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Posted: 5/12/2004 3:15:31 AM EST
A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but
is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims.

"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other."

"This I've gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 4:13:24 AM EST
Is that true?

...worthless without pictures...
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 4:17:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/12/2004 4:17:41 AM EST by StariVojnik]
thats an unflattering place to tatoo our Presidents especially The Gipper!

That joke blew a fart!
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