Bush Zombies Rage In Liberal Nightmares
KENSINGTON, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- The 2004 election is turning out to be a real nightmare for liberals -- literally.
According to political dream researcher Kelly Bulkeley, liberals are becoming more and more agitated in their dreams as election day nears.
For instance, one left-leaning college student participating in Bulkeley's research reported having a nightmare where bright red "zombie Bush supporters" pushed her around and tried to feed her "some kind of processed meats."
Another participant, a Bush-hating Baby Boomer, dreamed he was trying to get to the Democratic convention in Boston but couldn't find a parking spot.
Bulkeley says dreams reflect emotions that remain unexpressed in our waking hours, and he concludes that Democrats are experiencing a lot of anxiety about possibly losing the race.
He's been studying election-year dreams from both liberals and conservatives since 1992 and says the nightmares in this year's crop are more dark and bleak.
Hmmm, that's funny, Kerry/Edwards is the thing that gives ME nightmares.
I've been aving nightmares about Muslims. The connection the Kerry should be obvious.