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Posted: 8/20/2005 1:30:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 1:30:27 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]
poll cumming
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:30:26 PM EDT
IBTP
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:30:42 PM EDT
IBTP
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:31:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DonkeyFlies:
IBTP



Who did you used to be??
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:31:29 PM EDT

I'm good at sleeping, if that's what you mean.

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:31:37 PM EDT
I bet most guys will say yes even though if you look at the other sex topics the majority of guys make comments like "as long as I get mine, who cares".
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:32:33 PM EDT
Where is the option "I know I am the Bomb"
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:33:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:34:47 PM EDT
Why do you want to know?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:34:59 PM EDT
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, as I ever was.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:35:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SWIRE:

I bet most guys will say yes even though if you look at the other sex topics the majority of guys make comments like "as long as I get mine, who cares".





SHHHH............. don't spoil my poll.


(damned smart people)
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:37:50 PM EDT
I'm the orgasminator.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:39:08 PM EDT
I'm pretty shitty in bed but well hung enough that the dames don't care.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:40:12 PM EDT
I had a girl ask me once, Do you smoke after sex?

I said, I dont know, I have never looked....
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:40:15 PM EDT
The penis rules all! Bow before your helmeted king!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:40:49 PM EDT
They told me I was good. They wouldn't lie, would they?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:45:00 PM EDT
And the marks on my back to prove it
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:16:36 PM EDT
She comes back for more...
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:21:18 PM EDT
I've been told I'm very very BAD. In a good way of course/
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:22:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:23:15 PM EDT
They don't call me the 30 second miracle man for no reason
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:29:20 PM EDT
Who cares?

AB
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:31:14 PM EDT
I am great! I can be asleep in minutes, snore really loud and hog most of the bed.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:36:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By steady:
She comes back for more...



Probably just hoping you'll get it right someday...
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:44:02 PM EDT
Extremely.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:46:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:48:41 PM EDT
What do you think??
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:49:27 PM EDT
it would be accurate to say that my wife and i are fucking awesome in bed together


we lose track of time... regularly the better part of a day
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:52:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:55:54 PM EDT
I was better, when I was younger. But I still get the river flooding, if you catch my drift.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:56:23 PM EDT
I'm so good, the neighbors smoke a cigarette.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:57:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -brass-:
Men have told me I have helped them "Touch the Face of God".



That's more like it!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:57:21 PM EDT
I may not hit bottom , but I beat the hell outta the sides

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:58:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:

Originally Posted By -brass-:
Men have told me I have helped them "Touch the Face of God".



That's more like it!



Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:00:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Itchy:
I'm so good, the neighbors smoke a cigarette.



this coming from someone named "Itchy"

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:09:12 PM EDT
"I'm not as good as I once was...but I'm good once as I ever was..."


I guess I'm good, but then I've been hitting the same pie for 18 years with no strays.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:09:17 PM EDT
I dont know. I'll have to ask my right hand.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:13:08 PM EDT
Haven't had to pay for it yet, whatever that indicates.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:13:27 PM EDT
I'm a fat guy married to a hot chick. What do you think....
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:13:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 3:14:15 PM EDT by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By vito113:
I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus!


ANdy




Fossilized and a thing of the past?





(please don't hurt me )
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:16:46 PM EDT
Let me enlighten you on little Irish sh*ts like me. Irish men are only good at two things, Drinking and fighting, er I mean getting the crap kicked out of us, and I quit drinking,... So no, sexual powers dont really make the list. Laugh and Ill kick the crap outa ya
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:17:01 PM EDT
Im still a virgin.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:20:32 PM EDT
I give my wife a big ass smile, and thats all that matters to me.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:28:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:36:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
What do you think??




Do you really want to know? if so, drop em a IM, I will be more than happy to tell you.....
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:38:29 PM EDT
Your wife seems to think I'm pretty ok.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:41:02 PM EDT
I should let my Wife write a responce!!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:45:07 PM EDT
Awkward, clumsy, yet in an endearing way.

I'm not really sure to be honest. I basically just get to rootin' around and hope everything works out for the best.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:54:56 PM EDT
fight4yourrights

You didn't answer your own question.

I've been told I'm good. Like the retailers use to say, "The customer is always right".

Colt_SBR


Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:10:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By vito113:
I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus!


ANdy




Fossilized and a thing of the past?





(please don't hurt me )



Current evidence suggests that the t-rex was actually a scavenger
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:10:21 PM EDT
We were in this cave in the mountains. She chimbed into my sleeping bag. Later she said I had made the Earth move for her.
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