally Posted By jcarrel:
Any Steven Segal movies. They are all equally horrible.


At this point I'd rather see a Segal movie over another nicholas cage movie


At least (most) of those two's movies have a movie like budget. I think Oversexed Rugsuckers was made on $100-with $75 going to buy the vacuum cleaner and Simon game. Still fun, though, and I did get my wife to watch some of it. That's rare with my bad movies.
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Beavis and Butthead do America.
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It is perfectly clear to me that no one in this thread has ever seen "Die, You Zombie Bastards!".
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 10:03:56 PM EDT
Team America: World Police was the worst movie I ever paid to see. It wasn't like I was politically or socially adverse to the content either, just a bad movie.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 10:05:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OrangeGlad:
Team America: World Police was the worst movie I ever paid to see. It wasn't like I was politically or socially adverse to the content either, just a bad movie.


Aw, come on, you've gotta love them using black housecats as standins for black panthers!
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 10:07:03 PM EDT
Just do a search on YouTube for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and you won't have to look any further for really bad movies. Try out Werewolf with Joe Estevez on MST3K.
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Well, I was surfing last night and found Hobo with a Shotgun, and thought I was watching a bad acid trip.

Hobo with a shotgun
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Crank 2

as bad movies go I don't really count them if they are low budget B movies with no stars


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Seriously terrible, almost in a funny way. It's like a god awful remake of donnie darko on crack.
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S.I.C.K.
Serial Insane Clown Killer

About a clown who kills people in the woods. Hence even the title is bad.
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Troll 2, Monsturd, etc.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 10:10:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lostnswv:
Originally Posted By jcarrel:
Any Steven Segal movies. They are all equally horrible.


Shut your whore mouth.


I saw him on a talk show last night.

He looked like Jabba the Hut.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 10:12:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By topknot:
Thin Red Line.
This. It was even worse than Attack of the killer tomatoes.

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The Godfather movies
Courage Under Fire
What Dreams May Come
Australia
Most movies that win Best Picture at the Oscars.
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game over, thanks for playing everyone
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 10:15:47 PM EDT
My father was friends with the General Manager of General Cinemas. We had lifetime passes.

Back when my wife and I were terminally broke we'd sometimes see three movies in a day, typically during winter when the alternative was to be stuck in the house all day. We were so broke we even had to sneak bottles of water into free movies.


Cabin Boy. We wanted our money back after seeing Cabin Boy. The movie was free and we still felt like we got ripped off.
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Mega shark vs Giant octopus.
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Team America-World Police. The only movie Ive ever walked out of theater early for.
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The Mist

or

The Happening
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Ghostrider.
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KillJoy
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In the theatre:




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http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL2002/12258547/21803995/359775042.jpg

seriously tho, how do you watch someone get attacked 5 feet in front of you, and then approach the thing that attacked them like its a harmless kitteh? the fact that it happens multiple times in this movie is appalling.
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I am ashamed to admit that in my earlier married years, I sometimes let the Squaw choose the movie.

I am more ashamed that I did not realize the utility of the PIMP HAND.

After being nagged into seeing Pee-wee's Big Adventure, both of the previously mentioned shortcomings were forever cured.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2012 10:59:51 PM EDT
Transmorphers. I was at a friend's house having some drinks and we stumbled upon this turd. It was terrible, but being drunk made it hilarious.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 11:01:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By shack357:
Originally Posted By OrangeGlad:
Team America: World Police was the worst movie I ever paid to see. It wasn't like I was politically or socially adverse to the content either, just a bad movie.


Aw, come on, you've gotta love them using black housecats as standins for black panthers!


Originally Posted By Truth2882:
Team America-World Police. The only movie Ive ever walked out of theater early for.


I felt that the subject(s) matter had so much potential for comedy but the jokes came off weak. I, similar to Truth2882 (who presumably cannot lie), went and exchanged it at the local Blockbuster half way through by convincing them it was scratched. Kung Pao - Enter the Fist is the only movie that has prompted me to leave a theatre.
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 11:05:30 PM EDT
most recent was Silent house.....it has got to be the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of viewing...and I have seen all the twilight movies....
Silent House...
the main character cried or wined thru the whole movie, there were only 4 characters in the movie and I think they only had one or two lines each the rest of the movie was the female lead sobbing, whining or crying.
did I mention the wining sobbing and crying?

Link Posted: 3/27/2012 11:08:16 PM EDT
On a side note, am I the only English speaking American that spells "theater" as "theatre"? I must have a form of dyslexia that applies to that word only as I swear I've never read "theater" anywhere in public. Even spell check tells me I'm wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatre
Link Posted: 3/27/2012 11:21:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OrangeGlad:
On a side note, am I the only English speaking American that spells "theater" as "theatre"? I must have a form of dyslexia that applies to that word only as I swear I've never read "theater" anywhere in public. Even spell check tells me I'm wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatre


This is 'Merica brah...deal with it.
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