Subject: Re: Yes, I'm a liberal
From: [email protected] (Frank Raymond Michaels)
Newsgroups: misc.writing

Well, maybe you should take this quiz:

Which statement best describes your political beliefs?

[A] - The government can and should provide care for its citizens, and actively engineer and influence its society, funded by tax dollars.

[B] - Each person is responsible for his/her own self and his/her dependents, and should live their lives free of undue taxation and
government interference.

[C] - I have no social nor moral constraints whatsoever.

[D] - The government and its responsibilities can be found either in the Reference Section or in Section 300 of the Dewey Decimal System.

[E] - I was born between September 23rd and October 23rd.

[F] - I play piano whilst wearing a sequined tuxedo, a full-length fur coat, and a bouffant hairdo.

How did you score?

If you answered [A] - you are a Liberal
If you answered [B] - you are a Libertarian
If you answered [C] - you are a Libertine
If you answered [D] - you are a Librarian
If you answered [E] - you are a Libra
and If you answered [F] - you are Liberace