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Posted: 5/29/2001 1:49:01 PM EST
Just got this from a buddy here at work...funny $hit! ---------------------------------------------- I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the all-time best comeback lines in my life. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?" GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. " FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?" The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 1:58:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 2:17:05 PM EST
I second that. Urban legend all the way. radioman
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:08:49 PM EST
Man am I getting gullable in my old age! Oh well, I thought it was funny as hell...
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:20:38 PM EST
No, no, not again! Does make a good story, though.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 7:53:51 PM EST
You guys are all wet. The lady wasn't from NPR, and she is no lady, it was Sen. Finestien, they were on the tarmac at Andrews A.F.B. and the exchange was overheard by an Airman who called and told his Dad, who called Bubba the Love Sponge, a AM Shock Jock in Tampa, who was just suspended from the radio station for castrating a wild boar then cutting its throat on the grounds of the radio station while broadcasting the squeals of the pig overlaid by a slice by slice narration of "what happens on farms across America everyday". The local PITA built a bonfire under the States Attorney and Bubba has been charged with Felony Animal Cruelty. The boar was captured and transported to the radio station by a licensed trapper and was slaughtered and eaten.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 8:23:11 PM EST
oh really? then I guess you guys wouldn't be interested in the link to the Drudge Report that broke that story originally after securing a copy of the tape from the General's Staffer?
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 8:30:30 PM EST
POST IT if YOUGOTIT![smoke]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 8:44:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/29/2001 8:42:18 PM EST by Ticonderoga]
yeah right! I thought since you guys were being funny, I'd join in... [:P]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:01:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/29/2001 9:00:43 PM EST by HANGFIRE]
Originally Posted By Ticonderoga: yeah right! I thought since you guys were being funny, I'd join in... [:P]
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[xx(]serious! He cut that boars nuts off and slit its throat just like we do in the field.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:41:25 PM EST
Hangfire, Anyone who thinks Feinstein is equipped to be a prostitute needs his eyes (and his head)examined.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:51:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/29/2001 9:50:39 PM EST by HANGFIRE]
Originally Posted By operator error: Hangfire, Anyone who thinks Feinstein is equipped to be a prostitute needs his eyes (and his head)examined.
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You are the[+]:D]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 9:55:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By operator error: Hangfire, Anyone who thinks Feinstein is equipped to be a prostitute needs his eyes (and his head)examined.
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It's physically impossible for the swine to get laid! It couldn’t happen!
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 10:08:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By Attman:
Originally Posted By operator error: Hangfire, Anyone who thinks Feinstein is equipped to be a prostitute needs his eyes (and his head)examined.
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It's physically impossible for the swine to get laid! It couldn’t happen!
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[:X*]visual!
Link Posted: 5/30/2001 8:02:42 AM EST
don't pigs have corkscrew d*cks? I'd like to see one get the better of Fineswine.
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