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Posted: 8/21/2004 10:54:38 PM EST
Welcome my friends.

How are we this evening? Feeling better since our last session? What you been taking your meds??


Well have you???


Gooood...........


So tell me, what is bothering you this evening?

The great Doctor Sgtar15 is here to help you.


Doctor Star15 Phd, MD, & DMF
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 10:57:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 10:58:26 PM EST
OK since you insist, Doc I had sex with your sister last week and now I got this cheesy shit growing on my dick how do I get rid of it???......
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 10:58:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
My throat still hurts and my flu has been gone for days?





Have you been stuck by any needles at work recently?


Doc Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 10:59:09 PM EST
Why don't I just say... I wish you were for real...

Otherwise I hate you for your pretentious shit, pretending to get my pills a few days earlier...........

All the while.... just letting my enemies know I'm a pussy.

What say you!? My Brethren.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 10:59:36 PM EST
Last week I had the strangest dream. In it, I was eating a delicious giant marshmellow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

What does it all mean, doc?
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 10:59:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:
OK since you insist, Doc I had sex with your sister last week and now I got this cheesy shit growing on my dick how do I get rid of it???......




Here is what I did when she gave it to me......

First, get some pizza dough.....


Doc Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 10:59:42 PM EST
Why is it that the state won’t recognize my marriage? We love each other and want to be Husband and Husband.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:00:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Groovinator:
Why don't I just say... I wish you were for real...

Otherwise I hate you for your pretentious shit, pretending to get my pills a few days earlier...........

All the while.... just letting my enemies know I'm a pussy.

What say you!? My Brethren.




Your bong water needs cleaning.


Doct Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:01:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By SilentStalker:
Why is it that the state won’t recognize my marriage? We love each other and want to be Husband and Husband.




Move to the great home state of your lover, Texas, and then you can finally marry I Like Legs

SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:02:20 PM EST
My ass hurts.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:02:57 PM EST
Why cant I seem to stop these filty Marlbro's?...

I hate the smell, but the taste and the way it makes me feel....( seem to remmember something my dad told me about the smell and the taste on something else but I just cant remmember what it was)
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:04:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
My ass hurts.




You have been hitting the RedGoat again?...
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:05:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By R-32:
......(seem to remmember something my dad told me about the smell and the taste on something else but I just cant remmember what it was)





You can gently blow the smoke out thru your nostrils and suck it back into your mouth giving it a great taste.


Doctor Sgtar15


PS COmbatJack....take out the pickle
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:05:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:07:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By sherrick13:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
My throat still hurts and my flu has been gone for days?





Have you been stuck by any needles at work recently?


Doc Sgatr15




That causes sore throats????




Just saying in your line of work I would be VERY careful about needles.


But...probably just a cold anyways...unless it has been going on for more than 3 days.


DOctor Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:07:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
My ass hurts.




You have been hitting the RedGoat again?...



Nah, I have been parked in front of Arfcom since 1100 yesterday morning.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:08:29 PM EST
My stomach is getting bigger. So I've been cutting my pizzas into 4 slices instead of 8 slices to cut down on the number of slices I eat. But my stomach keeps getting bigger!

Woe is me.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:08:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
My ass hurts.




You have been hitting the RedGoat again?...



Nah, I have been parked in front of Arfcom since 1100 yesterday morning.




DUDE....YOU NEED TO SEE A REAL DR.!
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:09:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:10:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
It hurts whenever I go like this




Don't go like that.


Dumbass!


Doc SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:12:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:13:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
My ass hurts.




You have been hitting the RedGoat again?...



Nah, I have been parked in front of Arfcom since 1100 yesterday morning.




DUDE....YOU NEED TO SEE A REAL DR.!



You mean a medical doctor? I already have a shrink. She says I'm weird.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:15:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
My ass hurts.




You have been hitting the RedGoat again?...



Nah, I have been parked in front of Arfcom since 1100 yesterday morning.




DUDE....YOU NEED TO SEE A REAL DR.!



You mean a medical doctor? I already have a shrink. She says I'm weird.




You are boofing your shrink!....( I know because she is my mom)

I mean a real Medical Doctor!
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:17:13 PM EST
Why does it feel so good to pee after only 8-10 beers?

I really wanna know....
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:18:09 PM EST
Hey Doc,

I'm starting to grow hair in really wierd places...any thoughts?
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:19:39 PM EST
Hey doc, the strangest thing happened to me on my way back from Mexico last week, I was there buying cheap Mex hooch, and some Meds to clear up that infection that I got from your sister.

Besides the cheese growing on my dick I get the frequent urge to piss,(burns like hell btw) so I ran into an ally to 'drain the lizard' and this passed out dude was gawking at my wang, He said "Aye caramba!! que chilote tienes"!!! What ever that means, the bottom line is he said I could make big money as the 'stand' in for the donkey in Tia Juana.

I could really use the money should I take the gig?? What if they try to pay me in Pesos??..[bandito]
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:20:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By gus:
Why does it feel so good to pee after only 8-10 beers?

I really wanna know....




Only?



Peein­g feels good because when the bladder is full your penis is to busy thinking about peeing instead of sex. WHne your penis isn't thinking about sex you are not happy.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:21:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Hey Doc,

I'm starting to grow hair in really wierd places...any thoughts?





Shave your palms..


sgtar5
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:21:59 PM EST
Dude, my shrink is a 72 year old Swedish immigrant! Well, mostly shes just a family friend, not my shrink, but shes a PhD. Shes really cool for being 72 I will tell you that. Shes taking me back to Sweden for three weeks this winter. That ought to be fun.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:22:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:

What if they try to pay me in Pesos??..[bandito]




Tell them you will only except bags of salt.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:22:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Hey Doc,

I'm starting to grow hair in really wierd places...any thoughts?





Shave your palms..


sgtar5



And get glasses.

Sarge, you misspelled your name!
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:26:20 PM EST
Sarge,

Do you think that Combat_Jack is really sleeping with his shrink based on the following text?..


Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Dude, my shrink is a 72 year old Swedish immigrant! Well, mostly shes just a family friend, not my shrink, but shes a PhD. Shes really cool for being 72 I will tell you that. shes taking me back to Sweden for three weeks this winter. That ought to be fun.

Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:29:16 PM EST
No fucking way I would do that, thats sick man!
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:31:35 PM EST
If a dogs sense of smell is 500x greater then a humans .... Why do they sniff each others assholes ?
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:33:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By SilentStalker:
Why is it that the state won’t recognize my marriage? We love each other and want to be Husband and Husband.




Move to the great home state of your lover, Texas, and then you can finally marry I Like Legs

SGatr15




Hey, this isn't Mass., we don't do that shit here. Well, maybe a few up in DFW.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:43:59 PM EST
I feel neglected and unimportant.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:46:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
I feel neglected and unimportant.





Suck it up and start posting!
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:52:32 PM EST
My question was on the first page.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:54:28 PM EST
Thats funny. I m eating cold pizza right now.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:55:24 PM EST
Got any beauty tips for a fat man?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 12:05:03 AM EST
Doc:

I'm having impure thoughts; the other day at the range I fired a Glock and kind of enjoyed it. I know this is wrong and unnatural. What should I do?
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 12:18:51 AM EST
i had some split peach pie for breakfast yesterday and now my dick hurts. i think she was rocking out a little too hard on top of me.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 12:22:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By m_jacobs_wife:
Got any beauty tips for a fat man?




Draw sexy faces on his belly.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 12:24:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By Raulin:
Doc:

I'm having impure thoughts; the other day at the range I fired a Glock and kind of enjoyed it. I know this is wrong and unnatural. What should I do?




You sir are so ill you need a WHOLE TEAM to fix you!!

I suggest Etam Kimber and their 1911's.


Doc Sgatr15
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