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Posted: 9/28/2004 4:50:26 PM EST

Hope this is not a dupe!


Are You A Metro?

Here's what they said about me!



You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.

You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 4:51:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 4:56:41 PM EST by bigscrun]
You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.
You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.


I got the same thing, I don't need a haircut though.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 4:57:58 PM EST
I got...


You're an average Joe.
Almost wallpaper. You shop at the mall, furnish your home at the department
store and spend your weekends watching sports. If you were any more plain,
you'd be Al Gore.

Our advice: Get a life, get a personality and get some style.
Or get a love interest who can do it for you.

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 4:58:12 PM EST
I, too, am a redneck. Who'da thunkit?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 4:59:48 PM EST
You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.
You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.

damn, im a redneck
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:01:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By inzane123:
You're a redneck.


damn, im a redneck



Congrats!!

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:01:36 PM EST
I'm a REDNECK!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:04:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.
You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.


I got the same thing, I don't need a haircut though.



+1
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:10:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:12:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 5:12:33 PM EST by Mmanwitgun]
You're an average Joe.
Almost wallpaper. You shop at the mall, furnish your home at the department
store and spend your weekends watching sports. If you were any more plain,
you'd be Al Gore.

Our advice: Get a life, get a personality and get some style.
Or get a love interest who can do it for you.

???

I avoid the mall and nearly every other place to shop (The only stores I've been to in the past few months have been gas stations, liquor stores and the grocery store). As for watching sport, screw that, participating in sports is fun, sitting on the couch watching them isn't. This test is fucked up.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:15:04 PM EST
You're an average Joe.

Almost wallpaper. You shop at the mall, furnish your home at the department
store and spend your weekends watching sports. If you were any more plain,
you'd be Al Gore.

Our advice: Get a life, get a personality and get some style.
Or get a love interest who can do it for you.

How embarrassing! Not very accurate though.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:16:21 PM EST
You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.

You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:17:14 PM EST
You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.
You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.


Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:19:34 PM EST
You're an average Joe.
Almost wallpaper. You shop at the mall, furnish your home at the department
store and spend your weekends watching sports. If you were any more plain,
you'd be Al Gore.

Our advice: Get a life, get a personality and get some style.
Or get a love interest who can do it for you.


Um, I dont really go to the mall.. considering I think the closest one is an hour away. I furnish my apt with things my parents gave me.. and stuff from walmart... I only watch sports if its Nebraska Football or other random college football.. I dont know about plain.. I mean.. I haul guns around in a Honda.. drink expensive beer.. and Im a computer geek.. and Al Gore.. excuse me?

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:19:57 PM EST
I don't need a survey to tell me I'm a redneck.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:20:21 PM EST
REDNECK.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:21:05 PM EST
You're an average Joe.
Almost wallpaper. You shop at the mall, furnish your home at the department
store and spend your weekends watching sports. If you were any more plain,
you'd be Al Gore.

Our advice: Get a life, get a personality and get some style.
Or get a love interest who can do it for you.


Fuck these queers and their silly test.
I am fine the way I am..the only improvement I could use would be more ammo.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:23:05 PM EST
Probably far more than they think I am, just without money, and FOREVER without that makeup crap. Who ever heard of a MAN waxing his chest or plucking his eyebrows?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:24:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By OFFSHORE:
I don't need a survey to tell me I'm a redneck.



What he said!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:26:14 PM EST
You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.

You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:28:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bubbatheredneck:
Hope this is not a dupe!


Are You A Metro?

Here's what they said about me!



You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.

You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.



+1
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:38:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bubbatheredneck:
Hope this is not a dupe!


Are You A Metro?

Here's what they said about me!



You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.

You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.



+1
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:41:20 PM EST
I'm a redneck
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:56:08 PM EST
I guess I'm a redneck too.

Did you guys leave most of it blank like I did, because no choices were correct?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:58:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Adam_White:
I guess I'm a redneck too.

Did you guys leave most of it blank like I did, because no choices were correct?



Yep.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:04:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By macro:
You're an average Joe.
Almost wallpaper. You shop at the mall, furnish your home at the department
store and spend your weekends watching sports. If you were any more plain,
you'd be Al Gore.

Our advice: Get a life, get a personality and get some style.
Or get a love interest who can do it for you.


Fuck these queers and their silly test.
I am fine the way I am..the only improvement I could use would be more ammo.



+1
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:17:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 6:20:27 PM EST by 95thFoot]
Holy crap- given the choices, I answered as honestly as I could- I'm a redneck!

I'm from MA- how the hell did that happen?


"Yew say that lahk it's a bad thang....''

No, no, it's not....but I'm a Yankee, ferchrissakes......Yankees can't be rednecks.....
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:17:43 PM EST



Originally Posted By 95thFoot:
Holy crap- given the choices, I answered as honestly as I could- I'm a redneck!

I'm from MA- .....Yankees can't be rednecks.....




Sure ya can, just not good ones.


Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:21:52 PM EST
You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:26:38 PM EST
woo hoo! redneck!


what do i win?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:26:47 PM EST
Proud to say I also got,

You're a redneck.

You need a haircut
You need to learn how to groom
You need a new wardrobe.

It takes years to attain perfection and I'm proud of it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:33:44 PM EST
According to them, I'm a redneck. However, I prefer the term "good 'ol boy".

Then again, who cares what a bunch of sissies think?
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:34:25 PM EST
Redneck.

I guess all my friends are right...
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:37:54 PM EST
You're an average Joe.
Almost wallpaper. You shop at the mall, furnish your home at the department
store and spend your weekends watching sports. If you were any more plain,
you'd be Al Gore.

Our advice: Get a life, get a personality and get some style.
Or get a love interest who can do it for you.

Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:41:23 PM EST
I'm a redneck too! Who would've thought?

The rest of you are wannabe's
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:43:44 PM EST

You're a redneck.

You need serious help.
You need a new wardrobe.
You need a haircut.
You need to learn what grooming is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with marriage)

Our advice: Get out of your double-wide and move to the city. Either that,
or go buy a new truck. And tickets to a Kid Rock concert. Think about the merits
of chewing tobacco. Join the NRA.



Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:07:57 PM EST
Redneck.

Send those Queer Eye guys my way, they'll run out of my place screaming their girly heads off "Toooooooooooooooo much testosterone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hey, that footstool is a fine piece of Imports craftsmanship from Australia.

3 crates of F4 Ball is a footstoll right?
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