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Posted: 10/22/2009 6:10:02 PM EST
You are walking through a dark forest when you come to a clearing in this clearing is a house made of gingebread You sneak closer to the house and look in the window inside the house you see Janet Reno naked

What would you do?

1 Eat the house
2 Eat Janet Reno
3 Claw out your eyes
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:11:47 PM EST
4 Send my coordinates to the orbital bomber. Nuke from orbit in other words. Yes, myself included.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:12:11 PM EST
Anything that that thing touches is contaminated
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:12:36 PM EST
Janet Reno is one hawt momma.


Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:13:40 PM EST
Fire ants. Lots and lots of them.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:15:40 PM EST
I should have avoided this thread. It will give me nightmares.

Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:16:46 PM EST
I wouldn't be sneaking up to somebody's house and looking in the window.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:19:06 PM EST
I'd call the FBI and have them come out and burn the house down ala Waco.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:21:10 PM EST
I'd shoot myself in the head. What's the point of a CCW if you don't use it?
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:21:25 PM EST
Point out the house to all of the local bears, until I find the frat boy and/or retard of the bear world that will try and eat her.

Evil eradicated, and epic lulz for me and most of the bears.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:22:28 PM EST
Ask Janet to show me how to check if the oven is hot enough.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:23:09 PM EST
What made you decide to ask this type of question?
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:24:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By AngeredKabar:
4 Send my coordinates to the orbital bomber. Nuke from orbit in other words. Yes, myself included.
this. ugh...Janet Reno...worthless murdering bitch.

Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:24:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By SGocka:
I wouldn't be sneaking up to somebody's house and looking in the window.


Pretty much.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:25:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By tyman:
What made you decide to ask this type of question?


2 hours of sleep in the past 3 days running on red bull and coffee
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:25:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Strykewolf:
Originally Posted By SGocka:
I wouldn't be sneaking up to somebody's house and looking in the window.


Pretty much.


But its made of gingerbread wouldnt that make you wonder whats inside
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:51:54 PM EST
I would remember to never eat that kind of mushroom in the forest again.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:53:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:

Originally Posted By Strykewolf:
Originally Posted By SGocka:
I wouldn't be sneaking up to somebody's house and looking in the window.


Pretty much.


But its made of gingerbread wouldnt that make you wonder whats inside

Negative. They have a gingerbread house at Mohegan Sun every Christmas season. No big deal.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 6:55:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:

Originally Posted By tyman:
What made you decide to ask this type of question?


2 hours of sleep in the past 3 days running on red bull and coffee
Damn, you must be young that would put me in the hospital!

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:26:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:29:05 PM EST
I would eat the house and go German on Janets chest.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:31:56 PM EST
this is back again? why?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:34:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 1:36:32 PM EST by mmajunkie]
As UGLY as she is, there must be ONE redeeming feature.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:39:29 PM EST
Nail the door shut and set the house on fire.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:40:21 PM EST
Burn everything in effigy.
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