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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:36:34 PM EDT
Kinda weird.

Manager at a restaurant I go to sometimes. Added me on FB and then messaged me. Promplty asked if theres anything she can do to make my day better than it is

Shes now telling me her husband doesn't have sex due to medication and she can do whatever she wants as long as shes discreet

I don't think Im ever going to get married because I see this type of shit all the time.

Shoot away
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:37:17 PM EDT
Is she hot?
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If you like plus sized girls. Yep. Cute face. Big boobs

Not that attractive to me
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:38:24 PM EDT
what kind of food? and can you game this to eat for free?
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:38:29 PM EDT
Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:38:55 PM EDT
Really, its fine chase. I can't get it up anymore (I tell her is meds but really shes just so damn fat).



Please give it to her so she gets off my back
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Ominous foreshadowing.

F5.

Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work.
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Applebees type. Likely
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Applebees type. Likely
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Applebees type. Likely


do it!
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:39:59 PM EDT
Its the meds lol

Hes probably saving his erections for hot skinny gals
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:40:15 PM EDT
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Ominous foreshadowing.

F5.

Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work.


Lol dude, Im not going down that path.

Married ladies are not something I mess with.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:40:28 PM EDT
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Kinda weird.

Manager at a restaurant I go to sometimes. Added me on FB and then messaged me. Promplty asked if theres anything she can do to make my day better than it is

Shes now telling me her husband doesn't have sex due to medication and she can do whatever she wants as long as shes discreet

I don't think Im ever going to get married because I see this type of shit all the time.

Shoot away
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Live by your standards without regard for what other people do.

Be the person that the kind of person you would want to marry would want to marry.  Get married because you want to.  Not because grandma, mom, or girlfriends mom wants you to get married.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:40:33 PM EDT
Ask her if they have cream pies on the dessert menu.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:41:08 PM EDT
We talkin' you're probably gonna have to buy her dessert fat or she has to wipe her ass with a rag on a stick fat?
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Said down for anything
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:41:36 PM EDT
I knew a very attractive lady who had the same arrangement because her husband was paralysed from the waste down. He knew knew and consented to it for her.

It's also in an episode Colombo the same thing so must happen a lot :)

Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:42:02 PM EDT
If you accepted her FB friend request, I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're gonna hook up with her too.  "She just came over and climbed on top of me, I'm not that into her but meh".
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Lol dude, Im not going down that path.

Married ladies are not something I mess with.
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Ominous foreshadowing.

F5.

Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work.


Lol dude, Im not going down that path.

Married ladies are not something I mess with.

He might not see it that way.

Odds are she's been doing this shit for a while...

Unless the dude is a freak and likes to watch other men get his wife off.

Then fo.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.


One of the truest statements ever made: Water seeks its own level
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:43:03 PM EDT
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Buy her dessert fat.

Really actually does have a cute face. But shes definitely round as well.

Not my type what so ever though
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Lol dude, Im not going down that path.



Married ladies are not something I mess with.
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Shoot away


Ominous foreshadowing.



F5.



Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work.


Lol dude, Im not going down that path.



Married ladies are not something I mess with.




 
You're a heartless bastard. The poor woman just wants The D, can't get it at home, has "permission" to get it where she can find it so long as she's discreet and what do you do?




Deny her The D.




You are a cruel, cruel man.






Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:44:06 PM EDT
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He might not see it that way.

Odds are she's been doing this shit for a while...

Unless the dude is a freak and likes to watch other men get his wife off.

Then fo.
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Ominous foreshadowing.

F5.

Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work.


Lol dude, Im not going down that path.

Married ladies are not something I mess with.

He might not see it that way.

Odds are she's been doing this shit for a while...

Unless the dude is a freak and likes to watch other men get his wife off.

Then fo.


Not sure I would do it even if she was single.

Id have to be pretty hard up.

I aint that hard up at the moment
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:45:26 PM EDT
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  You're a heartless bastard. The poor woman just wants The D, can't get it at home, has "permission" to get it where she can find it so long as she's discreet and what do you do?


Deny her The D.


You are a cruel, cruel man.




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Shoot away

Ominous foreshadowing.

F5.

Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work.

Lol dude, Im not going down that path.

Married ladies are not something I mess with.

  You're a heartless bastard. The poor woman just wants The D, can't get it at home, has "permission" to get it where she can find it so long as she's discreet and what do you do?


Deny her The D.


You are a cruel, cruel man.







Dude I just cant.

I guess Im flattered shes wanting it. But just no
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:45:51 PM EDT
Not sure I would do it even if she was single.

Id have to be pretty hard up.

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Tell her exactly this

GD saves another marriage!
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:45:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:45:56 PM EDT
I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so....
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:46:37 PM EDT
(1) Get a blowjob from her.
(2) free meal

(3) rinse



(4) wash



(5) repeat

















 
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:46:51 PM EDT
Cuck.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:47:07 PM EDT
Meh, she probably likes 1911 style pistols....



Surefire way to know she is crazy.....



Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:48:07 PM EDT
rag on a stick. lol

I thought of that simpsons episode
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:48:24 PM EDT
Take the Motley Crue approach.



"We love fat chicks! They'll do anything!!!"










Slightly more serious note - good on you for not helping her break her wedding vows.




Do you at least have any acquaintances you could introduce to her?
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I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off.

I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do.

But she keeps bringing it back up.

And sending pics
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Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:48:54 PM EDT
Years ago, when I was just a lad.  I was at my grandparents house for dinner.  We sat afterwards and Grandma was passing the pie around.  When it came to me I passed.  As I was already full.  Not in the mood for desert.  My grandfather looked at me, looked at the pie and said.  "Son, a piece of pie that you  pass up on is a piece that you will never have."

Not sure how that relates here.  But for what it's worth.
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I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off.

I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do.

But she keeps bringing it back up.

And sending pics
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I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off.

I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do.

But she keeps bringing it back up.

And sending pics


If you eat at Applebee's a lot, I'm absolutely positive this wouldn't be the first fat chick you've rolled up.
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I'm an asshole,tell her to fuck herself Op

 
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:51:07 PM EDT
Boyfriends will kick your ass, husbands will kill your ass.  Words to live by.
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then she will be fat and on fire.

she'll never get laid like that.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:52:34 PM EDT
Seriously?


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Agreed
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Agreed





 
Nah, I would shake the hand of the cunt that was sleeping with my wife. Saved me a lifetime of hell.












 
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:55:57 PM EDT


Just how large are we talking?

You don't have to post her pic, just find one her size on the net and post that.


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Years ago, when I was just a lad.  I was at my grandparents house for dinner.  We sat afterwards and Grandma was passing the pie around.  When it came to me I passed.  As I was already full.  Not in the mood for desert.  My grandfather looked at me, looked at the pie and said.  "Son, a piece of pie that you  pass up on is a piece that you will never have."

Not sure how that relates here.  But for what it's worth.
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I do see what youre saying.

But dude I cant. That breaks my moral compass
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Just how large are we talking?



You don't have to post her pic, just find one her size on the net and post that.

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Or use the USMC scale, would a grunt fuck it?
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:56:37 PM EDT
What size tits are we talking here?
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:56:58 PM EDT
At least get her to comp an appetizer or two before you reject her.
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