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Posted: 7/13/2010 7:05:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:07:04 PM EDT
[#1]
What's Marisa Miller's phone number?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:08:12 PM EDT
[#2]
what do you think about mel gibson?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:08:13 PM EDT
[#3]
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What's Marisa Miller's phone number?


Who the fuck is that?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:08:38 PM EDT
[#4]
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What's Marisa Miller's phone number?


Who the fuck is that?


Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:08:52 PM EDT
[#5]
Why dont you sell gun stuff?

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Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:09:10 PM EDT
[#6]
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what do you think about mel gibson?


Don't care about him.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:09:21 PM EDT
[#7]
Will we have a race war at Target?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:09:30 PM EDT
[#8]
why don't you join the military?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:09:44 PM EDT
[#9]
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Why dont you sell gun stuff?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Because the corporation is, as a good generalization, a bunch of hippies.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:09:58 PM EDT
[#10]
Ever caught somebody shoplifting?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:10:12 PM EDT
[#11]
are you happy to have a job, even though you might not care for it?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:10:17 PM EDT
[#12]
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why don't you join the military?


Already am. Reserves. Cadet. It's a summer job.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:11:00 PM EDT
[#13]
Why isn't the moon made out of cheese?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:11:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Do you enjoy your little meetings with the big target dry-erase board when the store opens?  I feel sorry for them, seems like so much corporate-think gayness.  Why do they do that where customers can see them?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:11:31 PM EDT
[#15]
fuck target
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:11:46 PM EDT
[#16]
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Why isn't the moon made out of cheese?


I got this one.....It is.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:11:49 PM EDT
[#17]
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why don't you join the military?


Already am. Reserves. Cadet. It's a summer job.


Cadet?  what branch?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:11:56 PM EDT
[#18]
Is Jimmy Johnson going to win 5 straight in a row??
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:12:24 PM EDT
[#19]
ever hit on the hot mommies there?

the hotness ratio of target to walmart is very obvious

I do a lot of shopping there just to see the MILFs

Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:12:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
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why don't you join the military?


Already am. Reserves. Cadet. It's a summer job.


Doesn't count until commissioned
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:12:46 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:13:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Do you and your fellow employees square off against the Wal-Mart employees after work like that scene in "Anchorman?"  If so, which character from that scene would best describe you?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:13:10 PM EDT
[#23]
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fuck target


I like lower back tats on a woman as well,but lets not get too blue here.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:13:14 PM EDT
[#24]
does the night stocking crew take meth?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:13:39 PM EDT
[#25]
Minimum wage? Walmart entry level positions pay at least a couple dollars more.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:14:09 PM EDT
[#26]
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are you happy to have a job, even though you might not care for it?


I guess. I don't need the money as badly as some, but it's something to do, and earns so extra party coin.

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Ever caught somebody shoplifting?


Yes. And there is nothing you can do about it. Most are caught due to the fact that they leave a wrapper or some glaring evidence in plain sight, then we review the cameras quick and find them. 99% of the time, even if we do catch them, they skate free before the cops show. If the retards would attempt t hide the package they took off the stolen item, and we didn't have a solid time as to when it was stolen, it would be impossible to review the tapes and find them. That being said, if you steal from Target, we have you on camera. We pass your photos around during meetings and get to know you, assign you nicknames. And we do follow you when we see you in the store, waiting for you to do something worthy of calling the cops.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:14:47 PM EDT
[#27]
Why does U-Haul have such shitty workers?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:15:26 PM EDT
[#28]
How the hell do you afford an internet connection?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:15:53 PM EDT
[#29]
do you get bored and ride the fatties around the store?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:15:54 PM EDT
[#30]
Where is the force-field generator that repels all the trashier Walmart-type customers kept? I would like to reverse-engineer one and make an up-scaled city sized version.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:18:26 PM EDT
[#31]
Will you get gamer/video rocker chairs back in stock?



I bought mine a few years ago as a reg-tagged clearance item and my kids have torn it up, need a new one.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:18:36 PM EDT
[#32]
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Minimum wage? Walmart entry level positions pay at least a couple dollars more.


Not around here. And I do make a little more than minimum, but not enough to call it a not minimum wage job.

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Do you and your fellow employees square off against the Wal-Mart employees after work like that scene in "Anchorman?"  If so, which character from that scene would best describe you?


Never seen it. And 99% of our employees are ex Wal-Mart. It seems they treat their people like shit. What is funny is that directly across the street is a Wal Mart.

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why don't you join the military?


Already am. Reserves. Cadet. It's a summer job.


Doesn't count until commissioned


Ooooookay, thanks for the info.



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ever hit on the hot mommies there?

the hotness ratio of target to walmart is very obvious

I do a lot of shopping there just to see the MILFs



Yes. Lots of hot moms. I get hit on a lot. Especially since I am one of the only male "team members" that isn't 50 years old or gay. I get hit on by the women employees, too.

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why don't you join the military?


Already am. Reserves. Cadet. It's a summer job.


Cadet?  what branch?


Army.

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Do you enjoy your little meetings with the big target dry-erase board when the store opens?  I feel sorry for them, seems like so much corporate-think gayness.  Why do they do that where customers can see them?


They say its to show presence. I wish we didn't do that retarded shit at all. They call it the "huddle".

Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:20:35 PM EDT
[#33]
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why don't you join the military?


Already am. Reserves. Cadet. It's a summer job.


Doesn't count until commissioned

I thought so, I thought he was using cadet as an army politically correct term for maggot.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:20:46 PM EDT
[#34]
I hope you're at one in LI so you at least have some eye candy to look at.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:20:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Will you get gamer/video rocker chairs back in stock?

I bought mine a few years ago as a reg-tagged clearance item and my kids have torn it up, need a new one.


We have them at my store.

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Where is the force-field generator that repels all the trashier Walmart-type customers kept? I would like to reverse-engineer one and make an up-scaled city sized version.


It's called our 10-25% higher prices on identical items compared to Wal-Mart. Don't even start with the Target brand shit. It's so overpriced (everything in the store), even with my 10% employee discount I shop at Wal-Mart and save money on just about everything.



Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:21:25 PM EDT
[#36]



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Do you enjoy your little meetings with the big target dry-erase board when the store opens?  I feel sorry for them, seems like so much corporate-think gayness.  Why do they do that where customers can see them?




They say its to show presence. I wish we didn't do that retarded shit at all. They call it the "huddle".





Better than ours. At my grocery store we have huddles at the very front of the store by the entrance and we're told to ignore customers and pay 100% complete attention.

 



Why does Target always hire retarded hot chicks?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:23:15 PM EDT
[#37]





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Will you get gamer/video rocker chairs back in stock?






I bought mine a few years ago as a reg-tagged clearance item and my kids have torn it up, need a new one.






We have them at my store.










 

Weird, our weekly trips to the different targets in our area over the last month has yielded nothing, am about to just order one off amazon.




Are they not in the furniture section?

 
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:23:39 PM EDT
[#38]
Do chicks dig the red vest?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:24:00 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

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Do you enjoy your little meetings with the big target dry-erase board when the store opens?  I feel sorry for them, seems like so much corporate-think gayness.  Why do they do that where customers can see them?


They say its to show presence. I wish we didn't do that retarded shit at all. They call it the "huddle".


Better than ours. At my grocery store we have huddles at the very front of the store by the entrance and we're told to ignore customers and pay 100% complete attention.  

Why does Target always hire retarded hot chicks?


Because a hot pair of tits will sell more high priced cameras than my actual knowledge.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:25:14 PM EDT
[#40]
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Do chicks dig the red vest?


There is no red vest. Dress code is wear kahki pants (cargo is ok), not beat to shit shoes, and some sort of red shirt with sleeves. I like to wear dress pants and a polo, but some wear cargos and plain red T shirts with stretched out necks.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:26:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Is it true that if you are within a certain distance of a customer that you are required to greet them?



If so, what is the distance and what is your personal compliance rate?  How do feel about this?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:26:46 PM EDT
[#42]
You actually work for minimum wage?  Get a job waiting tables or something.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:27:36 PM EDT
[#43]


I go  to target for some things, but i believe WM has the lowest prices - yea its nasty, the clientele is rough, there is chewing gum all over the parking lot, but I am saving money

how do your prices compare to walmart?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:27:47 PM EDT
[#44]
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You actually work for minimum wage?  Get a job waiting tables or something.


somebody has to clean the toilets.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:28:03 PM EDT
[#45]
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Do chicks dig the red vest?


There is no red vest. Dress code is wear kahki pants (cargo is ok), not beat to shit shoes, and some sort of red shirt with sleeves. I like to wear dress pants and a polo, but some wear cargos and plain red T shirts with stretched out necks.


All with stretched out necks or just the ones with big heads?
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:28:30 PM EDT
[#46]
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Why does Target always hire retarded hot chicks?
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Note to self... I need to go to Target tomorrow to pick up some.... um.... something.  These hot retarded chicks, they are 18 and over yes?

Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:30:09 PM EDT
[#47]
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You actually work for minimum wage?  Get a job waiting tables or something.


somebody has to clean the toilets.



Productivity Vs. Time spent.......also in paying you minimum wage your employer is effectively insulting you.

Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:30:18 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Is it true that if you are within a certain distance of a customer that you are required to greet them?

If so, what is the distance and what is your personal compliance rate?  How do feel about this?


Everyone you see. There is no set rule for distance, etc.

If I see someone obviously puzzled, I ask if I can help them. If they don't, and we are passing and make eye contact, I'll say "How ya' doin" or something to give them the open door. Otherwise, I don't make a deal about seeking out people to ask like they want me to. I will randomly ask maybe 1 out of 10 in that situation. There are some TMs who will ask everyone, regardless. It's pretty fucking annoying I think. What's even worse in when the LOD (leader on deck, some faggoty term for store manager at that time) calls a "5 minute guest challenge" at which time you have to walk around your area, ask EVERY guest if you can help them find something. No exceptions.

This stupid fucking policy of greeting guests has lead to many of them being asked, rounding a corner and being asked again. And it is something you can visually see pains them.
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:31:19 PM EDT
[#49]
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I go  to target for some things, but i believe WM has the lowest prices - yea its nasty, the clientele is rough, there is chewing gum all over the parking lot, but I am saving money

how do your prices compare to walmart?


At least 10% higher on identical items. Sometimes as much as 20-25%. It's pretty ridiculous.

Link Posted: 7/13/2010 7:31:26 PM EDT
[#50]
Fuckin Magnets!



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