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Posted: 10/22/2016 3:28:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:16:35 PM EDT
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I've always ate the entire apple ever since I can remember
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:21:05 PM EDT
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Then what is that hard shit in the middle?
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:23:21 PM EDT
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The core,
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:26:56 PM EDT
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Yeah, let's eat the part around the stem where all the dirt and grime accumulates





Does anybody actually nibble around the middle and toss everything else as those pictures imply? I get everything worthwhile and then toss the CORE.


 
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:31:47 PM EDT
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I wonder how many people that eat the whole apple have ever taken a wet paper towel and swabbed that area out.  Enjoy that nasty shit.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:36:14 PM EDT
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Apple cores are a social construct and apple flesh cannot be defined with a binary hard\soft paradigm because each apple is special and unique and equal and as non-apples we cannot impose our culturally appropriated fleshy bigoted views to define what being an apple means..........

..... And in conclusion crab apples are just as good as apple pie and the goddamned red apples can't speak for the vibrant and colorful community of all fruit that self defines as an apple.





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Just kidding, this
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:37:52 PM EDT
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I eat the entire apple, and a byproduct is that I'm now immune to cyanide.  Anyone care to have a battle of wits with me?  
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:38:22 PM EDT
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I cut the nasty ass skin off with my pocket knife, and cut off chunks to my liking. Best when it's nice and cold out of the refrigerator.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:42:25 PM EDT
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I eat the whole apple.  There is no core.  Just a few seeds.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:43:49 PM EDT
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Baltimore!
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:53:21 PM EDT
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I wonder how many people that eat the whole apple have ever taken a wet paper towel and swabbed that area out.  Enjoy that nasty shit.
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Yeah, let's eat the part around the stem where all the dirt and grime accumulates

Does anybody actually nibble around the middle and toss everything else as those pictures imply? I get everything worthwhile and then toss the CORE.
 


I wonder how many people that eat the whole apple have ever taken a wet paper towel and swabbed that area out.  Enjoy that nasty shit.


If you've spent any time in an operating room seeing belly buttons cleaned out for abdominal surgery, you know that answer.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:54:23 PM EDT
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Sorry, I'm busy over here in Russia fighting a land war.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 4:58:13 PM EDT
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Sorry, I'm busy over here in Russia fighting a land war.

Inconceivable!


I don't eat the core. It's nasty.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:09:11 PM EDT
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Who's your friend ?
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:09:19 PM EDT
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Sorry, but every apple I've ever eaten has had a core. That is where the seeds are. And it doesn't taste good at all.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:16:39 PM EDT
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Sorry, I'm busy over here in Russia fighting a land war.

Never get involved in a land war in asia.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:19:47 PM EDT
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Baltimore!



  Who's your friend ?

Me!
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:20:50 PM EDT
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ME!


GDI lol
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:21:03 PM EDT
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A Puerto Rican guy I work with always eats the whole thing and knows we're not used to seeing that, so he makes a dramatic finale out of popping the stem in his mouth in front of all of us as a final laugh.



Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:22:28 PM EDT
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Dude.  Every kid knows an apple tree will grow in your stomach if you eat the seeds.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:25:21 PM EDT
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What do you call this darker shaded part with the seeds, stem, and fibers? The Applombopotizer?

There's a difference between saying the core is okay to eat and that it doesn't exist.



Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:28:03 PM EDT
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When I was a kid, we'd feed the cores to the cows.  They loved them.  
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:29:14 PM EDT
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What do you call this darker shaded part with the seeds, stem, and fibers? The Applombopotizer?

There's a difference between saying the core is okay to eat and that it doesn't exist.

http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/How-to-Enable-Cut-and-Paste-in-Mac-OS-X-402905-5.jpg

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Racist.  Apple Core lives matter
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:31:18 PM EDT
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Is it my green apple privilege? Should I have used a red apple instead?
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:35:14 PM EDT
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Dizzying intellect?

Sicilian?

Land war in Asia?

Death on the line?

Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:35:42 PM EDT
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Oh I thought you were supposed to eat the core and throw out the rest of it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:43:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:45:30 PM EDT
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Seeds and crusty stuff reside in the middle.  I don't feel bad throwing it out.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 5:55:34 PM EDT
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Is it my green apple privilege? Should I have used a red apple instead?


Regardless of color all non rotten apples are privileged.

Rotten apples unite to spoil the bunch.
Link Posted: 10/22/2016 7:46:30 PM EDT
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We must be bored as fuck.
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