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Posted: 11/25/2014 9:18:03 PM EDT
2 kids, 1 too many.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:18:44 PM EDT
Ice your balls
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:18:56 PM EDT
Why are you in bed?



Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:19:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/25/2014 9:19:21 PM EDT by KodiakZach]
What pills did they give you?

Nuts on frozen peas?

Sure wish I would have done mine during football season!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:20:00 PM EDT
Has the urge to roam the neighborhood been suppressed?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:20:19 PM EDT
It will hurt more on Thursday!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:20:39 PM EDT
No questions, just advice: when they say to get checked until you get two all clears, you aren't done. You should still go back once a year with a sample. I know this because I've had two vasectomies. My first one "fixed" itself after five years.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:20:42 PM EDT
Do you tell the second kid they're why Daddy's laid up?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:22:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ventilator:
No questions, just advice: when they say to get checked until you get two all clears, you aren't done. You should still go back once a year with a sample. I know this because I've had two vasectomies. My first one "fixed" itself after five years.
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Nature finds a way.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:24:01 PM EDT
Frozen peas and 2 pairs of brand new tighty whiteys 1 size too small and you'll be good to go in less than a week
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:24:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By KodiakZach:
What pills did they give you?

Nuts on frozen peas?

Sure wish I would have done mine during football season!
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Norco. Washed down with Sam Adams winter lager.

Peas have been deployed.

Plan is to milk it through college football Saturday.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:25:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FuriousYachtsman:
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I told that little rascal he's the reason I got snipped. At three months old he just comprehend why.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:28:12 PM EDT
Bad news, you almost never recover from a vasectomy.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:38:28 PM EDT
Don't tell your wife...and see if she later claims she's pregnant...if so..time for paternity tests on all of the kids
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:44:54 PM EDT
How does it feel to be biologically inert?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:01:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By pedaler:
How does it feel to be biologically inert?
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Currently, it feels like a gang of angry midgets are punching my speedbag.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:05:15 PM EDT
Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes.

She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband."

I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that....
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:06:14 PM EDT
In Bed?

Man, get some balls!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:06:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By pumbaajk:
Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes.

She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband."

I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that....
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Damn!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:07:04 PM EDT
Got mine done last Monday, the no needle/no scalpel variety. Was back to work on Wednesday, could have gone in Tuesday but I'm not one to pass up on an excuse not to go in.

How long did the doc tell you to wait before screwing again? Mine said a week, that was the worst part of the whole thing...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:08:04 PM EDT
You must do jumping jacks!! Immediately !!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:10:28 PM EDT
Have you noticed a vas deferens before and after?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:10:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ventilator:

Damn!
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Originally Posted By pumbaajk:
Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes.

She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband."

I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that....

Damn!

I still hold that comment against her and I don't know if I'll ever forgive her for it.

It's OK, I ain't getting snipped either. You know, just in case a blonde with big tits and weighs about 80lbs less that you do strolls into my life.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:12:23 PM EDT
The definition of macho is jogging home after a vasectomy! I have been thinking of getting it done myself.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:13:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 53vortec:
Got mine done last Monday, the no needle/no scalpel variety. Was back to work on Wednesday, could have gone in Tuesday but I'm not one to pass up on an excuse not to go in.

How long did the doc tell you to wait before screwing again? Mine said a week, that was the worst part of the whole thing...
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Doc said a week.

I have a 3 year old and 3 month old, going a week between screws would be awesome.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:14:11 PM EDT
In 2 days your junk will look like a zombie bit it and the necrosis is spreading...tough it out
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:15:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:
Have you noticed a vas deferens before and after?
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Eye sea that.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:22:14 PM EDT
Wait till you jizz for the first time. For some reason it hurt like hell for me
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:23:12 PM EDT
I got nothing - you're apparently married.
If it were single me I'd be singing Elton -

"I'm back on dry land once again
Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain
We're all hunting honey with money to burn
Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned..."
~ Elton John (Sweet Painted Lady) ~

Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:23:20 PM EDT
Finally, the shrubs are safe.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:25:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kaneroy:
Wait till you jizz for the first time. For some reason it hurt like hell for me
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You really should wait until you get home from the Doctor's Office.



Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:25:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By twistedcomrade:
The definition of macho is jogging home after a vasectomy! I have been thinking of getting it done myself.
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Piece of cake. Probably gonna be singing a different tune tomorrow morning, but the procedure itself is nothing.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:27:24 PM EDT
I remarried a younger woman. I had mine at age 57. I didn't follow instructions and was all over Mrs. Goldstein on day three. Testicular pain lasted a full year. Gone now. Glad I had it done. Should have followed guidelines.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:28:58 PM EDT
I had the "scalpel-free" version. Other than that one moment when it felt like a horse kicked me in the fucking balls, no problem.

Did it on my lunch break and went back to work.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:29:05 PM EDT
How's it hangin?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:31:52 PM EDT
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Not hanging at all. Feel like they've surrendered and retreated up into my gut.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:42:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
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The first 48 hours can suck. I loaded the pain meds and xanax beforehand. I didn't feel shit.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:46:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By pumbaajk:
Me and the wife were discussing the snip or tying her tubes.

She easily looked at me and said I am not getting my tubes tied. I asked why and she without hesitation said, "in case you die and I want to have another kid with my future husband."

I almost became that guy in the newspaper because he beat the ever living shit out of his wife. The amount of hurt I felt after she said that....
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Don't worry, just do what I did. The next time it comes up, quickly agree with getting the snip without argument. If she asks why, tell her even your girlfriend thinks you should get it.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:48:44 PM EDT
How many bags of peas did you get? 3 was the magic number for me.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:49:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Techsan02:


Norco. Washed down with Sam Adams winter lager.

Peas have been deployed.

Plan is to milk it through college football Saturday.
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Originally Posted By Techsan02:
Originally Posted By KodiakZach:
What pills did they give you?

Nuts on frozen peas?

Sure wish I would have done mine during football season!


Norco. Washed down with Sam Adams winter lager.

Peas have been deployed.

Plan is to milk it through college football Saturday.


Might want to hold off on milking it, for a bit...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:55:07 PM EDT
go on s 30k bike ride tomorrow
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:11:09 PM EDT
Nuts!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:19:05 PM EDT
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Nuts!
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Did your kid wack you in the yam bag yet?

My oldest son ran up and jumped on me cuz he was so glad to see daddy.
Knee shot.

Still, after a few days it was fine. And I got boners like an 18 yr old, if my wife brushed against me.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:20:10 PM EDT
On the couch? I went to a Christmas party the night I had mine done.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:20:56 PM EDT
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Your decision or a group decision?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:22:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:
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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:25:43 PM EDT
You crank one off yet to see if it still works?

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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:38:28 PM EDT
Wait till you wake up with a piss hard-on,,,,,,,,,,
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:41:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By misc:
Your decision or a group decision?
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Pretty much my decision....about a week after boy #2 popped out.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:42:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Abearir:
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Waiting for a few more pics of Megyn Kelly in leopard print to show up on the ferguson thread before I make that decision.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:51:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Techsan02:

Pretty much my decision....about a week after boy #2 popped out.
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Originally Posted By Techsan02:
Originally Posted By misc:
Your decision or a group decision?

Pretty much my decision....about a week after boy #2 popped out.

Had to ask. A good friend of 27 years had his ex-wife suggest a vasectomy about 12 years ago. Made him think it was his decision. When I asked him about it he defended the decision as his. They've been divorced for about 10 years now. I'd rather go thru a boatload of condoms and go for an endorsement as well.
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