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Posted: 8/17/2004 12:16:07 PM EST
Well, in most equivalent events (100m, marathon, etc) the Gold winning woman would not have even placed close to the top 3 in the men's event (and no medal). So, how is creating events just for women to compete in so they can get medals any different than creating "special olympics" for handicapped people so they can get medals?

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:17:18 PM EST
IBTL
PIE YUMMY!

ETC

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:17:20 PM EST
Isn't mothering an event ?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:17:37 PM EST
Damn dude, what are your thoughts on little league and high school sports?

Don't be silly!
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:18:01 PM EST
Let the games begin!
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:19:26 PM EST
Special Olympics- Everyone gets a medal
Girly olympics- only top 3 gets a medal

And I would hate to see the size of the women that has to compet aginst men.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:22:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:23:46 PM EST
Aint it enough for them that controll 100% of the pu**y in the world? They have to get their own events too!

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:24:34 PM EST
*grabs cover*
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:27:08 PM EST
what kind of horseshit topic is this?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:27:31 PM EST
The womens events are funnier to watch!
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:27:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:28:26 PM EST
breast feeding should be an olympic event
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:28:28 PM EST


You'll burn in hell, surrounded by banks of TV's tuned to Lifetime for this post.


Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:29:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:29:16 PM EST
Hehe, good question.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:30:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:37:14 PM EST
I just want to say. That in my next life,
I want to be a pair of shorts for the Norway girls beach vollyball team.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:38:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 12:39:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i think i'm gonna move this over to the womens forum. this could get fun


hah! I double dog dare you!
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 1:20:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
Damn dude, what are your thoughts on little league and high school sports?

Don't be silly!



Hmm... you're right. We should have high school and grade school class events in the olympics too, so they can get medals.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 1:22:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:


You'll burn in hell, surrounded by banks of TV's tuned to Lifetime for this post.





Link Posted: 8/17/2004 1:37:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i think i'm gonna move this over to the womens forum. this could get fun


hah! I double dog dare you!





I don't think he is man enough to do it
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 1:44:01 PM EST
So we neanderthals can view a few pretty females in spandex type swimsuits
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 1:48:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By SNorman:
Well, in most equivalent events (100m, marathon, etc) the Gold winning woman would not have even placed close to the top 3 in the men's event (and no medal). So, how is creating events just for women to compete in so they can get medals any different than creating "special olympics" for handicapped people so they can get medals?




<lol>, I owuld love for you to pick your absolute best sport, the one where you are the fair haired boy, and compete against the bronze medal winner. Humbling might be the word that comes to mind, humiliated would probably be more like it. <s>
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 1:58:47 PM EST
It's the trill of victory and the agony of defeat, not the absolute performance levels. If it were absolute performance nobody would have watched the events in the 30's, when some of the times were similar to those of the top women of today.

Besides, do you really want to give up watching beach volleyball?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 2:02:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:


You'll burn in hell, surrounded by banks of TV's tuned to Lifetime for this post.





+1

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 2:03:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 2:05:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By SHIVAN:

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By SNorman:
Well, in most equivalent events (100m, marathon, etc) the Gold winning woman would not have even placed close to the top 3 in the men's event (and no medal). So, how is creating events just for women to compete in so they can get medals any different than creating "special olympics" for handicapped people so they can get medals?




<lol>, I owuld love for you to pick your absolute best sport, the one where you are the fair haired boy, and compete against the bronze medal winner. Humbling might be the word that comes to mind, humiliated would probably be more like it. <s>



I choose "Writing my name on the sidewalk with a stream of pee"........

I KNOW I can beat the bronze medal winning woman at THAT.

Besides, how many women have names with TWO letters......

Hopefully STEPHANIE is the bronze medalist.



While very funny, I do no think that is an actual olympic event.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 2:10:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 2:17:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2004 2:18:33 PM EST by SNorman]

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By SNorman:
Well, in most equivalent events (100m, marathon, etc) the Gold winning woman would not have even placed close to the top 3 in the men's event (and no medal). So, how is creating events just for women to compete in so they can get medals any different than creating "special olympics" for handicapped people so they can get medals?




<lol>, I owuld love for you to pick your absolute best sport, the one where you are the fair haired boy, and compete against the bronze medal winner. Humbling might be the word that comes to mind, humiliated would probably be more like it. <s>



That's completely pointless... does that mean I should like the WNBA because those women are better at basketball than me?

But OK. I pick Karate.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 2:54:16 PM EST
I think she wants to have a talk with you

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 3:00:41 PM EST
Evolution just passed you by didn't it?

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 3:01:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By SNorman:

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By SNorman:
Well, in most equivalent events (100m, marathon, etc) the Gold winning woman would not have even placed close to the top 3 in the men's event (and no medal). So, how is creating events just for women to compete in so they can get medals any different than creating "special olympics" for handicapped people so they can get medals?




<lol>, I owuld love for you to pick your absolute best sport, the one where you are the fair haired boy, and compete against the bronze medal winner. Humbling might be the word that comes to mind, humiliated would probably be more like it. <s>



That's completely pointless... does that mean I should like the WNBA because those women are better at basketball than me?

But OK. I pick Karate.



Basketball in any incarantion is a stupid pointless game. Watching womens breast bounce is fun though. YMMV.

As to karate, wouldn't you be really embarrassed to have some little japanesse girl kick your ass so bad it took a surgeon to allow you to see again?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 3:49:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 3:53:23 PM EST
Paaaaaasss the popcorn please. Anyone seen Miss Magnum lately?

This ought to be good.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 3:55:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i think i'm gonna move this over to the womens forum. this could get fun



BeerSlayer...NOT A HAIR!
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 4:36:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 4:58:32 PM EST
They are as much serious competitive events as the mens events. Their times may be different for a variety of reasons, but that doesn't mean that they should be viewed as second-tier competitors. You are comparing apples and oranges.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 4:59:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:
Basketball in any incarantion is a stupid pointless game. Watching womens breast bounce is fun though. YMMV.

As to karate, wouldn't you be really embarrassed to have some little japanesse girl kick your ass so bad it took a surgeon to allow you to see again?



If I had to choose to fight either the top woman or the top man, and I'd get a million bucks for winning, I'd take my chances with the woman. Which one would you pick?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:00:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:
They are as much serious competitive events as the mens events. Their times may be different for a variety of reasons, but that doesn't mean that they should be viewed as second-tier competitors. You are comparing apples and oranges.



HAHAHAHAHA this is exactly what I'm talking about. The guys in the special olympics have times that are different for "a variety of reasons" too!!
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:19:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:32:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:37:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By SNorman:

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:
They are as much serious competitive events as the mens events. Their times may be different for a variety of reasons, but that doesn't mean that they should be viewed as second-tier competitors. You are comparing apples and oranges.



HAHAHAHAHA this is exactly what I'm talking about. The guys in the special olympics have times that are different for "a variety of reasons" too!!


Their bodies are different; different physical make ups; that does not make them less competitive than men. I am willing to bet a lot of those women could whip your butt.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:40:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
9 out of 10 moderators agree... send this to the women's forum... the 10th moderator is Ilikelegs and he's a fag, so doesn't count!



dont send it to us--we wont answer it there any more than we will here


we dont feed trolls
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:45:36 PM EST
I am NOT touching this one.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:51:47 PM EST
Anyone got pop corn?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:52:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:54:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
I am NOT touching this one.



Stop quoting your girlfriend without attribution!



After years of rejection resulting from fantasizing about your mother, does that make you feel better?
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 5:56:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2004 5:56:34 PM EST by The_Macallan]

Top Ten Women's Olympic Events That SHOULD Be:

10. Marathon Nagging

9. Pole Dancing

8. House Cleaning

7. Braless Trampoline

6. Synchronized Gossiping

5. Cat-Fighting

4. Bikini Car-Washing

3. Freestyle Intercourse

2. 5m and 10m Silent Beer-Fetching


And The #1 Women's Olympic Events That SHOULD Be...




1. The Splits.

Link Posted: 8/17/2004 7:55:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:

Originally Posted By SNorman:

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:
They are as much serious competitive events as the mens events. Their times may be different for a variety of reasons, but that doesn't mean that they should be viewed as second-tier competitors. You are comparing apples and oranges.



HAHAHAHAHA this is exactly what I'm talking about. The guys in the special olympics have times that are different for "a variety of reasons" too!!



Their bodies are different; different physical make ups; that does not make them less competitive than men. I am willing to bet a lot of those women could whip your butt.



I'm willing to bet all of the men would whip my butt too, that's why they are competing, because they are the best.

So... let's take me... maybe I'm not genetically made up to be Olympic material. Should there be a class in the Olympics for guys like me? I didn't pick my genetics any more than a woman picked her genetics and decided to be a women. But she gets a "special" class where she can compete with others who aren't the best. You guys keep saying it's about being "competitive" but then say these women could beat me at their sport that they train their whole life for. Whoop de do. My softball team is "competitive" but you don't see us in the Olympics.
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