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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 2/14/2002 7:05:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/14/2002 7:06:58 PM EST by ECS]
One of my buddies at work was an Army Helo pilot in Vietnam and this joke is guaranteed get him going.. Question: Whats the difference between an Army Pilot and a Helo? Answer: When you shut down the helo it stops whining.... Edited...still can't spell
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 4:08:54 AM EST
lol....I like that. That joke can apply to many pilots I know.
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 3:08:15 PM EST
As a former helo mechaninc I love it!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 3:12:40 PM EST
Since you started it.... What is the difference between a (Corvette, BMW, Porsche, helicopter, insert vehicle of choice) and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
Link Posted: 2/15/2002 3:22:26 PM EST
OK. Pilot joke. A pilot and a mechanic walked into the restroom. They both used the urinals, and when finished, the pilot walked to the sink and washed his hands. The mechanic walked straight out the door. As the pilot followed out he said to the mechanic: "thats the difference between pilots and mechanics. When a pilot uses the restroom he washes up before leaving." The mechanic thought for a second, then said: " You're right. That is the difference between pilots and mechanics. Mechanics don't piss all over themselves." [-=(_)=-]
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