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Posted: 9/17/2009 2:19:28 PM EST
I fear I may get the swine. I hurt my back while running and didn't want to come here but I was forced to.

I can almost smell the flu in the air lol
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:19:45 PM EST
Dibs on ammo.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:20:18 PM EST
You will wait a long time if they are busy.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:24:09 PM EST
Yep, and I'm missing class all the while. There's only about six people in here with bracelets and they put me on the fast track so hopefully I'll be out of here before midnight. I'll just be pissed if I can't shoot at school this weekend.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:27:14 PM EST
From the look of your x-rays, H1N1 is the least of your worries...


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:28:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By ftwm:
Dibs on ammo.

Dibs on any good guns
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:28:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 2:30:04 PM EST by SgtSwat]
I'll take the guns and optics.

Shit, missed the guns by 30 secs.

Oh yea good luck with your back.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:29:39 PM EST
They are all "infected", you other "dib'ers" are goners as well.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:29:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
From the look of your x-rays, H1N1 is the least of your worries...


http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/bbossman1/bottle_in_ass.jpg


LOL
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:30:10 PM EST
WELL IM WORKING THE ER RIGHT NOW!

And yes Im testing a man for it right now... If I were you I would ask for a mask ... I dont know why more people dont...

And its here and everywhere right now... the plan went from being a plan to a complete cluster fuck, i assume out of anger over the ONE's failing health plan.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:30:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
From the look of your x-rays, H1N1 is the least of your worries...


http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/bbossman1/bottle_in_ass.jpg


LOL

I would feel better with a gas mask on in here lol
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:50:19 PM EST
Be sure and tell them your name is Juan, You speak no english, and have no insurance. make them prove otherwise. tell them you are homeless.

I have always wanted to try this. I see "other cultures" doing it all the time at our local hospital. They walk in, get treated, and walk out. No bills, nothing.

And if they try to say that you are white and theres no way you are of latin descent...scream racism out loud.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:52:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
From the look of your x-rays, H1N1 is the least of your worries...


http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/bbossman1/bottle_in_ass.jpg


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:07 PM EST
You won't get the swine flu, but you will likely get a case of diarrhea from someone.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:57:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 2:58:17 PM EST by diaz_aa]
Whatever you do, do not go off on the person behind the desk, They do not delegate who goes to the back. I've had more than a couple of calls from my gal who works that desk. Most calls are because she had to call security because the idiot people that are not in any kind of emergency want to belligerent. just my .02.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:57:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 2:57:54 PM EST by Mazeman]
About to be labeled a drug-seeker, I see....
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:05 PM EST
You realize the zombie invasion will originate from a mutant alien gene introduced in ER air supplies all accross this great nation...

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:22:08 PM EST
You guys can have his gear. I dont want no damn cooties he brings home with him from the hospital


I hope your back feels better
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
From the look of your x-rays, H1N1 is the least of your worries...


http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/bbossman1/bottle_in_ass.jpg




Dang they also had a hip replacement!

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 11:23:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
From the look of your x-rays, H1N1 is the least of your worries...


http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/bbossman1/bottle_in_ass.jpg


Not as bad as it would be if it went in wide end first.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 11:28:44 PM EST
Rx for Vicodin Q6H PRN and Flexeril TID

Discharge instructions include followup with PCP and referral to Ortho


and don't forget to asked for a work excuse for tomorrow
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:23:53 AM EST
I got excused from PT at school until next Thursday, unfortunately this also includes the gun range tomorrow (which you can only miss 10 hours of per FDLE standards) because the doc didn't write it on the note to specifically allow me to shoot (he said shooting was not a physical activity, I could do that but running, jumping over walls, climbing through windows etc. was probably not a good idea). I have to make everything I missed up anyways so it's not like I really get out of any of it. I already qualified on the range, every single time I step up to the line, so that's not a problem.

He just diagnosed me with lower back pain and said I probably pulled/strained something, gave me a script for Naproxen, Skelaxin, and a kick in the ass to send me out the door. As much as it will suck paying this off because I have no insurance and school insurance probably won't cover it even though the whole reason for the visit was something that happened at school, I would rather have to pay it off monthly than have "free" healthcare. lol
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:25:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
From the look of your x-rays, H1N1 is the least of your worries...


http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/bbossman1/bottle_in_ass.jpg


he accidentally the whole bottle
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:26:01 AM EST
Originally Posted By BBossman:
From the look of your x-rays, H1N1 is the least of your worries...


http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq169/bbossman1/bottle_in_ass.jpg




Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:29:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By ExEagle:
Be sure and tell them your name is Juan, You speak no english, and have no insurance. make them prove otherwise. tell them you are homeless.

I have always wanted to try this. I see "other cultures" doing it all the time at our local hospital. They walk in, get treated, and walk out. No bills, nothing.

And if they try to say that you are white and theres no way you are of latin descent...scream racism out loud.


Once had a pt in the ED who was, pale skin, green eyes, red hair with freckles. Spoke only spanish and was brought in by a mexican framing crew after a fall. Not one work of english. Looked like he was pure irish.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:30:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By floridahunter07:
I fear I may get the swine. I hurt my back while running and didn't want to come here but I was forced to.

I can almost smell the flu in the air lol

Just send your kid to school and you won't have to worry about going to the hospital to get it...ask me how I know.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:37:02 AM EST
Last time I was in the ER I didn't have to wait at all. It was pretty obvious that I was in a considerable amount of pain and was going to be interrupting everyone's TV time in the waiting room. Between my unintelligible rants and my wife's constant laughter at my misery it was not a pretty sight. I even got a friendly escort by hospital security who offered to secure my CCW, I wasn't packing at the time but it was nice of them to offer. It was a laugh a minute let me tell you. If you wait until you are really an emergency case they'll get to you much quicker.

Oh, and the bill was over $4,000 for about three hours. Urgent care or an office visit is much cheaper.

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:37:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By ihatespngbob:

Originally Posted By floridahunter07:
I fear I may get the swine. I hurt my back while running and didn't want to come here but I was forced to.

I can almost smell the flu in the air lol

Just send your kid to school and you won't have to worry about going to the hospital to get it...ask me how I know.


No kids... thankfully. I still live at home as I'm 19/a student.

My mom works at the local primary school though and she said all her students are sick all the time now. Makes me glad I'm only here a couple hours a day when she is, cuts down the time I could catch something from her.

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:53:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By floridahunter07:
Originally Posted By ihatespngbob:

Originally Posted By floridahunter07:
I fear I may get the swine. I hurt my back while running and didn't want to come here but I was forced to.

I can almost smell the flu in the air lol

Just send your kid to school and you won't have to worry about going to the hospital to get it...ask me how I know.


No kids... thankfully. I still live at home as I'm 19/a student.

My mom works at the local primary school though and she said all her students are sick all the time now. Makes me glad I'm only here a couple hours a day when she is, cuts down the time I could catch something from her.


My 9 year old daughter got the SF for her b-day on 09/14 and is still coughing. She tested positive. The pediatrician gave us all scripts for Tamiflu and that crap is $130 for 10 pills. My husband and myself feel like we are getting it. I am praying that the anti-virals will prevent my son from getting it because he has asthma and everything he gets turns to pneumonia.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 5:56:44 AM EST
No swine aids for me, thx.
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