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Posted: 6/17/2017 6:40:19 AM EST
Going solo.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:41:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By K31Swiss:
Going solo.
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Bunny ranch?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:41:29 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Elijah1:


Bunny ranch?
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No bunny ranch.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:44:37 AM EST
Taking the 100 pack of condoms or buying as you need??
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:44:42 AM EST
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:
No bunny ranch.
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:
Originally Posted By Elijah1:


Bunny ranch?
No bunny ranch.
Well this thread is a failure. 
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:45:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By MadMonkey:

Well this thread is a failure. 
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Are there not any hookers on the strip?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:46:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Nightdriver:
Taking the 100 pack of condoms or buying as you need??
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I'm prepared
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:47:20 AM EST
Going to catch a show?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:49:11 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Moose:
Going to catch a show?
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Yes, La Reve
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:51:32 AM EST
So you don't have your best friends wife with you?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:54:03 AM EST
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Originally Posted By OvisCanis:
So you don't have your best friends wife with you?
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Not my best friends
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:55:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2017 6:55:58 AM EST by greenranger]
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:


No bunny ranch.
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Gay?











Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:56:33 AM EST
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Originally Posted By greenranger:
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Gay?











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I'm not keen on paying, gonna hit the clubs and not have to pay, hopefully
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 6:56:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:
Are there not any hookers on the strip?
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:
Originally Posted By MadMonkey:

Well this thread is a failure. 
Are there not any hookers on the strip?
Not legally.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 7:04:28 AM EST
would it traumatize you to know that Spiderman is Hispanic?

would you like a souvenir photograph with a Guatemalan woman dressed as a minion?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 7:18:21 AM EST
Dibs on guns.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 7:20:00 AM EST
What's going to be hotter, the temperature or the whores next week? Could be record highs on Tuesday.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 7:28:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2017 7:37:45 AM EST by Troutman84]
Drink water. It is supposed to be hot as fuck here over the next couple days. Like 115F hot.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 8:52:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:


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At the bars in the casino, $600 a throw, no anal. I sat and spoke with one a month ago, the bar hadn't picked up yet and she knew I wasn't interested, good looking woman, girl nextdoor type. I bought her a drink, just because it was an interesting conversation.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 8:53:07 AM EST
Don't bring back any herpes or syphilis back to Florida..
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 8:56:14 AM EST
Shot show is over....turn around......
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 8:57:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By kcolg30:
Don't bring back any herpes or syphilis back to Florida..
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What makes you think he's not taking it with him? Florida Man is going to bring the party.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 8:58:06 AM EST
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:


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the Ranch is safer if you don't want STDs.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 8:59:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:


I'm not keen on paying, gonna hit the clubs and not have to pay, hopefully
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As a married man, I don't think you understand how that works, lol
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:01:56 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Foosmonkey:
As a married man, I don't think you understand how that works, lol
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Originally Posted By Foosmonkey:
Originally Posted By K31Swiss:


I'm not keen on paying, gonna hit the clubs and not have to pay, hopefully
As a married man, I don't think you understand how that works, lol
By not paying, means he's gonna get blue balls at the clubs, then rub one off when he gets back to his hotel room
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:03:05 AM EST
Just a reminder that STDs don't stay in Vegas.

Wrap that rascal!
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:06:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:


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Apparently a friend that works high level security at a major hotel said that holding a drink and a key card in the same hand is the code for i need a hooker come talk to me....
But you could get one of my friends fake hookers to lure you to the fake pent house suit on the second floor where you'll get locked up till the cops come.

True story.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:10:20 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Troutman84:
Drink water. It is supposed to be hot as fuck here over the next couple days. Like 115F hot.
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Jesus Christ man he's on the strip, hes not gonna be in any danger lol. But yea drink water
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:24:57 AM EST
Hopefully you get here after the Electric Daisy Carnival is done, unless you are in to that stuff. Traffic on the I15 is stupid right now.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:29:32 AM EST
driving,flying or taking a train?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:31:32 AM EST
Where are you staying?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:36:06 AM EST
Why?

A.W.D.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:36:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:38:22 AM EST
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:


No bunny ranch.
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Dude why the hell not?!?




Ok serious question what's your $ limit for the trip?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:40:06 AM EST
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Originally Posted By azratt:
Shot show is over....turn around......
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But the Electric Daisy Carnival is in full swing!
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:40:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By K31Swiss:


I'm not keen on paying, gonna hit the clubs and not have to pay, hopefully
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You always have to pay. One way or another.
If you go to the Bunny ranch you get to pick your girl. You also know that she will put out and that she won't rob you or stalk you or know where you are staying.
Plus. The Bunny ranch is legal. A hooker in Vegas isn't (in case you strike out at the clubs).
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:41:06 AM EST
Is it true that they hand out coupons for hookers on the strip?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:45:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Van_Wilder:
Is it true that they hand out coupons for hookers on the strip?
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They hand out calling cards. The cards have hot chicks on them. If you call, you get a girl that isn't anything near what was on the card. You're lucky if what shows up is a girl at all.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:47:07 AM EST
Go to one of the 100 or so Robertos and get a Carne Asada burrito and 3 rolled tacos with guacamole, and a baggie of pickled carrots and enjoy.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:48:52 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Van_Wilder:
Is it true that they hand out coupons for hookers on the strip?
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More like business cards.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:52:25 AM EST
Are you taking gym girlfriend?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:53:53 AM EST
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Originally Posted By riseagainstforme:


Apparently a friend that works high level security at a major hotel said that holding a drink and a key card in the same hand is the code for i need a hooker come talk to me....
But you could get one of my friends fake hookers to lure you to the fake pent house suit on the second floor where you'll get locked up till the cops come.

True story.
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You would think arresting your patrons would be bad for business.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 9:55:05 AM EST
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Originally Posted By tweeter:
would it traumatize you to know that Spiderman is Hispanic?

would you like a souvenir photograph with a Guatemalan woman dressed as a minion?
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 10:00:41 AM EST
I had good luck when I was single with females also on vacation.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 10:19:26 AM EST
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Originally Posted By BooJangles:
They hand out calling cards. The cards have hot chicks on them. If you call, you get a girl that isn't anything near what was on the card. You're lucky if what shows up is a girl at all.
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Originally Posted By BooJangles:
Originally Posted By Van_Wilder:
Is it true that they hand out coupons for hookers on the strip?
They hand out calling cards. The cards have hot chicks on them. If you call, you get a girl that isn't anything near what was on the card. You're lucky if what shows up is a girl at all.
You sound like a man of experience.

How many tranny blowjobs did you get before you figured out how it works?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 10:20:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By glorifiedG:
Go to one of the 100 or so Robertos and get a Carne Asada burrito and 3 rolled tacos with guacamole, and a baggie of pickled carrots and enjoy.
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Why?  

He can experience explosive diarrhea without going to Vegas.
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 10:21:31 AM EST
Are you going to check for an Adam's apple first?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 10:32:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 10:41:47 AM EST
Plan on renting a Lambo for a first date?
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 10:42:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2017 10:42:53 AM EST by ilikeporkchops]
Lame ama thread where OP bails on thread
Link Posted: 6/17/2017 11:05:39 AM EST
Remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except for the STD's as you take those home with you.
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