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Posted: 10/18/2004 5:02:36 PM EST
How would you go about this?

The direct approach.
"Hi, I think you're quite attractive, and was wondering if you'd be willing to go have dinner with me."

The indirect approach.
"There is a seminar coming up that I think you might find interesting. Oh, I will pay the costs."

The macho approach.
"I want you to be my woman."

The milquetoast approach.
"I would be so honored if you would accept my invitation to have dinner with me."

The college guy approach.
"Party at ten. Lots of beer."

The geek approach.
"X-Files convention on the 22nd! You can be Mulder, and I will be, uh, Skinner."

The Asian approach.
"My Honda is back from the shop. You could be the first to ride in it with its new wings."

The Baptist approach.
"Will you go with me to the neighborhood this weekend to win some souls?"
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:03:46 PM EST
Seriously, how would YOU ask a girl out.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:04:44 PM EST
uh oh
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:05:49 PM EST
Never had that good of luck.... BTT
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:05:54 PM EST
The direct approach.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:06:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 5:07:01 PM EST by mjohn3006]
Depends on the girl, and how long you have known her.

Also there is the whole human thing. Is this a human or a goat? Cause goats are easy, let me tell you.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:08:11 PM EST
Just smile slyly and whip it out.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:08:48 PM EST
Gimme some pie, bitch. Usually works for me.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:09:11 PM EST
just wait until, oh... 02:30 and catch 'em as they fall off the bar stool!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:09:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Gimme some pie, bitch. Usually works for me.




I eat at the House of Pies too.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:09:55 PM EST
Yyyeaahhh... I'm really not the one you should be asking.

The Choco-Party girl could come up to me and shout "I wanna fuck RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!" and I'd say "uh... maybe..."
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:10:15 PM EST
Holy shit boy, how old are you?

Get your ass over there and ask her out, quit being a douchebag. All she can do is say no.

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:11:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Holy shit boy, how old are you?

Get your ass over there and ask her out, quit being a douchebag. All she can do is say no.





It's never easy, no matter how old you get.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:11:44 PM EST
Be yourself ...

And "if" you do go out with her ... talk to her about HER!

And be a gentleman. Not a hormonal hurricane.

LOL
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:12:38 PM EST

And be a gentleman. Not a hormonal hurricane.



Easier said than done.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:14:52 PM EST
Just tell her you think she is sweet and cute and you would like to spend some time getting to know her better. Then suggest a nice date and where the two of you would go.

.........and asking a girl out is easy. They like too go out, all you have to do is ask.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:15:26 PM EST
You forgot the old standby "wanna get high".


Worked a lot in the 60s.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:15:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
The geek approach.
"X-Files convention on the 22nd! You can be Mulder, and I will be, uh, Skinner."



Fag.







Seriously? #1, teh direct approach, but I'd add something more than attractive, like something specific (eyes, hair, lips, not boobs) or cumpliment her on some of her decision on clothings, etc, etc.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:17:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By deimos:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
The geek approach.
"X-Files convention on the 22nd! You can be Mulder, and I will be, uh, Skinner."



Fag.





Is Mulder the guy? I meant the Gillian Anderson character, whatever her name was. LOL
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:17:13 PM EST
"Would you like to go out with me sometime?"

Real easy.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:17:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By MST2:
"Would you like to go out with me sometime?"

Real easy.




Nah. Too obvious.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:18:28 PM EST
don't ask for permission, tell her you're going to take her out.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:19:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By RED_5:
don't ask for permission, tell her you're going to take her out.



Hey I like that. But won't I come across as too pushy?
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:21:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:22:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By brouhaha:
Don't be a pansy.




Well I AM Asian.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:22:23 PM EST
How about the standard icebreaker "hey bitch, pull my finger".

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:22:31 PM EST
Nice shoes......Wanna F%$K? Just buy some porn, there doesn't seem to be any hope for you!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:24:31 PM EST
"I'm Rick James, bitch. Show me your titties."
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:25:10 PM EST
Fox Mulder: the guy
Dana Scully: the girl

Walter Skinner: Assistant Director


Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:25:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 5:29:06 PM EST by clean_cut]

Show me your titties



Hmmm...


If the inflection and tone is just right, and with the right emphasis place, it just might work.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:29:55 PM EST
Naw, they aint worth it. They will lay you, continue to do so for a year, get you ready to ask them to marry you, then cheat on you with the local drug dealer.

At least a goat won't cheat on you.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:32:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By RED_5:
don't ask for permission, tell her you're going to take her out.



Hey I like that. But won't I come across as too pushy?



do it in a nice way,

ask her what time <day of week> night would be a good time to pick her up for < event of your choosing >
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:34:03 PM EST
BTW, I'm thinking of asking the mean woman out. Seriously. She's been looking at me in Sunday Bible study class. I also think she's hot.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:36:00 PM EST
Is that it? You poor, poor, dumbass.

Say, "Listen up, bitch, wanna go kill some kittens, eat a few babies, and then grudge-fuck eachother 'till dawn?
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:48:54 PM EST
If she is also Asian tell her you want to insert your erect dragon into her secondary flower vessel. Then take pictures and post here.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 5:51:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
BTW, I'm thinking of asking the mean woman out. Seriously. She's been looking at me in Sunday Bible study class. I also think she's hot.



I hear she's rather angry, though...

31, never been married, ...

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:06:13 PM EST
Just say, "Would you like to go out to dinner w/ me tonight. I'm going to "X good place to eat..." and would like some company. Do this with a smile.

If she's an excessively angry woman, tell her "Hey, you have a really angry look on your face and it's starting to offend me. Not that you are angry...nope. But that you and I aren't making wonderful porno films for the German market. Do you think you could still keep that angry look on your face with millions in the bank and my D!6K in your mouth?"

Then you can call my Lawyer friend and offer him a lot of money to get you out of the Sexual Harrasment lawsuit this would create. Which he would then give to me for gun part.s Go figure.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:07:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 6:09:21 PM EST by Colt_SBR]
OK. I'm gonna be serious. Hold on, this doesn't happen to me often.

Talk to her. Most important thing is, listen to her. Be interested in what she says.

She maybe "The One".

After you talk to her and listen, she will want to spend more time with you. Be direct and ask her out for lunch. (Please, no smart remarks, I'm trying to help out clean_cut.)

Be a gentleman. While at lunch, listen more. Ask questions about her and be interested in her answers.

Then let nature take it's course.

Good luck.

Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:14:36 PM EST
http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/09/30/0023213&tid=95&tid=4
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:14:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 6:15:20 PM EST by chrome1]
Is this the the angry church girl with issues ????

If so , Tell her that you decided to ask her out before she had the restraining
order issued
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:15:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Colt_SBR:
OK. I'm gonna be serious. Hold on, this doesn't happen to me often.

Talk to her. Most important thing is, listen to her. Be interested in what she says.

She maybe "The One".

After you talk to her and listen, she will want to spend more time with you. Be direct and ask her out for lunch. (Please, no smart remarks, I'm trying to help out clean_cut.)

Be a gentleman. While at lunch, listen more. Ask questions about her and be interested in her answers.

Then let nature take it's course.

Good fuck.

Colt_SBR

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:16:05 PM EST

I plan on staying single for a while into the future, but I am considering online dating in addition to other methods of meeting local women for casual dating.

What-r-u-nuts? Get married NOW. That way, you can get that much close to your second marrage; the one that you will be happy with. (Just don't have kids in the first one.)

(Go ahead...mod this as funny. The old guys know I'm not joking.)

Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:19:57 PM EST
Just find a way to get her drunk....
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:33:36 PM EST

The milquetoast approach.




The fact that you even know this word bothers me.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:34:19 PM EST
Actually, for me it was always them asking me out...
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:36:07 PM EST
None of the above
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:37:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 7:03:54 PM EST by sgtar15]
.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:40:16 PM EST
No shit. If you act like a dork around a woman, she'll pick up on it pretty quick. Get to know someone a little bit until you are comfortable enough to just frikkin ask without having to put a lot of thought into it.

It's NOT going to hurt. I PROMISE!!!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:40:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
BTW, I'm thinking of asking the mean woman out. Seriously. She's been looking at me in Sunday Bible study class. I also think she's hot.




Okay, let me get this straight.

1) This woman was been rude to you on two occassions.

2) We, and you, have established she has "issues" of some sort.

3) You are now going to ask her out


Please tell me your not going to do this next Thursday in front of everyone else!!


Please don't do this to yourself!


Sgtar15


PS Does she carry a gun?
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:47:36 PM EST

You are thinking too much. Imagine
that you are asking a buddy to go
to a ballgame or something. By taking
the I-wanna-bang-you pressure off,
you'll seem more natural.

Women can smell desperation a mile
away.

Good luck.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:58:06 PM EST
Depends on a lot of variables. For instance, how well you know her, where you know her from, her interest, or her personality. But you still need to be yourself and stop overthinking everything!

I prefer to use the direct approach like "hey boy, drop your pants!"
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