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Posted: 12/16/2005 12:56:31 PM EDT
Armed man arrested after Doritos dispute
Buffalo News

TOWN OF NIAGARA - A man with an assault rifle threatened a convenience store clerk who wouldn't sell him a bag of Doritos Wednesday, town police said.

Police Chief James Suitor said a man entered the A Plus Mini Mart Sunoco at the intersection of Porter/Packard and Military roads at 5:15 a.m. and tried to buy the snack food with a $100 bill.

The clerk told him she couldn't make change, and said that the man went to his truck and returned with an assault rifle. She pushed the silent alarm and police arrested the man without incident.

Suitor said the man made no demands, but that the clerk felt threatened.

Jeremy Logan, 29, of Third Street, Niagara Falls was charged with menacing, disorderly conduct and driving while intoxicated. Other charges may be added after a meeting with the district attorney, Suitor said.

Logan was ordered held in Niagara County Jail on $1,000 bail.

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 1:02:32 PM EDT
Shit, here we go again. Everything is a fucking assault rifle. I tried to find a phone number for that paper. I was gonna call and ask for specifics on the rifle and then correct them.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 1:03:25 PM EDT
and of course they fail to mention that the "assault rifle" was a ruger .22
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 1:05:38 PM EDT
That's a serious case of the munchies.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 1:13:21 PM EDT
I wonder what flavor Doritos?
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 1:16:58 PM EDT
probably cool ranch

[Meatwad]I'd kill someone....in front of their own momma for cool ranch doritos....and if anyone testifies against me I'll gouge theireyes out.....[Meatwad]
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 1:51:22 PM EDT
He could have bought $50 worth if he really wanted them.
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 2:00:32 PM EDT
Flipped out with a gun over junk food?

What's his screen name?
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 2:01:00 PM EDT
Had to be black pepper jack. I'd kill for some right now...

Link Posted: 12/16/2005 2:23:37 PM EDT
I always love how they claim to never have change, but if you buy gas then go inside and give them a $100, I've never seen a gas station refuse payment. I get $100's with petty cash to buy gas for the trucks at work, and while I've seen the places refuse cash for many things, I've never seen them refuse it after you've already pumped the gas. It's all about appearing to not have money. It's simply a feel-good policy.z
Link Posted: 12/16/2005 2:27:19 PM EDT
WTF? It's not like they're salt & vinegar Pringles for christ's sake!
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