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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:14:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 8:15:07 PM EDT by sgtar15]
Evening folks!  Have you all gotten over the post holiday depression yet?


You have?  Well that's just great!  Now wait till you get the credit card bill at the end of this month...then you will all depressed again.

So now that I have you back on track with the reality of you sad, depressed, pathetic lives...tell me your problems and I will once again help you.

There is a small fee of $3.95 for my advice.

So friends...what is troubling you...


Sarge is listening...(and sometimes looking in your window

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:16:16 PM EDT
I had to cut someones throat at the carwah today and it made me feel bad.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:17:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 8:18:03 PM EDT by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I had to cut someones throat at the carwah today and it made me feel bad.



Shoot, shovel, rinse, and repeat.



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:18:24 PM EDT
C&R firearms talk to me. They tell me to buy them. How do I deal with this?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:18:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I had to cut someones throat at the carwah today and it made me feel bad.



Shot, shovel, rinse, and repeat.



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF



Nah you don't understand, I used the wrong method of cutting and it turned out he just needed change.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:20:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Evening folks!  Have you all gotten over the post holiday depression yet?



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF



No...  not yet....
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:21:35 PM EDT
I keep staying up too late and posting here. Is this a problem or is AR15.com just becoming my entire life? Shouldn't I be laying down on the couch or something?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:21:49 PM EDT
I have trouble trying to...no...wait...it is difficult for me to...uh...well...sometimes I find it troubling when I want to...hmm...why can't I get my point across?

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:22:42 PM EDT
Sin_Bin told me he has trouble getting an erection. What do you recommend for him?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:23:21 PM EDT
I also have pre mature erections, you know the ones you get before the wife is awake.


Must be a winter thing.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:23:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I have trouble trying to...no...wait...it is difficult for me to...uh...well...sometimes I find it troubling when I want to...hmm...why can't I get my point across?




he is trying to say that he has trouble keeping it down at construction sites.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:24:24 PM EDT
I have a generally positive outlook on my life, and I am at peace and in love with the planet Earth.

Is there something wrong with me?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:25:42 PM EDT
Why do my balls itch so bad???
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:26:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:
C&R firearms talk to me. They tell me to buy them. How do I deal with this?



buy them


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:26:17 PM EDT
Well Sarge...I have to tell you about the date I was on tonight.  This was our third date and I  think I am falling for this one.  Italian/Catholic girl that loves to cook and is a Vice President of a bank.

I aked her about pie tonight and she said that she knows how to make it and serve it in many delicious ways!

After 42 years on this earth and many failed attempts, could I have met the right girl???
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:27:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Evening folks!  Have you all gotten over the post holiday depression yet?


You have?  Well that's just great!  Now wait till you get the credit card bill at the end of this month...then you will all depressed again.

So now that I have you back on track with the reality of you sad, depressed, pathetic lives...tell me your problems and I will once again help you.

There is a small fee of $3.95 for my advice.

So friends...what is troubling you...


Sarge is listening...(and sometimes looking in your window

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF



Sarge, there's this really hot girl who I'm talking with on AIM right now....she's giving me subtle hints.....She tells me she has AIM on her cell phone and I hear this honking outside and a really hot girl in the drivers seat looking at me....what do I do?

Ben
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:29:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SevenMMmag:
Why do my balls itch so bad???




Telll your boyfriend to shave the goatee
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:30:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I have trouble trying to...no...wait...it is difficult for me to...uh...well...sometimes I find it troubling when I want to...hmm...why can't I get my point across?




split personality


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:31:17 PM EDT
I've had an AR part on backorder for weeks and nobody else has it either. It is the last part I need to complete my first AR and I'm getting frusterated. What should I do?

-Foxxz
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:34:16 PM EDT
Evenin' Sarge!!!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:39:46 PM EDT
Dear Sgtar15 / DMF

For some time, I have been reading of the exploits of an individual that has some serious social issue(s). Perhaps after reading the following, you could relate to me a way to help this person?

Many people (I am not certain of this at this time) are sure he is a sociopath and could become a danger to himself and others in his immediate proximity if help is not provided post haste.
This 'man', perhaps a better description would be, this grown man, with a family has an obsession, one that is clearly becoming disruptive to many of the people around him.
You see, this 'grown man' he plays with dolls action figures. He is becoming very introverted and spending vast amounts of time building playgrounds for these dolls action figures. Perhaps he is living vicariously through these dolls action figures but, this too, is not a known at this time.


Any help would be appreciated!

Thank you,
Ai


(JFwYSgtar15)
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:44:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By coondog:
I keep staying up too late and posting here. Is this a problem or is AR15.com just becoming my entire life? Shouldn't I be laying down on the couch or something?



Not like you had a life before did you?


With what God gave you this might be as good as it gets...might as well enjoy it.

So click on some threads and relax...people NEED you here


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:45:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:
Sin_Bin told me he has trouble getting an erection. What do you recommend for him?




Tell him to join the Navy..........submarines


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:46:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I also have pre mature erections, you know the ones you get before the wife is awake.


Must be a winter thing.




If you wait till she is awake to take care of the problem she might say "no".

Do what you have to do.


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:46:45 PM EDT
Why does it seem like everybody is ignoring me?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:47:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
I have a generally positive outlook on my life, and I am at peace and in love with the planet Earth.

Is there something wrong with me?



Cocaine is a hell of a drug.....




Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:47:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:47:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:47:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Why does it seem like everybody is ignoring me?




someone hear something????
­

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:50:00 PM EDT
After buying a membership I find myself spending even more time here.  Analysis?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:50:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By coondog:
I keep staying up too late and posting here. Is this a problem or is AR15.com just becoming my entire life? Shouldn't I be laying down on the couch or something?



Not like you had a life before did you?


With what God gave you this might be as good as it gets...might as well enjoy it.

So click on some threads and relax...people NEED you here


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF

Awwww...Thanks Dr.Sgtar, (sniffle,sniffle) you have helped me figure my life out. How can I ever repay you?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:50:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Evening folks!  Have you all gotten over the post holiday depression yet?


You have?  Well that's just great!  Now wait till you get the credit card bill at the end of this month...then you will all depressed again.

So now that I have you back on track with the reality of you sad, depressed, pathetic lives...tell me your problems and I will once again help you.

There is a small fee of $3.95 for my advice.

So friends...what is troubling you...


Sarge is listening...(and sometimes looking in your window

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF



Physician, heal thyself.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:50:39 PM EDT
Maybe you need to wash down there a bit?  Hmmm?


Originally Posted By SevenMMmag:
Why do my balls itch so bad???

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:51:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
Well Sarge...I have to tell you about the date I was on tonight.  This was our third date and I  think I am falling for this one.  Italian/Catholic girl that loves to cook and is a Vice President of a bank.

I aked her about pie tonight and she said that she knows how to make it and serve it in many delicious ways!

After 42 years on this earth and many failed attempts, could I have met the right girl???




Seriously?



­If you plan on having kids ask her if she will quite her job to raise the kids.  If she says no, then dump her.  If no kids then her job is fine as long as she is a homebody.  If she is the type that like to go out with her friends alot then eventually she will get bored with you, with the marriage, and with everything.  If she is a home body type then she probably will enjoy doing things for you and stay with you longer.  If she is Catholic and has had previous marriages ask her if she got an annulment thru the Church for this past marriage.  This will be an indictation of how seriously she views marriage.

And I am assuming you have already met the parents...they can tell you volumns.

And pie is not the main reason for marriage.



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:52:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
Sarge, there's this really hot girl who I'm talking with on AIM right now....she's giving me subtle hints.....She tells me she has AIM on her cell phone and I hear this honking outside and a really hot girl in the drivers seat looking at me....what do I do?

Ben



Open the door and wave to Clean_Cut


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:53:14 PM EDT
I met TheRedGoat today, we shook hands. What is my prognosis?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:54:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AILapua:
Dear Sgtar15 / DMF

For some time, I have been reading of the exploits of an individual that has some serious social issue(s). Perhaps after reading the following, you could relate to me a way to help this person?

Many people (I am not certain of this at this time) are sure he is a sociopath and could become a danger to himself and others in his immediate proximity if help is not provided post haste.
This 'man', perhaps a better description would be, this grown man, with a family has an obsession, one that is clearly becoming disruptive to many of the people around him.
You see, this 'grown man' he plays with dolls action figures. He is becoming very introverted and spending vast amounts of time building playgrounds for these dolls action figures. Perhaps he is living vicariously through these dolls action figures but, this too, is not a known at this time.


Any help would be appreciated!

Thank you,
Ai


(JFwYSgtar15)




Sounds like he is suffering from severe mental disorder and poissbly has several split personnalities.....hopefully one of those personnalities is a doctor and can get him some help.


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:55:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VT4meGunCtrlisAntiUS:
Evenin' Sarge!!!



What up homes?


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:57:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I'm so bored doc that I've been cleaning my house.  That can't be a good sign.  Am I turning into my mother?




You need this...





Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:57:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
After buying a membership I find myself spending even more time here.  Analysis?




9-04



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:59:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By coondog:
Awwww...Thanks Dr.Sgtar, (sniffle,sniffle) you have helped me figure my life out. How can I ever repay you?







Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:00:08 PM EDT
Every time I use an automated system on a phone ("Press 1 for a useless option, press 2 for an option you will never ever need, press 3 to hear the Patriot Act read in Mandarin Chinese by James Earl Jones..."), I want to throw the phone I am using at the nearest hard object, shattering it into about 47 peices.  I find the very thought of this so amusing that I am giggleing as I type, but also realize that while it may be funny, it wouldnt be very productive.  


Is there something wrong with me?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:00:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
I met TheRedGoat today, we shook hands. What is my prognosis?




You have dirty hands?


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:00:27 PM EDT
I would like to post pics of my action figure collection, but feel that this would expose me to ridicule.

Would these attacks strengthen or weaken my ego?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:01:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:02:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MoparMike:
Every time I use an automated system on a phone ("Press 1 for a useless option, press 2 for an option you will never ever need, press 3 to hear the Patriot Act read in Mandarin Chinese by James Earl Jones..."), I want to throw the phone I am using at the nearest hard object, shattering it into about 47 peices.  I find the very thought of this so amusing that I am giggleing as I type, but also realize that while it may be funny, it wouldnt be very productive.  


Is there something wrong with me?



Damn straight there is something wrong with you!  If after 2 minutes on the automated phone you should be wanting to drive down to the business itself and burn it to the fucking ground!

Get off the valumn dude!  You are WAY to fucking relaxed!

GET ANGRY OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
­

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF


PS...that will be $3.95 please
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:05:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
I would like to post pics of my action figure collection, but feel that this would expose me to ridicule.

Would these attacks strengthen or weaken my ego?



Who cares what others think when you have action figure friends?

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:06:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By MoparMike:
Every time I use an automated system on a phone ("Press 1 for a useless option, press 2 for an option you will never ever need, press 3 to hear the Patriot Act read in Mandarin Chinese by James Earl Jones..."), I want to throw the phone I am using at the nearest hard object, shattering it into about 47 peices.  I find the very thought of this so amusing that I am giggleing as I type, but also realize that while it may be funny, it wouldnt be very productive.  


Is there something wrong with me?



Damn straight there is something wrong with you!  If after 2 minutes on the automated phone you should be wanting to drive down to the business itself and burn it to the fucking ground!

Get off the valumn dude!  You are WAY to fucking relaxed!

GET ANGRY OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
­

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF


PS...that will be $3.95 please



Oh, I do want to.  But burning America's Theives & Thugs' Wireless to the ground wouldn't be productive either.  But like I said, it would be a source of amusement...



I also realized that the reason that we still see so many new phones out on the market, housephones, I mean, are probably because of people getting so pissed that they actually throw the phone.  So far, I have shown them much more restraint than they deserve.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:07:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By threefiftynone:
Paypal incoming.....

Why me?




Your turn...I did my time.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:09:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MoparMike:
Oh, I do want to.  But burning America's Theives & Thugs' Wireless to the ground wouldn't be productive either.  But like I said, it would be a source of amusement...



I also realized that the reason that we still see so many new phones out on the market, housephones, I mean, are probably because of people getting so pissed that they actually throw the phone.  So far, I have shown them much more restraint than they deserve.



People should stop talking to people.

Communicate is the cause of 95% of all problems.


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 9:10:04 PM EDT
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