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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 1/14/2006 4:03:28 PM EST
My pregnant wife is taking progesterone. What would happen to a male if he took some. No, I didn't take any, my wife and I were just talking, wondering what would happen if a dude took some. Obviously, he wouldn't grow tits, but would it do nothing whatsoever, or make you sick? What about other hormones like this - are there any cases of men "OD-ing" on this stuff?
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:05:06 PM EST
Dude....you're gonna be a chick!

Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:14:46 PM EST
Your mancard is automatically revoked.

-Foxxz
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:15:46 PM EST
you would grow tits and your dick would go limp permanently
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:16:33 PM EST
ARDOC would know better, but, yes, if you took an estrogen/progesterone mix your breast tissue would grow. It would also adversely affect your sex drive/libido.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:18:23 PM EST
your wanker will shrink and you'll grow boobies.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:18:25 PM EST
I used to take Midol for muscle cramps.

Made me as crabby as hell every 28 days, so I quit.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:18:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
you would grow tits and your dick would go limp permanently



After 6 months it would then proceed to turn inward.

Don't do it man!
Think of the children!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:24:59 PM EST
You become a democrat.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:33:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

do it man!
Think of the children you could have!





Fixed it for ya!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:34:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/14/2006 4:36:37 PM EST by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]
You will feel an odd and irresistable urge to put an excessive amount of pillows everywhere.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:35:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

do it man!
Think of the children you could have!





Fixed it for ya!



Ya know, now that you mention it...



Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:35:25 PM EST
You will get all moody and want to watch the Lifetime channel. Other than that nothing...
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:35:25 PM EST
I'm begging you please no Pic's
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:36:44 PM EST
One word.... "Moobs".
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:37:04 PM EST

what happens if a male takes "female" medications ??


He might break out in little vaginas.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:39:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By TrashHeap:
your wanker will shrink and you'll grow boobies.



At least it would stop him from pressing his erection against sleeping people's faces...
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:39:52 PM EST
You can buy the stuff on-line through Canada pharmacies if you decide to continue
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:42:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:46:05 PM EST
Ever watch "The Longest Yard" ?
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:46:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
My pregnant wife is taking progesterone. What would happen to a male if he took some. No, I didn't take any, my wife and I were just talking, wondering what would happen if a dude took some. Obviously, he wouldn't grow tits, but would it do nothing whatsoever, or make you sick? What about other hormones like this - are there any cases of men "OD-ing" on this stuff?



Ask tc556guy.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 4:51:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 5:18:16 PM EST
When your wife tries to chum you up, you'll pretend to be asleep. Then you'll say "Can't you ever just hold me?" Finally you'll roll your eyes and say "Alright, go ahead" while turning onto your back with a sigh of resignation.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 5:24:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 5:30:55 PM EST
I know that if you take vitamins for women on a regular basis it can give you a heart attack.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 5:33:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
I know that if you take vitamins for women on a regular basis it can give you a heart attack.



If you take vitamins for women, you are a very healthy pimp.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 5:33:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Will-Rogers:
You become a democrat.



Brilliant!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:07:42 PM EST
You'll start asking your wife:

" Honey.....do these Carhartt's make my butt look fat?"
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:49:56 PM EST
You need little pads for your moobs, you're already starting to lactate
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:55:39 PM EST
First are the moobs, then comes the mangina then the irrisistable urge to watch Oprah.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:58:32 PM EST
Took a few by mistake and burned up all my survival candles for mood lighting.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:08:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By EndGame:
Took a few by mistake and burned up all my survival candles for mood lighting.


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