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Posted: 7/12/2008 5:52:17 PM EDT
What is the stance on crocs, the foam shoes? My take on it is it is OK on a boat or a beach. I must admit I do own a pair for when I was on the beach all the time but I don't see a lot of love for them on the board.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:52:55 PM EDT
no
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:54:49 PM EDT
They're Jellies. Do men wear Jellies?



No. Prepubescent girls wear Jellies.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:56:22 PM EDT
They are without a doubt the dumbest, most impractical footwear i have ever seen , excepting flip flops of course!!
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:56:24 PM EDT
Only if their pink.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:56:42 PM EDT
I think they fail in every sort of way with better substitutions in every field.

I think they'd suck for medical work because they have holes in them and not close toed. The beach and showers have flip-flops. Boating shoes are good for boats or other light sneakers. Lastly, general footwear has the shoe or the boot. I don't think they fill any niche out there other than, "Cuz' I can!"

Besides, Maddox is on par with that I think.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:56:54 PM EDT
The only time they're OK is if they're pink and you just drew down and killed a crook while CCWing.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:57:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/12/2008 5:57:53 PM EDT by FredMan]
Doubletap
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:58:20 PM EDT
crocs are NEVER OK.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 5:58:39 PM EDT
Only OK if you glue a stick to the end... Use as a Fly-Swatter!
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:00:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FredMan:
The only time they're OK is if they're pink and you just drew down and killed a crook while CCWing.


Didn't that guy kill him with his own gun?
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:00:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FredMan:
The only time they're OK is if they're pink and you just drew down and killed a crook while CCWing.


Didn't that guy kill him with his own gun?
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:00:30 PM EDT
I'm wearing a pair right now! WITH socks!!! Sure they are ugly and ghey. I got them for camping. and wear them when I am too lazy to put my shoes on. I don't care what other people think of clothes I wear.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:00:48 PM EDT
No, They're gay.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:02:04 PM EDT
Only if you are one of those guys that think it isn't gay if no balls touch.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:04:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By poke4570:

Originally Posted By FredMan:
The only time they're OK is if they're pink and you just drew down and killed a crook while CCWing.


Didn't that guy kill him with his own gun?


Yes, he used the perp's own firearm. Crocs are OK for him.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:05:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By poke4570:

Originally Posted By FredMan:
The only time they're OK is if they're pink and you just drew down and killed a crook while CCWing.


Didn't that guy kill him with his own gun?


Copy-and-Pasted from the other croc thread.




Story is linked here.

Self-defense shooting in Pink-croc-guy's own driveway. Pink-croc-guy was unarmed, but took the bad guy's gun away from him and killed him with it.

Death wears crocs... pink ones.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:05:48 PM EDT
Only if wearing crocs is your ticket to getting some great sex from a smoking hot babe.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:06:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:

Originally Posted By poke4570:

Originally Posted By FredMan:
The only time they're OK is if they're pink and you just drew down and killed a crook while CCWing.


Didn't that guy kill him with his own gun?


Yes, he used the perp's own firearm. Crocs are OK for him.


He could wear an oversized baby diaper and tiara and he'd still be AOK. Human beings, though, shouldn't wear new age jellies.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:06:46 PM EDT
I'm sitting in my bunker right now wearing a pair of camo ones
that my daughter gave me on fathers day so I could match
the pair that my grand daughter wears.

Lilly likes the fact that her and paw paw has the same taste in foot wear.

Yeah, everytime I wear them I think of them both.

GM
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:06:47 PM EDT
Crocs = WIN
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:07:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By USP45Tim:
Only if their pink.


+1
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:08:39 PM EDT
Laugh at a man wearing Crocs and he WILL kill you, with your gun. FACT.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:09:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/12/2008 6:10:49 PM EDT by halloween78]
No crocs here, but I do wear pink bunny slippers around the house, because I think it's hilarious to answer the door in them armed.

People really get that from the slippers and when coupled with a firearm.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:10:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fireguy3:
They are without a doubt the dumbest, most impractical footwear i have ever seen , excepting flip flops of course!!

flip-flops are at least cheap.
I thougth crocs must be cheap to be so popular, then I looked at the price.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:10:57 PM EDT
You will catch teh ghey wearing them.

Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:13:55 PM EDT
I have a pair of camo crocs to wear from hot tub to house in winter easier to get on than flip flops. But I think as functional foot wear they fail in every categories!!!
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:15:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:16:47 PM EDT
I have Croc flip flops
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:19:52 PM EDT
how many of the above posters have actually worn them? I haven't. My brother has a pair and he recently told me how 'awesome' they are. he's worn them camping, hiking (apparently a lot hikers love them too), boating, to the beach, etc. they are comfortable, allow your feet to breath, and are very difficult to wear down....

not saying I'd wear 'em though. they look ghey.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:23:12 PM EDT
I have a pair. Perfect thing to wear to the pool, and out to get the paper in the morning. I take them with me on motorcycle trips, because they feel great after a long day in motorcycle boots.

And if anybody calls me ghey, I'll rip his dick off with my ass.

Wait ... wat?
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:23:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/12/2008 6:24:15 PM EDT by _DR]
My 4 year old daughter loves her Crocs.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:24:51 PM EDT
crocs on men=
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:26:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
I have a pair. Perfect thing to wear to the pool, and out to get the paper in the morning. I take them with me on motorcycle trips, because they feel great after a long day in motorcycle boots.

And if anybody calls me ghey, I'll rip his dick off with my ass.

Wait ... wat?






Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:26:36 PM EDT
I'll admit... I assumed they were the ghey for a long time. Then I wore a pair.

Most comfortable thing I've ever put my foot into.

I took them with me when I vacationed in Mexico, and spent an entire week on my feet walking from one place to another. My feet never got tired or sore.

They may be ghey to look at, but damnit they sure are comfortable.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:27:27 PM EDT
I have two pair, and I'll admit it.

I've also been man enough to wear them to an ARFCOM hometown forum dinner. And who cares if people think they're gay? They serve their purpose well.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:29:17 PM EDT
I have a pair in coyote tan. Straight men don't give a shit about another man's footwear.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:31:40 PM EDT
What a bunch of high and mighty folks you all are. So fashionable yet so afraid of someone commenting about your shoes. Tough bunch you are.

I love my Crocs, very comfortable, very utilitarian. They are 100 time better than Birkenstock's, you can actually wash them and they don't generally stink. I wear them all the time, slip them on and do what ever I want, go where ever I want.

These are the latest pair I have purchased and they are sweet.

Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:34:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Deej86:
I have two pair, and I'll admit it.

I've also been man enough to wear them to an ARFCOM hometown forum dinner. And who cares if people think they're gay? They serve their purpose well.


Preach it brother Deej, they are comfortable as all hell, quick to put on. Men who are comfortable in their sexuality can wear them, or just don't care what others think.

Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:37:33 PM EDT
My 22 month old daughter has a pink pair and she won't take them off. She calls them "Croc Crocs" and wears them non stop around the house and everywhere we go. They're perfect for her in FL.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:38:40 PM EDT
Wearing them as fashion = gay, use them as a tool = ok
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:40:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL:
What a bunch of high and mighty folks you all are. So fashionable yet so afraid of someone commenting about your shoes. Tough bunch you are.

I love my Crocs, very comfortable, very utilitarian. They are 100 time better than Birkenstock's, you can actually wash them and they don't generally stink. I wear them all the time, slip them on and do what ever I want, go where ever I want.

These are the latest pair I have purchased and they are sweet.
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NpXoYNX2L._AA280_.jpg


I'll admit it I have two pair one in black one one in sudo camo.

One pair is at the cabin and one is down stairts for the "damit I left that in the truck" moments.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:44:13 PM EDT
I have a pair in hot pink, I LOVE them, especially when boating or at the beach, daughter also has a pair in tye-dye, they're her favorite shoes.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:49:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MudBug:
Wearing them as fashion = gay, use them as a tool = ok


Being uncomfortable about what another dude thinks of your shoes = queer

Judging another dude because of his shoes = Paul Lynde queer

Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:53:24 PM EDT
My wife & i don't wear them, i think they're ugly. My 3 year old son wears them when we go to a beach or pool.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 6:56:37 PM EDT
Two of my fishing buddies wear them on the boat. I never get tired of giving them shit about it.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 7:02:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL:
What a bunch of high and mighty folks you all are. So fashionable yet so afraid of someone commenting about your shoes. Tough bunch you are.

I love my Crocs, very comfortable, very utilitarian. They are 100 time better than Birkenstock's, you can actually wash them and they don't generally stink. I wear them all the time, slip them on and do what ever I want, go where ever I want.

These are the latest pair I have purchased and they are sweet.
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NpXoYNX2L._AA280_.jpg

Holy crap! Tacticool Crocs!

I've never worn Crocs, but I've been told they're mad comfy. Saw them all over in Hawaii.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 7:05:48 PM EDT
My wife bought me a pair of camo ones. Lost a corner of my man card but they sure are handy.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 7:06:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/12/2008 7:09:58 PM EDT by kapkirk]
I bought a black pair of the knock-offs at Target for our summer beach trips. Better than flip flops and dry out quicker than my sandals. Can't beat them.

Wife hates them, so I like to wear them out to pick up the paper and roll the trash out to the curb with them.

(Black or white socks optional depending on how much I want to annoy family/neighbors.)

Do not make fun of my knock-off crocs or I will KILL U!!!

No they are not ghey...
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 7:11:56 PM EDT
Real CROCS are worth the price. Hell I was at the Verizon store today and they had a CROC shaped holder for your cell phone.
Link Posted: 7/12/2008 7:14:19 PM EDT
I don't like the clogs but the flip-flops are great.
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