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Posted: 9/18/2004 7:11:01 PM EST
Thought i would post this email my wife had recieved from one of her friends. Kinda funny

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? What with elections coming up, we should all decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere

seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of

his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does

this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with killing just me, and not my family?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while

he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint-and-weed day and make this a

happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a

consensus.

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Republican's Answer:



BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds

of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:13:03 PM EST


Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:13:50 PM EST
What is this democrat thing of which you speak? It sounds like it cant live long in this world.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:14:35 PM EST


Oldie but goodie!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:14:45 PM EST
Thats super duper
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:15:04 PM EST
Efficient 'Northern' Republican...

BANG

If no effect, become 'Southern' and enpty the mag...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:16:56 PM EST
I'll waste the guy with one shot, if you go the southern republicans way some lawyer bastardd will charge you for killing the guy with malace.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:18:11 PM EST
Southern...Of course...Bang Bang Bang...Reload...Bang Bang Bang...etc.etc.etc!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:19:18 PM EST
Totally duped all to heck. But it's still good and we haven't seen it in a while...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:19:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
I'll waste the guy with one shot, if you go the southern republicans way some lawyer bastardd will charge you for killing the guy with malace.


That's in the north.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:21:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dave_A:
Efficient 'Northern' Republican...

BANG

If no effect, become 'Southern' and enpty the mag...



Don't forget to throw a "Sumbitch" in there somewhere.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:22:31 PM EST
A true southrun man would field dress the sumbitch.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:25:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 7:29:43 PM EST by RAMBOSKY]
Thank God I'm a country boy!!



Originally posted by WI_Rifleman: "I'll waste the guy with one shot, if you go the southern republicans way some lawyer bastardd will charge you for killing the guy with malace."


Ya, we know that. But did you know that the first post was suppose to be a joke? You know, funny, ha ha and all that?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:30:12 PM EST




Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:38:00 PM EST
Western Republican
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:39:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By RAMBOSKY:
Thank God I'm a country boy!!



Originally posted by WI_Rifleman: "I'll waste the guy with one shot, if you go the southern republicans way some lawyer bastardd will charge you for killing the guy with malace."


Ya, we know that. But did you know that the first post was suppose to be a joke? You know, funny, ha ha and all that?



I know it was a joke, but i responded to it with utter seriousness. Why? Because a serious response to a joke can sometimes make the joke even more funny.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:40:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zionist:
Southern...Of course...Bang Bang Bang...Reload...Bang Bang Bang...etc.etc.etc!!!



The AWB is dead. Get rid of those 3 round mags and pick up some proper 15 rounders
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:43:30 PM EST
Southern Republican. If I'm going to have to clean my pistol anyway ...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:44:55 PM EST
Bwahaha!

There would be 13-15 bangs before the reloading though!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:26:37 PM EST
It's about time this one made the rounds again - an oldie but goodie.

Re the round count I liked the attention to detail for Sig 220 or 1911 - 8+1
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:36:15 PM EST
classic!
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