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Posted: 9/7/2010 3:45:33 PM EDT


S I G N AT U R E CO C K TA I L S
9.95

TEQUILA COCKTAI L
Corzo Silver with house made infused Agave Nectar,fresh squeezed lime and orange juice

ELDERF LOWER MARTINI
Grey Goose LaPoire vodka, St. Germain Elderflower liquer, and fresh lemon juice

PINEAPPLE AN D SAGE
Don Julio Reposado Tequila, fresh pineapple puree, hand squeezed lime juice and Agave Nectar

OXYGEN
Absolut Berri Acai, Plymouth, muddled white grapes and Italian basil, fresh lemon juice

WATERMELON CRUSH
Grey Goose vodka, Aperol, muddled fresh watermelon, hand squeezed lime juice

RASPBERRY AND GREEN TEA COOLER
American Chardonnay, Lotus Green Tea, Crème de Cassis, fresh lime juice, sparkling water

ORANGE BLOSSOM
Parrot Bay, Navan, and Grand Marnier, fresh squeezed orange and lime juice
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:46:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 3:46:55 PM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
Liking an alcoholic beverage does not make you gay unless it comes with a free, erect penis.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:47:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
Liking an alcoholic beverage does not make you gay unless it comes with a free erect penis.

i had a cosmo before when i was really drink
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:49:14 PM EDT
You're gay for posting from a bar instead of talking to women.

TRG
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:49:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
You're gay for posting from a bar instead of talking to women.

TRG

i'm at home waiting for you big boy
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:52:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
You're gay for posting from a bar instead of talking to women.

TRG

i'm at home waiting for you big boy


Leave the back door unlocked, I'll be right over.

TRG
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:53:05 PM EDT
Most of those drinks are very strong. Like a poster above said, as long as it is sans penis you have not caught teh ghey.
Jim
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:53:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 3:56:32 PM EDT by 583]
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
You're gay for posting from a bar instead of talking to women.

TRG

i'm at home waiting for you big boy


Leave the back door unlocked, I'll be right over.

TRG


uh-oh

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:54:07 PM EDT
It's only gay if you're sucking dicks to support your cocktail habit.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:54:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 3:55:41 PM EDT by the_great_snag]
Just don't go parking in a roadside park in Massachusetts...

ETA: and yes...putting froo froo shit in perfectly good booze is ghey...

If it isn't good enough to drink straight why are you drinking it?
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:57:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:


S I G N AT U R E CO C K TA I L S
9.95

TEQUILA COCKTAI L
Corzo Silver with house made infused Agave Nectar,fresh squeezed lime and orange juice


ELDERF LOWER MARTINI
Grey Goose LaPoire vodka, St. Germain Elderflower liquer, and fresh lemon juice

PINEAPPLE AN D SAGE
Don Julio Reposado Tequila, fresh pineapple puree, hand squeezed lime juice and Agave Nectar


OXYGEN
Absolut Berri Acai, Plymouth, muddled white grapes and Italian basil, fresh lemon juice


WATERMELON CRUSH
Grey Goose vodka, Aperol, muddled fresh watermelon, hand squeezed lime juice


RASPBERRY AND GREEN TEA COOLER
American Chardonnay, Lotus Green Tea, Crème de Cassis, fresh lime juice, sparkling water

ORANGE BLOSSOM
Parrot Bay, Navan, and Grand Marnier, fresh squeezed orange and lime juice


Gay
Acceptable
Little femmy
Could go either way
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:58:05 PM EDT
Unless it's stirred with a penis, a drink isn't gay.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 3:59:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
You're gay for posting from a bar instead of talking to women.

TRG

i'm at home waiting for you big boy


Leave the back door unlocked, I'll be right over.

TRG


Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:03:10 PM EDT
they sound like panty droppers to me.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:04:19 PM EDT
Just drink what you want, man. Don't worry about teh ghey.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:06:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
Liking an alcoholic beverage does not make you gay unless it comes with a free, erect penis.

+1
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:10:17 PM EDT
They are what would commonly be called "girly" drinks, and your buddys will probably mess with you about it, but I don't think drinking them willmake you crave cock.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:10:32 PM EDT
Wait until you see a dude order a Blow Job and then if that's not enough, drink it the correct way with no hands.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:10:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 583:
Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
You're gay for posting from a bar instead of talking to women.

TRG

i'm at home waiting for you big boy


Leave the back door unlocked, I'll be right over.

TRG


uh-oh

http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/you-gonna-get-raped-yorapper.jpg


Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:10:43 PM EDT
Yep it would.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:12:16 PM EDT
What the hell is this crap

A mixed drink use to be Whisky and ice
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:13:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
Liking an alcoholic beverage does not make you gay unless it comes with a free, erect penis.

I think the drinks he listed do....
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:13:54 PM EDT
If it's got booze in it, who gives a FUCK what anyone else thinks?

Really, if they give you shit about it, just hit them with your purse.

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:18:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2010 4:23:05 PM EDT by ATLDiver]
Sorry man but as a former bartender, those drinks are for metros and girls. By the list of ingredients, I'm going to guess they're going to be pretty sweet. Places that have 'house' mixes like that and the prices that go with them is a no-go for me.

The current trend is very fresh ingredients with exotic mixtures. From my experience most of these drinks are 'trendy' with very little alcohol. Considering most places hire bartenders that read a recipie vs. A 'mixoligist,' the final drink usually leaves a lot to be desired. From my experience, these types of drinks people come up with up are to mask the fact the bar is using cheap liquor. As always, YMMV
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:20:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:20:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:


S I G N AT U R E CO C K TA I L S
9.95

TEQUILA COCKTAI L
Corzo Silver with house made infused Agave Nectar,fresh squeezed lime and orange juice

ELDERF LOWER MARTINI
Grey Goose LaPoire vodka, St. Germain Elderflower liquer, and fresh lemon juice

PINEAPPLE AN D SAGE
Don Julio Reposado Tequila, fresh pineapple puree, hand squeezed lime juice and Agave Nectar

OXYGEN
Absolut Berri Acai, Plymouth, muddled white grapes and Italian basil, fresh lemon juice

WATERMELON CRUSH
Grey Goose vodka, Aperol, muddled fresh watermelon, hand squeezed lime juice

RASPBERRY AND GREEN TEA COOLER
American Chardonnay, Lotus Green Tea, Crème de Cassis, fresh lime juice, sparkling water

ORANGE BLOSSOM
Parrot Bay, Navan, and Grand Marnier, fresh squeezed orange and lime juice




If you have to ask then YES.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:23:44 PM EDT
Man drinks are shot of Jager, shot of Wild Turkey, shot of tequila or shot of vodka. With no training wheels.

And Beer (and a man's beer too, like a horse piss pilsner, preferrably from a can).

Or whiskey/bourbon neat, on the rocks or with Coke.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:36:11 PM EDT
It's not the drink...
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 4:36:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:


S I G N AT U R E CO C K TA I L S
9.95

TEQUILA COCKTAI L
Corzo Silver with house made infused Agave Nectar,fresh squeezed lime and orange juice

ELDERF LOWER MARTINI
Grey Goose LaPoire vodka, St. Germain Elderflower liquer, and fresh lemon juice

PINEAPPLE AN D SAGE
Don Julio Reposado Tequila, fresh pineapple puree, hand squeezed lime juice and Agave Nectar

OXYGEN
Absolut Berri Acai, Plymouth, muddled white grapes and Italian basil, fresh lemon juice

WATERMELON CRUSH
Grey Goose vodka, Aperol, muddled fresh watermelon, hand squeezed lime juice

RASPBERRY AND GREEN TEA COOLER
American Chardonnay, Lotus Green Tea, Crème de Cassis, fresh lime juice, sparkling water

ORANGE BLOSSOM
Parrot Bay, Navan, and Grand Marnier, fresh squeezed orange and lime juice


Those are for the LADIES..... And yes, Everyone including the bartender will think you are a fist fuckin faggot if you order one of those for yourself.... Not that there's anything WRONG with that, faggotry is just fine for those so inclined. None of my business what goes up in your chute.
Or what you you want mixed into your booze. none of my business at all.
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