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Posted: 7/24/2013 12:20:06 PM EST
It's 2130 here, and I'll only be up for another hour or so, so...go!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:20:41 PM EST
How much did you pay?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:20:55 PM EST
How'd she look?

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:21:55 PM EST
And do you think you have HIV or full blown AIDS?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:22:06 PM EST
What are you doing in Africa?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:22:26 PM EST
did you "lick it before you stick it"?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:22:53 PM EST
IBTL !
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:22:58 PM EST
Was the hooker male, female, transvestite or orangutan?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:23:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By RichT:
What are you doing in Africa?
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He's screwing hookers. What else is there to do?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:23:19 PM EST
Was it worth it?

Did you get emotional afterwards?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:23:37 PM EST
Did you get Obama's autograph?

He's screwing all of us.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:23:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By woob44:
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Not a dime, i told her she couldn't afford me.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:23:50 PM EST
Did it taste like tuna?



IBTL
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:23:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 12:24:09 PM EST by FuriousYachtsman]
It's still 2013 here. Didn't realize Africa was so far ahead of us.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:24:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Ihateyourface:
How'd she look?

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Not bad actually, the dry cough and cigarettes were a turn off...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:24:36 PM EST
Did you have SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS?
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Originally Posted By woob44:
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Neither, just got tested last month.
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Originally Posted By RichT:
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Army training Sir!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:25:23 PM EST
don't touch anything down there! you've been warned!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:25:30 PM EST
Did he make you wear a rubber?
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Originally Posted By MunsonMD:
Was it worth it?

Did you get emotional afterwards?
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No way, girls have cooties...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:26:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Formergrunt94:
Was the hooker male, female, transvestite or orangutan?
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Female homo sapiens.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:26:19 PM EST
Was the pimp in sight? Did she have kinky hair? Pics.?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:26:49 PM EST
Dibs on guns and ammo.

But I'm not going to Africa to get it

Cheers!

-JC
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:27:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 12:31:43 PM EST by SSeric02]
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Originally Posted By Max_Power:
He's screwing hookers. What else is there to do?
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Originally Posted By Max_Power:
Originally Posted By RichT:
What are you doing in Africa?
He's screwing hookers. What else is there to do?


Wrote "propositioned", not partook.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:28:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By uxb:
Did you get Obama's autograph?

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No, wrong part of Africa.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:28:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FuriousYachtsman:
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yuck, yuck, yuck.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:29:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 12:29:49 PM EST by Slopes-2-Shores]
So what did you propose then if you didn't partake?

-JC

ETA: Oh, you were propositioned ! Duh.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:29:01 PM EST
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Originally Posted By sel366:
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How about, no.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:29:02 PM EST
When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:29:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bettendorf:
don't touch anything down there! you've been warned!
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:29:51 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DougR:
Did he make you wear a rubber?
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:30:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By richlands55:
Was the pimp in sight? Did she have kinky hair? Pics.?
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Pretty sure the bartender was the pimp...

ETA: straight hair, in a bun, kinda. Her partner who recce'd the bar after I sat down had frizzy hair though!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:30:52 PM EST
dude did she look like serena or venus
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:31:17 PM EST
When I was in Dakar several years ago they all hung out near the Polish Embassy, not sure why there but topless with a miniskirt seemed to be the uniform of the day.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:31:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Mr_Harry:
When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them

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I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:32:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Slopes-2-Shores:
Dibs on guns and ammo.

But I'm not going to Africa to get it

Cheers!

-JC
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Lost them all in a boating accident last fall.
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Originally Posted By motoguzzi:
When I was in Dakar several years ago they all hung out near the Polish Embassy, not sure why there but topless with a miniskirt seemed to be the uniform of the day.
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Topless with a miniskirt trancends all cultures.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:38:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 13starsinax:
dude did she look like serena or venus
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Neither, tall and thin.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:39:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Slopes-2-Shores:
So what did you propose then if you didn't partake?

-JC

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I proposed I was just there to eat, and finished my pizza and beer.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:57:24 PM EST
Pics?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:06:06 PM EST
She just feels bad about what she and her dumbass husband spent on their recent vacation, trying to make some coin for paying us back.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:23:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By SSeric02:


Not bad actually, the dry cough and cigarettes were a turn off...
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Originally Posted By Ihateyourface:
How'd she look?



Not bad actually, the dry cough and cigarettes were a turn off...


active TB...
still could have AID's though.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:27:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 1:29:11 PM EST by ultramagbrion]
Were they dressed like Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders ?

Scream a little brown-brown and it's all goooood




Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:27:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By SSeric02:

Neither, tall and thin.
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Originally Posted By SSeric02:
Originally Posted By 13starsinax:
dude did she look like serena or venus

Neither, tall and thin.



skinny disease

having said that, 3 of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen have been from Mother Africa.- all of them only dated white guys.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:32:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By OKnativeson:



skinny disease

having said that, 3 of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen have been from Mother Africa.- all of them only dated white guys.
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Originally Posted By SSeric02:
Originally Posted By 13starsinax:
dude did she look like serena or venus

Neither, tall and thin.



skinny disease

having said that, 3 of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen have been from Mother Africa.- all of them only dated white guys.


Not super skinny, these two.

Have seen some beautiful women down here, no doubt.
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Originally Posted By SSeric02:


I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.
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Originally Posted By SSeric02:
Originally Posted By Mr_Harry:
When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them



I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.



What's the story with Chinese hookers? Are the known to be extra disgusting?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:40:22 PM EST
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What's the story with Chinese hookers? Are the known to be extra disgusting?
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Originally Posted By SSeric02:
Originally Posted By Mr_Harry:
When I was in Kenya in the 80's they (NAVY) told us don't screw around 90% of the hookers had Aids

and dumb asses still were screwing them



I knew dudes who fucked Chinese hookers in Afghanistan, never fails to surpirse me.



What's the story with Chinese hookers? Are the known to be extra disgusting?


Don't know, never checked one out. I just thought it highly absurd there were Chinese whorehouses in Kabul, and even moreso that a very few dudes would stick a pistol in their waistband and walk down the block from where we lived to go to them.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:42:16 PM EST
APS or CR?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:44:08 PM EST
Was it the same ones who were chatting me up in New Orleans back in the spring?

Walking back to the hotel on Canal St. a car pulls up beside us, the window drops down and then with no preamble "You boys want yo' dick sucked"

I don't think hysterical laughter was the response they expected.
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