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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/26/2005 5:09:25 AM EDT
Got this in a email from a buddy of mine.....


Are you a Democrat, Republican or ....a Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide........

Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
on you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40,
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he would be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! ! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:

......BANG!


Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click

Daughter:

"Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:12:42 AM EDT
I like it

Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:23:49 AM EDT
Very good!

Best jokes are always based on truth!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:36:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:43:10 AM EDT
Patty
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:47:14 AM EDT
Hahahaha! You know a DUMBocrat would let his family get killed even though he was armed!!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:53:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:
This one hasnt been posted in at least a couple of months.

It was a weekly regular there for a while.




First time I read it....
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:53:22 AM EDT
Heard it before, but.... it's worth hearing again!!
Link Posted: 9/26/2005 5:59:57 AM EDT
that is hilarious
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