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Posted: 10/2/2002 8:58:58 AM EDT

cunning linguist? [:D]

And do you practice it? [:D]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:05:15 AM EDT
[#1]
Verily, I have at times been a cunning linguist.  Do likewise, and ye shall reap great rewards...

[:D]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:35:33 AM EDT
[#2]
That's the only way to get chick...[:D]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:40:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Yes...I have a talented tongue.


IBTL
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:41:07 AM EDT
[#4]
Why do people post crap like this?

Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:45:03 AM EDT
[#5]
why yes i am.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:49:31 AM EDT
[#6]
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Why do people post crap like this?

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Obviously, you're NOT a cunning linguist. Lighten up, it's just a joke. If you don't like it, don't post.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:54:21 AM EDT
[#7]
Why put "Are you..." in the sig line. Just put "Do you lick twat?" or some other cute line. There are plenty of sites that would be more appropriate.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:58:04 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Why put "Are you..." in the sig line. Just put "Do you lick twat?" or some other cute line. There are plenty of sites that would be more appropriate.
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Ok MOM.....
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:59:19 AM EDT
[#9]
why do people waste time posting in a discussion asking why are we posting this?


FYI this is a (relatively) free country.  NO-ONE made you read past the first post, let along post your own comments.


And, why yes, I am!!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 9:59:52 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Why put "Are you..." in the sig line. Just put "Do you lick twat?" or some other cute line. There are plenty of sites that would be more appropriate.
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The question's not about licking twat, ya sick bastard. It's about word association. Again, obviously, you're NOT a cunning linguist.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:04:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
why do people waste time posting in a discussion asking why are we posting this?


FYI this is a (relatively) free country.  NO-ONE made you read past the first post, let along post your own comments.


And, why yes, I am!!!!
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ROFLMAO, you tell em Tx
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:10:27 AM EDT
[#12]
Why yu fellers in Noo York and Callyforny are so much swoofter than the rest of us. I never realized it afore now. Thanx fer th' inlitenmunt.

No, no one made me read or post here. Initially I was slightly miffed that I actually wasted 10 seconds opening and reading this post. But now that I seemed to have pissed off several people around the cuntry, it's almost fun.

Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:10:47 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:13:53 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Why yu fellers in Noo York and Callyforny are so much swoofter than the rest of us. I never realized it afore now. Thanx fer th' inlitenmunt.

No, no one made me read or post here. Initially I was slightly miffed that I actually wasted 10 seconds opening and reading this post. But now that I seemed to have pissed off several people around the cuntry, it's almost fun.

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We're not pissed off, we just think you're lame. [:)]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:14:40 AM EDT
[#15]
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...But now that I seemed to have pissed off several people around the cuntry, it's almost fun.

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Is THAT how you spell country? Or are YOU a cunning linguist?
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:18:59 AM EDT
[#16]
Why yes, I can even make a rhyme with the "impossible to rhyme" word orange:

Observe:

Four engineers wore orange brasierres.

Tadaaa!!!

Now somebody rhyme silver and purple!!!

-White Horse
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:30:21 AM EDT
[#17]
Twire,

You appear to be excessively meticulous in your dialogue.

You must be an anal linguist.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:31:56 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Now somebody rhyme silver and purple!!!

-White Horse
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Damn, that's a lot harder than I thought. Do I have to use the l in silver? Otherwise, I could use river to ryhme with silver.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:33:41 AM EDT
[#19]
I'll take a stab at "PURPLE"

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
and so is maple syruple.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:45:55 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
I'll take a stab at "PURPLE"

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
and so is maple syruple.
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Doh!

A silver aversion by the window sill version.

The cat's purr pulled at the hat's purple.

Bad, I know...but a try.

-White Horse
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 10:58:12 AM EDT
[#21]
from govt thug
You must be an anal linguist
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Not that there's ANYTHING wrong with that.

TXLEWIS

Link Posted: 10/2/2002 11:08:44 AM EDT
[#22]
Fur sure.

ARH
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 11:09:16 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Why yu fellers in Noo York and Callyforny are so much swoofter than the rest of us. I never realized it afore now. Thanx fer th' inlitenmunt.

Thats Ok Twire, it just reminds me how a bunch of lame Yankees won that ol Civil War thang...

By the way Alabamy gals love a cunning linguist.
Just ask my sister wife!

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Link Posted: 10/2/2002 11:39:17 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why put "Are you..." in the sig line. Just put "Do you lick twat?" or some other cute line. There are plenty of sites that would be more appropriate.
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Ok MOM.....
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This may be more to your liking.

[b]Do you have your girlfriend hold your rifle will you are cleaning her chamber[/b]

That better DAD
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:58:06 PM EDT
[#25]

GovtThug
Twire,

You appear to be excessively meticulous in your dialogue.

You must be an anal linguist
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Aha!! Tush!!(oops- that's touché)

Isn't there a 25 post minimum before you can start to whine?
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:08:05 PM EDT
[#26]
ah yes, a cunning linguist, not too bad of a pianist too, for I do, and she'll do too, a fellas she oh...

[:d]
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