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Posted: 12/12/2003 9:02:50 PM EDT
Okay gang. Once again I am here to help you with your sorry little sad lives.
WOmen problems? Ask Sgtar... School problems? Sgtar can help... Problmes at the work place? SGtar understand, and has the answers. So ask away frineds...You fucked it up, but I will fix it. SGtar15 PS No riddles |
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I am not what I think I am. I am not what you think I am. I am what I think, you think I am. What am I?
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OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation? |
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Quoted: OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation? View Quote A cat. |
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Quoted: I am not what I think I am. I am not what you think I am. I am what I think, you think I am. What am I? View Quote I said no riddles. I have a PHD in Family Theraphy from Phonex E-mail schools. I am a well trained professonal...please do not mock me with such trivialities. PS....You are my reflection OK doc, my question is: what is that thing jumping up in front of the rifle on your avatar animation? View Quote A kitten. I am shotting skeet. |
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How do I get my female tactical cockateil to mate with my male tactical cockateil? She rebuffs all of his advances to date.
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Quoted: My pee-pee hurts, why? View Quote You are gripping it WAY too tight. Loosen up a little bit...try not to use you pinky finger. ALso a reverse grip may help. How do I get my female tactical cockateil to mate with my male tactical cockateil? She rebuffs all of his advances to date. View Quote I got bad news. If you have 2 cocks in a cage then I doubt they ever will mate. And even if they do there won't be any little cocks. Well, except for the one outside the cage[;)] Um...I'm getting hair...you know...down there. Am I a freak? View Quote This is normal. As you get older hair moves from your head to your balls. So your balls will be warm, but never seen. WHile your head will be cold, but always seen. SGtar15 |
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brass whated to know what his butt itches... and no i have nothing to do with it
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Wow. I thought I would see Diver Down in here!
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=218366&w=activePop[/url] |
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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?
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[img]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/img]
Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work. What is c? |
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Quoted: brass whated to know what his butt itches... and no i have nothing to do with it View Quote Hemroids....he's been a pain in the arse for a [i]long[/i] time. Is OxyContin okay to snort (the hillbilly way)? View Quote Yes. Oxycotin can also be taken this way to increase the speed of your heart, relax the muscles, and numb the brain of all senses. And then you die. Why won't MissMagnum return my IM's? View Quote I don't think you're her type. [pink](hint)[/pink] SGtar15 |
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Quoted: [url]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/url] Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work. What is c? View Quote "C" is a 90* angle. Damn dude!! Challenge me!! Sgtar15 |
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Ok I worded that wrong:
Tell me the length of BA. Show all work. It was my falt. |
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Quoted: Ok I worded that wrong: Tell me the length of BA. Show all work. It was my falt. View Quote To late... [b]NO MATH FOR YOU!![/b] Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: [url]http://www.hunt101.com/img/078821.bmp[/url] Please help me study for the SATs. Solve this problem and show all work. What is c? View Quote Lame. (AC)^2 + (CB)^2 =(BA)^2 so....solve for BA BA = sqrt ((AC)^2 + (CB)^2) BA = sqrt (2^2 + 3^2) BA = sqrt (4 + 9) BA = sqrt (13) |
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I know but the point is he didn't do it. I am really board with it.
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I can really do it.
AB =5 cb =4 find ac a2+b2=c2 8+x=25 25-4=21 b=sqrt 21 |
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Quoted: PS No riddles View Quote Well, you have proven your math skills little jackrabbit. Now we shall move to reading comprehension. Sgtar15 |
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Can you explain why people avoid me, do I have body odor or something?
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Quoted: Can you explain why people avoid me, do I have body odor or something? View Quote David, David, I don't know what to tell you. DO you know how some people are just born...well...in need of attention. These people just love to piss others off. They laught at auto accidents. They yell at priest on sundays. They park in handicapped spaces just for fun. They bitch and stick their noses in places that don't belong. Their favorite sexual position is sitting in the lazyboy with channel 69 on cable. These people are just naturally born assholes. I get like this, we all do. SOme just more than others.[;)] SGtar15 |
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Quoted: Can you explain why I avoid David_Hineline? View Quote See above |
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where can I find me a fine lookin' sugar mamma who has class 3 firearms?
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Quoted: Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls? View Quote No. But if you can get the dog to do that while having sex with a woman it officially counts as a threesome. Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls? View Quote That makes you sick, if you let any dog lick your balls. PS. sorry Sgt. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls? View Quote That makes you sick, if you let any dog lick your balls. PS. sorry Sgt. View Quote What am I supposed to do? Cats have very sandpapery tongues. |
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Quoted: where can I find me a fine lookin' sugar mamma who has class 3 firearms? View Quote Finding them is easy. They are all over and you can find them in great numbers. Even you can do it. However, talking to them and then keeping them is a whole differant challenge. And from what I see you are rather lacking in that department. Quite frankly...they are out of your league. Check Wal*Mart........kids section SGtar15 |
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It only makes you gay if you smear peanut butter on your balls to make your dog lick them.
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Quoted: ok, what should I wear? View Quote Garanamals. what do I need to say ? View Quote Want to see my fossilized wood? SGtar15 |
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When making love to a chicken how do you keep it from pecking and scratching you?
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When I shoot my M16A1 on Full Auto I usually get a boner that doesn’t go away until I start cleaning it. Is this normal?
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Related to previous question,
Is it gay if the dog is wearing marpat? |
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Why has Gloftoe been moaning "Oh, Sarge!" in his sleep ever since Gunstock?
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Quoted: I can really do it. AB =5 cb =4 find ac a2+b2=c2 8+x=25 25-4=21 b=sqrt 21 View Quote [bald old fart with alien eyes]Wrong, grasshopper. a2=4x4=16. When you fix the answer it will be time for you to leave this thread.[/bald old fart with alien eyes] |
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What if you name your female dog a male name and then she licks your balls?
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... The circles in figure 1 below represent cross-sections of spherical wave fronts emanating from a source S. All points on a wave front are in phase.
... (a) What do the concentric circles pass through for each of the sinusoidal waves shown? What are the distances? ... (b) SP, ... (c) SP¡¦, and ... (d) SP¡¨ in terms of wavelength ƒ±. ... (e) If you wished to draw wave fronts through troughs where and how would you draw them? [img]http://members.cox.net/winston_wolf/figure_1.gif[/img] |
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If you feel like a woman trapped in a man's body, but are atracted to women, does that make you a lesbian?
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Quoted: Does it make me gay if a [b]male[/b] dog licks my balls? View Quote Only if you return the favor!![;] Sorry Sarg. I just couldn't help myself[:D] |
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I have a friend that is tall and ugly and he hates cats.
What can we do to help him? Tj[:D] |
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I collect smegma, but I dont know what to do with it. Do you have any good recipes?
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