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Posted: 11/20/2012 8:15:30 AM EST
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"It became fashionable in the decade after 1970 for the humiliated Thai wife to wait until her [philandering] husband fell asleep so that she could quickly sever his penis with a kitchen knife. A traditional Thai home is elevated on pilings and the windows are open to allow for ventilation. The area under the house is the home of the family pigs, chickens, and ducks. Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck."

The report explains, for readers in other countries: "The Thai saying, 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat,' is therefore a common joke and immediately understood at all levels of society".
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 8:21:21 AM EST
Hence the large number of Thai Ladyboys
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 8:24:29 AM EST
Good news! As I learned on ARF yesterday, a penile prosthesis is only 15k installed!

15k for a new dick!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:32:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By retgarr:
Good news! As I learned on ARF yesterday, a penile prosthesis is only 15k installed!

15k for a new dick!


Isn't a penile prosthesis a device to correct erectile disfunction, not something to replace a lost penis?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:34:03 AM EST
This thread is dildos.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:34:11 AM EST
Somehow the phrase "penis captured by a duck," strikes me as absolutely hilarious.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:36:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:
Somehow the phrase "penis captured by a duck," strikes me as absolutely hilarious.


Should be a goose?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:39:16 AM EST

That is a very serious penalty.

In Thailand, beware a woman who keeps ducks, as she probably has a plan to cut off your Johnson, Lebowski.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:50:53 AM EST
Wow...guess a certain Arfkommer got off lucky...
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:54:25 AM EST
Nationalities of women to marry:

87. Thai

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:55:07 AM EST


This guy approves of this thread.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 9:58:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By jeffco55:
Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:
Somehow the phrase "penis captured by a duck," strikes me as absolutely hilarious.


Should be a goose?


Interestingly, when making castrati became outlawed, reports (made by promoters) of young boys having been mutilated by goose attacks went way up.
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