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Posted: 1/22/2006 4:56:04 PM EDT
Your in the bathroom about to get up. You reach over for the tp and....
 BOO  Found this while surfing the net and had to post it. 
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Posted: 1/22/2006 4:57:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Paging DrFriDge
He won't poop for a month after seeing that pic. |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 4:57:51 PM EDT
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Someone IM him with the title of "I need help with my fridge.. its leaking" 
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Posted: 1/22/2006 4:57:52 PM EDT
[#3]
what kind of spider?
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Posted: 1/22/2006 4:58:18 PM EDT
[#4]
definitely....draw down..
blade-tech holster: $50 spare mag and mag pouch: $30 shooting yourself in the foot trying to draw your weapon while taking a deuce...priceless. |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 4:59:11 PM EDT
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I don't really mind spiders (unless they're coming right at me) but in that case the scream that would be ripped from my throat would shatter every piece of glass in the house.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:01:38 PM EDT
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The spider looks very much like a brown recluse, though it seems about 3 to 4 times the normal size for a recluse. They usually aren't much larger in diameter than a quarter, counting the legs and all. This one is clearly MUCH larger than that, in relation to the roll of TP. My guess is this is a photoshop, using an out of proportion recluse.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:03:05 PM EDT
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you're
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:06:06 PM EDT
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Holy crap!
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:08:02 PM EDT
[#9]
photoshop
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:08:20 PM EDT
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Anybody that would post a picture like that is sadistic.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:14:34 PM EDT
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Just when you thought you were finished ....you weren't.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:20:44 PM EDT
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If it is a photoshop it's a great one. Notice the shadow cast by the flash on the wall of the legs? |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:22:34 PM EDT
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Fortunately I would already be on the toilet. That way when I shit myself, again, I wouldnt have a mess to clean up.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:25:46 PM EDT
[#14]
Good reason to keep a gun with you when pooping.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:25:57 PM EDT
[#15]
I still don't buy that pic as is. I am almost positive that's a recluse. They simply don't get that big. So either that spider's size has somehow been altered or that roll of TP is half the standard size. |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:31:38 PM EDT
[#16]
The spider doesn't bother me as much as the TP roll being placed the wrong way... it should be flipped the other way around.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:31:40 PM EDT
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That has got to be soemwhere in Australia. They grow 'em big there.
That is not US spec TP in the photo, nor US spec paper towel. efxguy |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:38:17 PM EDT
[#18]
 Spiders are my one phobia. 
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:40:26 PM EDT
[#19]
Oh I bet its a real spider, but a preserved speciment. I believe there might be a pin securing it to the roll.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:46:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Holy Shit!
I'm GONE!!!
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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:46:48 PM EDT
[#21]
You need to change the title of the thread ASAP. It should say "Dr. Frige, you HAVE to check this out"
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Posted: 1/22/2006 6:05:53 PM EDT
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I would scream like a girl and jump out of the bathroom quicker than hell. Then I'd grab a broom or something and beat that thing into oblvion for witnessing my manhood disappear at the sight of something a fraction of my size.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 8:13:01 PM EDT
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YEAH REAL CUTE THERE TOUGH GUY!!! So I get this IM taht says "You gotta help me out on my frige ... I open up and see this!! But you think "I" am gonna get mad?? NAH!!! The Mrs. is gonna get mad... Im not going to the crapper now... Im just gonna drop trou and dump when I need to. Dont need no fucking spiders biting me in the ass!!! Adair... I WAS gonna put you on the list but since you are already on it for the Motivational Poster stunt... You are now on the DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION LIST!!!! 
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Posted: 1/22/2006 8:22:06 PM EDT
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Yeah, cause we all know that there is only one kind of spider in the world- brown recluses. |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 8:25:10 PM EDT
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Wow, spiders wipe their asses too?
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Posted: 1/22/2006 8:28:25 PM EDT
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I was going to make a comment about the paper also. That stuff looks like an easy way to get a piece of ass. |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 9:25:35 PM EDT
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Actually, he'll poop immediately. He won't wipe for a month.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 9:42:01 PM EDT
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+1 My in the bathroom what? |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 9:56:08 PM EDT
[#29]
Wrong, wrong, wrong! That roll is exactly as they're intended to be. 
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Posted: 1/22/2006 10:05:42 PM EDT
[#30]
That is a huge fucking spider, but imagine walking in the woods into one of these.........
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Posted: 1/22/2006 10:13:17 PM EDT
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I hate getting a face-full of those smaller ones that look like they have horns sticking up all over, and they feel like a rock when you're grabbing them off your face (or chest/whatever). It usually happens when trying to sneak through the woods while deer hunting.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 10:18:15 PM EDT
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-That is some funny shit right there folks! 
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Posted: 1/22/2006 10:21:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2006 11:29:54 PM EDT
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Threads like this make me close my eyes and scroll quickly. You people are sadists and I hope you all find a spider in your ear tonight before bed.
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Posted: 1/23/2006 2:11:24 AM EDT
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It's probably an Austrailian brown house spider.
The pics of similarly-huge spiders on house walls in the past--if you recall the picture series of the BIG spider hiding behind the clock, with just the tips of its legs sticking out--are apparently that type, and Austrailia seems to be famous for these monsters. Some of them there get BIG, and they are often found indoors. They are often called "house spiders" there but this term isn't always clear--because there are also black "house spiders" which are also termed "redback" spiders, or what US people call "Black Widows" of the dangerously-venemous types. There's a lot of different species of "Huntsman" spiders however, on several continents. Here's a page with some pics, Austrailian ones lower on down: www.rochedalss.qld.edu.au/huntsman.htm ~ |
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Posted: 1/23/2006 2:23:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/23/2006 2:39:13 AM EDT
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adair, don't worry. I've been on the double secret list for ages for this little gem.  
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Posted: 1/23/2006 9:18:14 AM EDT
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 Guess I must have jinxed myself. Took the early morning dump and had to change the roll for a fresh one sitting on the floor in the corener. Gave her a spin and out came a fat old brown house spider. All I could do was laugh wasn;t scared at all just too damn funny!
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Posted: 1/23/2006 9:25:38 AM EDT
[#39]
No--they lay their eggs there. You can imagine the rest.
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Posted: 1/23/2006 9:40:43 AM EDT
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