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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:06:22 PM EDT
My salsa wasn't pouring freely out of the jar after the first 2 tacos I ate.. I gave it a good shake and this growth that looks like a forgotten diaphram from a blue waffle twat popped out onto taco #3.
It basically looks like and feels liked a cooked mushroom top. Nothing tatsted funny, but I guzzled a load of water and practiced Bulimia 101, sticking my finger down the hatch and emptying my stomach of the mess. My ears are tingling, but I don't know if that was the bourbon and ale I had earlier. Should I open the safe so my executor has EZ access? 
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:07:48 PM EDT
[#1]
Uhhhh, I dunno? Blade at 45 or SIIHPAP?
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:09:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Tag for results.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:09:58 PM EDT
[#3]
I'd call the company that made that salsa that's disgusting
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:10:39 PM EDT
[#4]
A little placenta makes the salsa better.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:11:09 PM EDT
[#5]
Uhhhh, that's how some episodes of "Bones" start.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:11:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:12:30 PM EDT
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I hear those Mexican drug lords like to cut people into little bits......
just sayin Looks like a big mushroom or a chunk of flesh but not really like mold. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:13:04 PM EDT
[#8]
Change the "D" to a "P" and there you have it.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:14:08 PM EDT
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His name was Powderfinger.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:14:55 PM EDT
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Eat it. You will either die, or go for a ride you will never forget. Enjoy the simplicity.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:14:59 PM EDT
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I'd call the company that made that salsa that's disgusting My daughter took pics and I put it in th garage fridge in case I do get sick and they need a culture. The company will get a call 1 way or the other. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:15:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:15:56 PM EDT
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Uhhhh, that's how some episodes of "Bones" start.  Off to google Bones . . .
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:16:09 PM EDT
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Bottled herpes.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:16:27 PM EDT
[#15]
Dibs on guns
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:17:34 PM EDT
[#16]
thanks for that
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:17:45 PM EDT
[#17]
In on one.
That shit is gross dude...
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:17:50 PM EDT
[#18]
chupacabra egg.
you, my friend, are fucked. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:18:22 PM EDT
[#19]
not a tag
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:19:59 PM EDT
[#20]
His name was Powderfinger.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:22:07 PM EDT
[#21]
That made my stomach churn! I'd pay to find out what it is if I were you!
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:22:32 PM EDT
[#22]
DAMN. Goat ass, vagina knitting, and now salsa growth?
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:22:45 PM EDT
[#23]
Dried human skin from an illegal
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:22:55 PM EDT
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Dibs on guns Dibs on Ammo |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:25:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dibs on Ammo Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Dibs on guns Dibs on Ammo |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:25:32 PM EDT
[#26]
That's isn't salsa that's an abortion in a jar.
You sir are now a man eater. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:26:34 PM EDT
[#27]
How old was that jar of salsa?
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:28:57 PM EDT
[#28]
MILD! who buys MILD! Put some Hot or Medium on them Taco's.
BikerScout Sunny AZ 
P.S.; I would be on the phone to the company, and the local health dept.. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:30:04 PM EDT
[#29]
Eh, the episode from about 2 weeks ago starts with some high school kids finding body parts in their cafeteria stew.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:30:57 PM EDT
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How old was that jar of salsa? can't be that old, the lid says to use by April '14 ETA: quote fix.. and mild?! No wonder there was goat placenta in there, get hot next time, shit won't be growing in there. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:32:39 PM EDT
[#31]
Filet O' Flesh
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:33:12 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm sorry I clicked on this thread. I really enjoy salsa and that picture might ruin it for me for awhile.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:33:36 PM EDT
[#33]
Dibs on guns, knives and ammo.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:35:01 PM EDT
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How old was that jar of salsa? It says Best before April 2014 |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:35:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:37:10 PM EDT
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MILD! who buys MILD! Put some Hot or Medium on them Taco's. BikerScout Sunny AZ
P.S.; I would be on the phone to the company, and the local health dept.. Ingredients lists serrano peppers. It has some bite. It's all antural, no preservatives. Maybe chemical preservatives would have curbed the fungus growth. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:40:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:40:30 PM EDT
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Ingredients lists serrano peppers. It has some bite. It's all antural, no preservatives. Maybe chemical preservatives would have curbed the fungus growth. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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MILD! who buys MILD! Put some Hot or Medium on them Taco's. BikerScout Sunny AZ
P.S.; I would be on the phone to the company, and the local health dept.. Ingredients lists serrano peppers. It has some bite. It's all antural, no preservatives. Maybe chemical preservatives would have curbed the fungus growth. No preservatives it likely has a consume by after opened date How long since you opened it? A month? |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:41:39 PM EDT
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A little placenta makes the salsa better. BAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LMAO |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:42:08 PM EDT
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cut in half post picture.
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:46:04 PM EDT
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No preservatives it likely has a consume by after opened date How long since you opened it? A month? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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MILD! who buys MILD! Put some Hot or Medium on them Taco's. BikerScout Sunny AZ
P.S.; I would be on the phone to the company, and the local health dept.. Ingredients lists serrano peppers. It has some bite. It's all antural, no preservatives. Maybe chemical preservatives would have curbed the fungus growth. No preservatives it likely has a consume by after opened date How long since you opened it? A month? Longer than a month. maybe 3-4. I cleaned out the fridge today and it was in the back., |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:51:43 PM EDT
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Get ur safe opened, dude!
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Posted: 12/10/2013 8:55:06 PM EDT
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Longer than a month. maybe 3-4. I cleaned out the fridge today and it was in the back., Quote HistoryQuoted:
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MILD! who buys MILD! Put some Hot or Medium on them Taco's. BikerScout Sunny AZ
P.S.; I would be on the phone to the company, and the local health dept.. Ingredients lists serrano peppers. It has some bite. It's all antural, no preservatives. Maybe chemical preservatives would have curbed the fungus growth. No preservatives it likely has a consume by after opened date How long since you opened it? A month? Longer than a month. maybe 3-4. I cleaned out the fridge today and it was in the back., Theres your problem... |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 9:05:53 PM EDT
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MILD! who buys MILD! Put some Hot or Medium on them Taco's. BikerScout Sunny AZ
P.S.; I would be on the phone to the company, and the local health dept.. Ingredients lists serrano peppers. It has some bite. It's all antural, no preservatives. Maybe chemical preservatives would have curbed the fungus growth. No preservatives it likely has a consume by after opened date How long since you opened it? A month? Longer than a month. maybe 3-4. I cleaned out the fridge today and it was in the back., Theres your problem... Nah, it's still good.
Actually, I think that looks like some sort of salsa ingredient that neglected to get chopped up before it went in the can. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 9:06:26 PM EDT
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cut in half post picture. Not cut in half, but a pic of the other side. 
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Posted: 12/10/2013 9:09:31 PM EDT
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MILD! who buys MILD! Put some Hot or Medium on them Taco's. BikerScout Sunny AZ
P.S.; I would be on the phone to the company, and the local health dept.. Ingredients lists serrano peppers. It has some bite. It's all antural, no preservatives. Maybe chemical preservatives would have curbed the fungus growth. No preservatives it likely has a consume by after opened date How long since you opened it? A month? Longer than a month. maybe 3-4. I cleaned out the fridge today and it was in the back., Theres your problem... Yeah, probably. it wasn't fresh. I did read the "Best by" date and thought it was good to go. I' have no bad symptons yet. I think I'll be fine. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 9:09:56 PM EDT
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i just puked, thanks
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Posted: 12/10/2013 9:13:11 PM EDT
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Y'all are so quick to criticize food you have never had.
Aborted sea otter fetus is a delicacy in Iceland. I'd go ahead and eat it. |
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Posted: 12/10/2013 9:13:40 PM EDT
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i just puked, thanks Sorry to upset your delicate sensabilities. 
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Posted: 12/10/2013 9:14:02 PM EDT
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Ugh the second pic is worse
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