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Posted: 6/5/2008 9:08:56 AM EST
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that
will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and
you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does
the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and
to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need
to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier
street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I
need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a
consensus.


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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips ?

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 9:37:26 AM EST
Hop in, I got something to show you....

Link Posted: 6/5/2008 9:44:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By ErikJohnson:
Hop in, I got something to show you....

www.yourprops.com/norm-447a04d099eed-Back+To+The+Future+2.jpeg


Link Posted: 6/5/2008 9:45:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By fergie0660:
Republican's Answer:

BANG!
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 9:48:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By ErikJohnson:
Hop in, I got something to show you....

www.yourprops.com/norm-447a04d099eed-Back+To+The+Future+2.jpeg


hmm snappy.

so are you saying this joke is a touch old
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 9:50:57 AM EST
I'm a Conservative.

BANG-BANG, BANG-BANG!!

"CLEAR!"

Link Posted: 6/5/2008 9:51:21 AM EST
Why are you only loading 8+1 in your GLOCK with 8 rounds in your 2nd magazine? Even the GLOCK 27 magazines allow for 9+1!
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 9:52:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/5/2008 9:52:50 AM EST by trwoprod]

Originally Posted By fergie0660:
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'


You laugh, but I stayed in Houston during Rita. After Katrina, looting (and looters) were on everyone else's mind. So I called the ME to ask if I could keep and stuff any unclaimed looters if I shot them. The black guy on the phone went berzerk, called me a "honkey motherfucker", and said "you people stop calling me!" Apparently he had been getting calls all day from people, who, like me, were sort of serious about the question. He kept ranting about white people wanting to stuff black men "like a possum", which is not, to my knowledge, a common subject of taxidermy. He was very upset. I was as nice as I could be and he calmed down a lot, but as far as Houston/Harris County is concerned, dead looters,no matter who shoots them, belong to the County/City and no one is getting stuffed.

So, you laugh, but ...
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 10:25:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By Procyon:
Why are you only loading 8+1 in your GLOCK with 8 rounds in your 2nd magazine? Even the GLOCK 27 magazines allow for 9+1!


That's what I was thinking.
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