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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/11/2005 5:18:46 AM EDT
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You are
carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

H ave I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this! send to society and to my
children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:26:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2005 5:27:05 AM EDT by Mr45auto]
My answer: drop the glock and dump him with the 1911

I aint the gangsta type, glocks is for da homies.

And winchester silvertips are hollowpoints.



and really really really old dupe.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:27:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mr45auto:
My answer: drop the glock and dump him with the 1911

I aint the gangsta type, glocks is for da homies.



That is what I thought when I got this, I just cut and paste it.

I think the Democrat should also ask if he is professional enough to carry the Glock
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:28:49 AM EDT
This is been duped over and over.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:30:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
This is been duped over and over.



1st time I have seen it

Linky?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:32:08 AM EDT
apparently even living up north here, I'm a Southern Republican! YEE HAW!!!!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 2:52:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
This is been duped over and over.



Yeah, it was a dupe when I posted it three weeks ago.
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