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Posted: 4/22/2013 9:48:42 PM EDT
So maybe its all the fat burners and pot of coffee on an empty stomach, but I just read a post about online dating, bummed me out cause I really do not want to die alone and get eaten by my 40 cats...then there it was in full stimulated glory....why not an arfcom dating site?

Lets face it, most arfcomers are  er um... unique and probably do not do well in real world social situations, unless guns or chili  ( with beans mfer) s involved and even them I am sure there are some behaviour issues

and Arfcom women are  a cut above mere mortal women...

There wouldnt be all those pesky politics to deal with because Arfcom women think like Americans. You would not have all the dissapointment when you meet a hot chubby girl who recites lectures from her women's lit class about patriarchal tyranny when you open a door for her. Plus the basement dwellers can meet other basement dwellers and have long romantic disscussions about subterranean living and FDE vs UDE or where to get matching xxxxL multicam undies

or have I had too much caffine today?

Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:50:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Most women here are not single, and those that are are not stupid enough to partake in such a thing.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:52:03 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:52:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Most women here are not single, and those that are are not stupid enough to partake in such a thing.


...and I've seen pictures of some of the dudes here
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:54:16 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Most women here are not single, and those that are are not stupid enough to partake in such a thing.


Dreams crushed...
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:56:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Jesus.  You HAVE had too much coffee.



Why in the hell would any woman on this site want to date any of us?



I mean, Grandma wont let them stay over (even though I pay rent for the basement), we will never have time to be together cuz one of us would be on Arf all the time, she will most-likely be able to out shoot us, and finally, she would want a guy with a job AND a car.



Face it; we will all die virgins.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:59:00 PM EDT
[#6]
Try looking for women from conservative states. I live in ND and find lots of like minded women all the time. Problem is they are also for some reason the abstinence until marriage type, which I can't stand.

As mentioned above there are very few single women, here compared to single men. Even fat body women get out once and while, and find some one usually. Check the other dating sites and find one in a conservative point of view lots of women like you want, just most of them are not athletic build.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:59:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Jesus.  You HAVE had too much coffee.

Why in the hell would any woman on this site want to date any of us?

I mean, Grandma wont let them stay over (even though I pay rent for the basement), we will never have time to be together cuz one of us would be on Arf all the time, she will most-likely be able to out shoot us, and finally, she would want a guy with a job AND a car.

Face it; we will all die virgins.


What! that is crazy they want it all dont they, hygiene, no criminal record and a job and a car?

you are right it is hopeless....here kitty kitty kitty
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:00:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Most women here are not single, and those that are are not stupid enough to partake in such a thing.


...and I've seen pictures of some of the dudes here


what does your avy stand for?

I see many bumper sticker with that symbol.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:01:40 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Jesus.  You HAVE had too much coffee.



Why in the hell would any woman on this site want to date any of us?



I mean, Grandma wont let them stay over (even though I pay rent for the basement), we will never have time to be together cuz one of us would be on Arf all the time, she will most-likely be able to out shoot us, and finally, she would want a guy with a job AND a car.



Face it; we will all die virgins.




What! that is crazy they want it all dont they, hygiene, no criminal record and a job and a car?



you are right it is hopeless....here kitty kitty kitty



(...whats 'hygiene' and no one dont got no paper...)



 
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:02:53 PM EDT
[#10]
Just hang in there.  Soon you'll have a women and wish you were single again.

But if all else fails, you could always go to the Philippines and pick up a wife.  Filipinas are cute, know how to take care of their men, and very willing to come to America.  I don't have one, but I've met a lot of guys that do, and they all seem pretty happy.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:04:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Most women here are not single, and those that are are not stupid enough to partake in such a thing.


...and I've seen pictures of some of the dudes here


Honestly, most of the guys that I have seen pictures of are not bad looking at all.  Are they all competitors for America's Next Top Model? No, but honestly, who really is?
The extremely high potential of stalking, ARocking, kidnapping or murder/suicide should some of these guys not get the girl is my personal "thing" against it.

Most of these things have been done to the guys(maybe even all).  Throw in a woman and all bets are off.  
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:05:11 PM EDT
[#12]
With all the stupid things I've posted on here, no arfwomen would date me.

Just like real life.    
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:08:03 PM EDT
[#13]
Just try some of the online services out there.  You might be surprised.  In all honesty, you'd have to be in pretty sorry shape to not meet people online.  Not sure how to approach it?  Find a female friend or a gay friend to help you pick out pictures, teach you how to dress, and how to talk on dates.

Don't be a creepy ass clinger when emailing girls either.  Don't talk about guns, "libtards' or arfcomisms and you should be okay...  Most girls you'll meet don't give a shit about that stuff.


Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:09:46 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Most women here are not single, and those that are are not stupid enough to partake in such a thing.


...and I've seen pictures of some of the dudes here


I've seen pictures of some of the women on here.
Click To View Spoiler
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:10:11 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
 
what does your avy stand for?

I see many bumper sticker with that symbol.


LGBT equality...  But you probably already knew that
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:11:59 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:



Quoted:

 

what does your avy stand for?



I see many bumper sticker with that symbol.




LGBT equality...  But you probably already knew that


I did not know that.  Thanks for answering.



 
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:13:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Shit, I could see it now:

Age 29,
Status: single.
Gun preference: Glocks.
Body type: average



Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:16:01 PM EDT
[#18]


 
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:16:22 PM EDT
[#19]
Hmmm



Well, that could be kind of interesting about the time couple fights went to the pit....
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:17:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Shit, I could see it now:

Age 29,
Status: single.
Gun preference: Glocks.
Body type: average

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p7wkrZM3P2E/SX3v-XKuH5I/AAAAAAAAAjs/BTHGLaLfQVQ/s400/glock_girl.jpg



You've obviously never dated online before.  That's internet "athletic."

Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:22:49 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Shit, I could see it now:

Age 29,
Status: single.
Gun preference: Glocks.
Body type: average

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p7wkrZM3P2E/SX3v-XKuH5I/AAAAAAAAAjs/BTHGLaLfQVQ/s400/glock_girl.jpg



You've obviously never dated online before.  That's internet "athletic."



Hahaha.

Was going to put "curvy" but that's too obvious
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:24:04 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Shit, I could see it now:

Age 29,
Status: single.
Gun preference: Glocks.
Body type: average

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p7wkrZM3P2E/SX3v-XKuH5I/AAAAAAAAAjs/BTHGLaLfQVQ/s400/glock_girl.jpg



I am going to poke my mind's eye out.
Brb
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:25:13 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
So maybe its all the fat burners and pot of coffee on an empty stomach, but I just read a post about online dating, bummed me out cause I really do not want to die alone and get eaten by my 40 cats...then there it was in full stimulated glory....why not an arfcom dating site?

Lets face it, most arfcomers are  er um... unique and probably do not do well in real world social situations, unless guns or chili  ( with beans mfer) s involved and even them I am sure there are some behaviour issues

and Arfcom women are  a cut above mere mortal women...

There wouldnt be all those pesky politics to deal with because Arfcom women think like Americans. You would not have all the dissapointment when you meet a hot chubby girl who recites lectures from her women's lit class about patriarchal tyranny when you open a door for her. Plus the basement dwellers can meet other basement dwellers and have long romantic disscussions about subterranean living and FDE vs UDE or where to get matching xxxxL multicam undies

or have I had too much caffine today?



It seems like a great idea, but as others have stated, the vast majority of women on the site are already taken. A lot of male ARFCOM members do have rather interesting hobbies that most women simply can't understand. For example, I like collecting venomous reptiles, firearms, and was competing in local heavyweight MMA contests as a hobby until early last year. In my last actual relationship, my now ex-girlfriend hated snakes, hated guns and said that MMA is too violent. So, just to make her happy, I stopped going looking for reptiles, I never mentioned firearms ever again and even quit going shooting, then I stopped competing in contests. Afterwards, we were only doing the things that she liked (which really sucked) and I couldn't stand it. Then she had the nerve to tell me that I turned "boring" on her. I dumped her and have just been "dating" miscellaneous women that I meet ever since. I just don't let them ever get close enough to learn about my private life any more, it works out better that way.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:25:31 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:


Honestly, most of the guys that I have seen pictures of are not bad looking at all...  


Let's get the ball rolling on a 'men of arfcom' calendar.

I'll bet it would give those pansy firefighters a run for their money


I call dibs on posing on top of fadedsun's tank!
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:25:32 PM EDT
[#25]
Dibs on Snowleopard!
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:26:37 PM EDT
[#26]
Sounds like a great idea...
... if you're gay and have stockpiled chloroform.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:29:10 PM EDT
[#27]
"Arf-dating" would be so much worse than POF.

A close female friend of mine made an online dating profile on POF, and the attention she received was enormous. She got 200 guys who wanted to meet her on the meet-me feature, and she got over a hundred messages in the first 12 hours. The kicker? She’s heavy (300 pounds not trying to be a dick about this), and her profile hints at this. She’s also in a metropolitan area of 200k or so people. The guys who messaged her aren’t bad looking, quite a few have washboard abs, and most, if not all are/were gainfully employed.

My female cousin made a profile, and she got 11,000 messages in a few months. She was an "aspiring part time model", and auditioned for America's next top model (didn't make the cut though). She was living in NYC and going to NYU when she made it, and she got all sorts of messages. Some guy offered to pay for her NYU education if she dated him, a bunch of offers for paid dinner dates at numerous $100-300 a plate restaurants, and the icing on the cake was a fat, rich Australian guy who offered to pay for her to fly out there and stay in a resort for her spring break. I think she ended up eating at Masa 5 times for first dates.

Keep in mind, how the guy/girl ratio on there is slightly worse than "real life", now imagine that with the guy/girl ratio of ARFCOM it would literally be 87 guys per girl, if not much worse. When I dabbled in online dating, I got maybe one unsolicited message per month if not two. I'm athletic, 6' 2", have a good career, my own house, I'm not ugly, and I'm ahead of the curve for my age. "Real life" dating is so much better. When you approach women IRL, they acknowledge you. Instead of them looking at a computer screen of 50 new messages per day from guys saying how pretty and great they are, and therefore acting like a 10/10 even though they're a 2/10 ham beast; they'll be confronted with one individual. It forces them to act, not to mention your odds are better "in the wild".
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:30:46 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Shit, I could see it now:

Age 29,
Status: single.
Gun preference: Glocks.
Body type: average

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p7wkrZM3P2E/SX3v-XKuH5I/AAAAAAAAAjs/BTHGLaLfQVQ/s400/glock_girl.jpg



You've obviously never dated online before.  That's internet "athletic."



Check out this spicy catch


Click To View Spoiler
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:33:52 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Shit, I could see it now:

Age 29,
Status: single.
Gun preference: Glocks.
Body type: average

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p7wkrZM3P2E/SX3v-XKuH5I/AAAAAAAAAjs/BTHGLaLfQVQ/s400/glock_girl.jpg



You've obviously never dated online before.  That's internet "athletic."



Check out this spicy catch


Click To View Spoiler


I propaned.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:34:06 PM EDT
[#30]
It'd be a bunch of dudes spamming w4m ads.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:37:00 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Jesus.  You HAVE had too much coffee.

Why in the hell would any woman on this site want to date any of us?

I mean, Grandma wont let them stay over (even though I pay rent for the basement), we will never have time to be together cuz one of us would be on Arf all the time, she will most-likely be able to out shoot us, and finally, she would want a guy with a job AND a car.

Face it; we will all die virgins.


What! that is crazy they want it all dont they, hygiene, no criminal record and a job and a car?

you are right it is hopeless....here kitty kitty kitty


Isn't your screen name like a hard core porn actor that violently A2M teen girls & what not.  You might want to make a new profile before you  cast you line.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:39:02 PM EDT
[#32]
OP, just go introduce youself in the sammich makers' forum
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:52:09 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Just hang in there.  Soon you'll have a women and wish you were single again.

But if all else fails, you could always go to the Philippines and pick up a wife.  Filipinas are cute, know how to take care of their men, and very willing to come to America.  I don't have one, but I've met a lot of guys that do, and they all seem pretty happy.


The problem with marrying a Filipina is, you don't marry a filipina... you marry her whole family! YOU are expected to send them money, clothing, food, etc. because YOU are "the rich American that Maria married."
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:53:14 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
With all the stupid things I've posted on here, no arfwomen would date me.

Just like real life.    


Personally.. since I joined Arfcom, I've found friends all over the country.

None here at home but plenty all over the country.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:57:23 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Just hang in there.  Soon you'll have a women and wish you were single again.

But if all else fails, you could always go to the Philippines and pick up a wife.  Filipinas are cute, know how to take care of their men, and very willing to come to America.  I don't have one, but I've met a lot of guys that do, and they all seem pretty happy.


The problem with marrying a Filipina is, you don't marry a filipina... you marry her whole family! YOU are expected to send them money, clothing, food, etc. because YOU are "the rich American that Maria married."


Haha. Well, Maria would learn right quick that you can't draw blood from a stone.  And it's not bad to bring a nana and a tata over....I mean, you'll need a baby sitter at some point.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 11:01:02 PM EDT
[#36]
average Arfcom'r = Kip

Link Posted: 4/22/2013 11:03:15 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Jesus.  You HAVE had too much coffee.

Why in the hell would any woman on this site want to date any of us?

I mean, Grandma wont let them stay over (even though I pay rent for the basement), we will never have time to be together cuz one of us would be on Arf all the time, she will most-likely be able to out shoot us, and finally, she would want a guy with a job AND a car.

Face it; we will all die virgins.


What! that is crazy they want it all dont they, hygiene, no criminal record and a job and a car?

you are right it is hopeless....here kitty kitty kitty


Isn't your screen name like a hard core porn actor that violently A2M teen girls & what not.  You might want to make a new profile before you  cast you line.



Its from the Simpsons, and was my call sign at a job I had in a bad place, all my colleagues had tough guy call signs, like hard charger, rifle man, gunny and other shite, they never figured out I was making fun of them....
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 11:07:09 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
With all the stupid things I've posted on here, no arfwomen would date me.

Just like real life.    


Personally.. since I joined Arfcom, I've found friends all over the country.

None here at home but plenty all over the country.


What part of NM are you in?
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 11:14:53 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Just hang in there.  Soon you'll have a women and wish you were single again.

But if all else fails, you could always go to the Philippines and pick up a wife.  Filipinas are cute, know how to take care of their men, and very willing to come to America.  I don't have one, but I've met a lot of guys that do, and they all seem pretty happy.


The problem with marrying a Filipina is, you don't marry a filipina... you marry her whole family! YOU are expected to send them money, clothing, food, etc. because YOU are "the rich American that Maria married."


my uncle married a filipina.  This is the truth.  

what makes it worse is that she has no concept of money, or even math.  She grew up in  a grass hut basically and I don't think can do rymatic since she once tried to tell me that you could count to a million probably in an afternoon  Then I was like and I explained that a million seconds is over ten days and she just dismissed me out of hand.  I was probably 12 at the time.  Anyway, she spends $$$ like it is water.  Course, overthere a dollar goes  a  long way, but she still spends like that in the US
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 11:18:03 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
With all the stupid things I've posted on here, no arfwomen would date me.

Just like real life.    


Personally.. since I joined Arfcom, I've found friends all over the country.

None here at home but plenty all over the country.


What part of NM are you in?

AWWWWWW  
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 11:25:39 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
With all the stupid things I've posted on here, no arfwomen would date me.

Just like real life.    


Personally.. since I joined Arfcom, I've found friends all over the country.

None here at home but plenty all over the country.


What part of NM are you in?

AWWWWWW  


HAHA....Nice!! I'm only asking because I am going to Rio Rancho in a couple of weeks and would like to go shooting, but need to know where the BLM land is. Last time I went shooting in New Mexico, I ended up accidentally trespassing on a ranch near Ft Sumner. They were not very happy about us setting up and firing on their private property.....not happy at all.
Link Posted: 4/22/2013 11:36:23 PM EDT
[#42]
If there were enough women on this site it may not be a bad idea. At least they would have the right mindset.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 12:31:27 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Shit, I could see it now:

Age 29,
Status: single.
Gun preference: Glocks.
Body type: average

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p7wkrZM3P2E/SX3v-XKuH5I/AAAAAAAAAjs/BTHGLaLfQVQ/s400/glock_girl.jpg



You've obviously never dated online before.  That's internet "athletic."



Check out this spicy catch


Click To View Spoiler


That is sick.
How can people do that to themselves?
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 12:35:59 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
If there were enough women on this site it may not be a bad idea. At least they would have the right mindset.


I'll put my money on the fact that only one of them is attractive. And I'll even double down to say that one isn't single.

..this is the internet ya know
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 1:01:42 AM EDT
[#45]
Let's call it TheTouchHole.com  








Link Posted: 4/23/2013 2:58:56 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Shit, I could see it now:

Age 29,
Status: single.
Gun preference: Glocks.
Body type: average

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p7wkrZM3P2E/SX3v-XKuH5I/AAAAAAAAAjs/BTHGLaLfQVQ/s400/glock_girl.jpg=

This right here is why women wouldn't be interested in an ARFCOM dating site.  It's not that the men are ugly or basement dwelling losers, it's the relentless, reflexive, always-look-for-the-worst negativity toward women.  I'd superglue my vagina together and join a convent before I'd put up with that bullshit.

Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:00:48 AM EDT
[#47]
600lb bdmw looking for athletic smsm.



Yeah, that'll work.
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:06:57 AM EDT
[#48]
"will gigolo for ammo"
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:10:38 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 4/23/2013 3:11:35 AM EDT
[#50]



Quoted:


Most women here are not single, and those that are are not stupid enough to partake in such a thing.






 
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