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Posted: 4/19/2007 8:50:53 PM EST
1. Do you regularly rely on mass transit (bus, train, subway, commercial plane, shuttles, etc)?
Often (daily) = 5pts
Occasionally (weekly) = 3 pts
Hardly ever (every few months) = 1 pt
Very rarely or never (once a year or less) = 0pts

2. Do you live in multi-family housing (apartment, attached condo, etc.)
Yes = 2 pts
No = 0 pts

3. Do you receive any kind of direct assistance from the government (welfare, loans, scholarship, social security, subsidies, etc.)?
Substantial amount = 5 pts
Some = 3 pts
Very small amount = 1 pt
None = 0pts

4. What is your registered political affiliation?
Republican = 2pts
Democrat = 5pts
Libertarian = 0pts
Constitution = 0pts
Green = 6pts
Socialist = 7 pts
No political party = 1 pt

5. Do you cheat on your income taxes?
Yes, a lot = 0 pt
Yes, as much as I think I can get away with = 1pt
Yes, a little bit though I could do more = 3 pts
No = 5 pts

6. You're at an intersection facing a red light. It's been red for two minutes. Except for you you can't see any other car for over half a mile in any direction. Another minute goes by. Still no cars and still no indication it's getting ready to turn green for you. Do you run the red light?
Yes = 0pts
No = 4 pts

7. Do you know the name of each of your Senators and your Congressional Representative?
Yes, all three = 0pts
Yes, just two of them = 2pts
Yes, just one of them = 4pts
No = 5 pts

8. Have you ever written, emailed or called any of your Federal elected officials regarding pending legislation?
Yes = 0pts
No = 3 pts

9. Have you ever partipated in a public protest against the government while openly armed?
Yes = subtract 6 pts
No = 3 pts

10. If a law is passed banning posession of any firearm that you currently own, WOULD you publically protest that law while openly armed with that firearm?
Yes = 0 pts
Yes, but unarmed = 2 pt
No = 5 pts
No, I don't own any firearms = 7 pts

SCORE:

Less than 5 means that you're on more than your fair share of gov't lists.

6-10 means that you have a distinctive "wooly" odor.

11-15 means that you are definitely becoming part of the herd.

16-20 means that you're almost ready to be sheared

Over 20 means that lonely farmer Bob has already marked you with his "special" branding iron.

Link Posted: 4/19/2007 8:59:52 PM EST
[#1]
Baaaaa

Nooooo
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:01:24 PM EST
[#2]
Only Sheeple take internet test's....
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:03:11 PM EST
[#3]
Let me get this straight: If I don't commit income tax evasion and I don't run red lights I'm a "sheeple."

Oh fuck! I got a student loan, too!

Baaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:03:37 PM EST
[#4]
So which lists would that be
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:06:02 PM EST
[#5]
I guess I'm one of them fuckin' serta sheep you see on tv.  I mean I live in apt. and I have a scholarship.  Oh teh noes!!! Im a sheep.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:07:56 PM EST
[#6]
When I walk outside my house and I see a big crowd walking in one direction I always join them.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:10:08 PM EST
[#7]
dayumz I got 10 points.

Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:14:33 PM EST
[#8]
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:16:31 PM EST
[#9]
So wait...because I pull government subsidies in the form of the GI bill and Illinois Veteran's grant because I donated part of my life to serving my country, I get the same amount of points as some asshat on welfare?
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:16:34 PM EST
[#10]
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:16:35 PM EST
[#11]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/0603/Dwoog34/Sheeple.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAhahahaahahha!!!!
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:26:35 PM EST
[#12]
I get a 5, but only because I refuse to incriminate myself answering one of the questions.
And I know for a fact I'm on at least one list.  I get followed by my very own personal guard
if I visit the Federal Building.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:30:57 PM EST
[#13]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/0603/Dwoog34/Sheeple.jpg


BAAAAA!; er, I mean BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:32:46 PM EST
[#14]
10 points.

I am a registered Republican

I have NEVER protested the government......especially while armed.

And if a firearm was banned, I doubt I would protest while armed with that weapon. [unless I knew there were millions of others doing the same thing.]

ETA...hmm...It is 15 pojnts......I misread the incometax one.

Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:36:10 PM EST
[#15]
You forgot question #11:

11. Have you ever written an internet questionnaire titled "Are You A Sheeple?"

Yes = 21pts

No = 0pts
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:40:56 PM EST
[#16]
I got 8 points just because I won't protest openly armed.

Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:46:45 PM EST
[#17]
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:52:35 PM EST
[#18]
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 9:53:46 PM EST
[#19]
I guess the questions about one's willingness to break the law translates into a higher likelihood of surviving a SHTF situation, since only those willing to steal will live through really bad times.

I would disagree that a politically active person equals a person with greater survivability. If you’re politically active you would be considered a trouble maker & a threat to one political party or another.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 10:13:44 PM EST
[#20]
Stupid test

Being a 'sheeple' is a matter of attitude, not whether or not you use mass transit or live in an apartment or condo.
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 10:28:08 PM EST
[#21]

Quoted:
1. Do you regularly rely on mass transit (bus, train, subway, commercial plane, shuttles, etc)?
Often (daily) = 5pts
Occasionally (weekly) = 3 pts
Hardly ever (every few months) = 1 pt
Very rarely or never (once a year or less) = 0pts

2. Do you live in multi-family housing (apartment, attached condo, etc.)
Yes = 2 pts why because I cant afford a  house I'm a sheep?No = 0 pts

3. Do you receive any kind of direct assistance from the government (welfare, loans, scholarship, social security, subsidies, etc.)?
Substantial amount = 5 pts Ih becaue I'm smart and get scholarships I'm a sheep, alright comrade, jealous much?Some = 3 pts
Very small amount = 1 pt
None = 0pts

4. What is your registered political affiliation?
Republican = 2pts
Democrat = 5pts
Libertarian = 0pts
Constitution = 0pts
Green = 6pts
Socialist = 7 pts
No political party = 1 pt

5. Do you cheat on your income taxes?
Yes, a lot = 0 pt
Yes, as much as I think I can get away with = 1pt
Yes, a little bit though I could do more = 3 pts
No = 5 pts

6. You're at an intersection facing a red light. It's been red for two minutes. Except for you you can't see any other car for over half a mile in any direction. Another minute goes by. Still no cars and still no indication it's getting ready to turn green for you. Do you run the red light?
Yes = 0pts
No = 4 pts

7. Do you know the name of each of your Senators and your Congressional Representative?
Yes, all three = 0pts
Yes, just two of them = 2pts
Yes, just one of them = 4pts
No = 5 pts

8. Have you ever written, emailed or called any of your Federal elected officials regarding pending legislation?
Yes = 0pts
No = 3 pts

9. Have you ever partipated in a public protest against the government while openly armed?
Yes = subtract 6 pts
No = 3 pts

10. If a law is passed banning posession of any firearm that you currently own, WOULD you publically protest that law while openly armed with that firearm?
Yes = 0 pts
Yes, but unarmed = 2 pt
No = 5 pts
No, I don't own any firearms = 7 pts

SCORE:

Less than 5 means that you're on more than your fair share of gov't lists.

6-10 means that you have a distinctive "wooly" odor.

11-15 means that you are definitely becoming part of the herd.

16-20 means that you're almost ready to be sheared

Over 20 means that lonely farmer Bob has already marked you with his "special" branding iron.


Assinine choices....seems like a liberal wrote the test, all "feeling" and no substances.

Score: 12
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 11:19:41 PM EST
[#22]
Apparently if you follow the law you're a sheeple?
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 11:26:11 PM EST
[#23]
I lost track of how many poits I have
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 11:30:18 PM EST
[#24]

Quoted:
5. Do you cheat on your income taxes?
Yes, a lot = 0 pt
Yes, as much as I think I can get away with = 1pt
Yes, a little bit though I could do more = 3 pts
No = 5 pts


I cheat on my taxes by employing illegal aliens.

How many points is that worth?
Link Posted: 4/19/2007 11:38:26 PM EST
[#25]
umm yeah. so because i dont want to break a law, that makes me a sheeple? how about not wanting a ticket because of red-light radar?

very libtard sounding to me.
Link Posted: 4/20/2007 1:00:22 AM EST
[#26]
My question is:


Just how do I "register" with a political party? I hear the term registered republican, registered democrat etc..., but I have no clue how to register as a republican.


Do I get a card or learn some cool handshake?
Link Posted: 4/20/2007 3:24:21 AM EST
[#27]

I'm a sheeple because I'm single and can't justify a single family home, and
couldn't afford the $500k anyway?

I'm a sheeple because I work my ass off and pay my taxes?

I'm a sheeple because I don't participate in a demonstration openly armed?

Guess I'm sheeple.


Link Posted: 4/20/2007 3:33:03 AM EST
[#28]
3 pts.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2007 5:02:21 AM EST
[#29]

Quoted:
Stupid test

Being a 'sheeple' is a matter of attitude, not whether or not you use mass transit or live in an apartment or condo.

Actions are a strong indication of attitude.


Besides, it's just a test, lighten up Dolly.






Quoted:
Apparently if you follow the law you're a sheeple?

Every now and then everyone should exercise a little harmless "civil disobediance".

Bleat.

Link Posted: 4/20/2007 5:07:49 AM EST
[#30]
I told a cop my ticket was bullshit while open carrying in the car. Does that count as protest?
Link Posted: 4/20/2007 5:08:21 AM EST
[#31]
Hell no
Link Posted: 4/20/2007 5:13:13 AM EST
[#32]

Quoted:
Let me get this straight: If I don't commit income tax evasion and I don't run red lights I'm a "sheeple."

Oh fuck! I got a student loan, too!

Baaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Oh fuk, I forgot about my student loan.....now I dont smell wooly OH TEH NOES
Link Posted: 4/20/2007 5:14:03 AM EST
[#33]
Link Posted: 4/20/2007 5:16:33 AM EST
[#34]
Link Posted: 4/20/2007 5:24:19 AM EST
[#35]
I never use mass transit. 0pts.
I live in a single family home. 0pts.
I receive NO federal or state assistance in any form. 0pts.
I'm a registered Republican. 2pts.
This is a public forum, and I'm a saint when it comes to taxes. 5pts
I won't even wait two minutes at a light, and I ran every tollbooth possible in IL for almost a month until I got my plates. 0pts.
Not only do I know who my representative and senators are, I can rattle off council members in Toledo, and I don't even live there. 0pts.
I write federal legislators regularly (real letters, not email). 0pts.
I told a cop that my front license plate ticket was bullshit while openly armed. I'll split the difference and subtract 3 points. -3pts.
Public protests are gay. 5pts.


9 pts.
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