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Posted: 12/7/2012 8:41:42 PM EDT
What should I put in it?

I'm thinking a pistol, a crusty sock and two black olives.

What do you say?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:45:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/7/2012 8:46:41 PM EDT by Star_Scream]
trucker bomb and an unwrapped bar of dial soap.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:47:05 PM EDT
Twinkies
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:48:55 PM EDT
I've always dreamed of having a safe deposit box. The only problem is I have nothing to put into there to justify getting one
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:50:01 PM EDT
bottle of scotch
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:51:21 PM EDT
A pistol, 6 passports, contacts...
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:53:25 PM EDT
Pistol, passport, emergency cash, jump drive with all important info (contact info, s/n to important stuff, etc) extra set of contacts or glasses.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:53:30 PM EDT
put meat or something in it, never open it, and close the account. LOL at the thought of the worker that has to open it.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:53:54 PM EDT
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:54:02 PM EDT
Put all of your gold in there. That way the Government won't have to bust down your door at 3:00 am to confiscate it.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:54:18 PM EDT
fill it with jelly beans and condoms and plan on never retrieving the contents.
some day a group of people will be looking at that and saying wtf is going on here.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:55:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?


Not sure if serious?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:56:06 PM EDT
Nothing you ever really need if shit goes bad. These things are the biggest fraud ever committed on anyone.....ever.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:56:07 PM EDT
Pretty sure the wal-mart game thread has this covered.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:56:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks.


Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:57:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:57:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:57:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ScoutOut:
What should I put in it?

I'm thinking a pistol, a crusty sock and two black olives.

What do you say?


Yes a pistol, make sure you open carry it when you walk in too.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:57:50 PM EDT
Fill it with truck nuts.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:58:07 PM EDT
A fish.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:58:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:
I think mine is empty but I lost the key


Probably has your bowling shoes in it.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:59:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
Nothing you ever really need if shit goes bad. These things are the biggest fraud ever committed on anyone.....ever.


Ask anyone that lived through the FDR regime how "safe" those deposit boxes are.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:59:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?


O RLY?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:59:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:59:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?


Once I accidentally handed a teller my CCW rather than my drivers license. She asked what I was carrying. Then she said that she wished she was allowed to carry at work.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:12:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GLOCKREAPER:
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks.




I guess to clarify, most banks don't want you to have guns in them (as in against their rules, not law) in any way shape or form, not that they could catch you easily, as it would be easy to hide a handgun but still.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:20:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?


And why would that be, does your state have stupid laws or something?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:25:21 PM EDT
One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:39:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/7/2012 9:41:00 PM EDT by eastonj]

Originally Posted By MACD:
One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot. A fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. </Kong>

My hat is off to you sir! Well played. I say again, Well Played!!
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 11:03:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MACD:
One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.


What happen when there's a national emergency and the bank's close (no employee show up to work) and noone's there to let you access the safety box?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 11:05:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By eastonj:

Originally Posted By MACD:
One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot. A fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. </Kong>

My hat is off to you sir! Well played. I say again, Well Played!!


A fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 11:08:21 PM EDT
Poop thread.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 11:09:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?

Wat?

Maybe in Husker country but not everywhere.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 1:36:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sd_norske:
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?


Once I accidentally handed a teller my CCW rather than my drivers license. She asked what I was carrying. Then she said that she wished she was allowed to carry at work.


CCW is not a problem in NM.

My bank requires you to remove your sunglasses whe you enter, but not to leave your gun in your car! Whatta state we live in!
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 2:40:39 AM EDT
Put your signed 8x10 picture of Obama with the quote "I blame Bush" and leave it forever.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 2:42:28 AM EDT


Treasure map. Preferably with the destination being someplace that is now underwater.


Link Posted: 12/8/2012 4:07:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By all4bao:
Originally Posted By MACD:
One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.


What happen when there's a national emergency and the bank's close (no employee show up to work) and noone's there to let you access the safety box?


What? You've never broken into a bank vault before?
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 4:09:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/8/2012 4:10:48 AM EDT by urbanredneck]
If you die, uncle sugar gets first dibs on it. Happened to family last year, old man worked for the US mint and squirrled away from work with 13 uncirculated gold coins. They would have been worth $$$ millions. They were declared US property are gone.


They were originally stolen but I'd rather the family had gotten to keep them than ending up disappearing.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 4:25:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By urbanredneck:
If you die, uncle sugar gets first dibs on it. Happened to family last year, old man worked for the US mint and squirrled away from work with 13 uncirculated gold coins. They would have been worth $$$ millions. They were declared US property are gone.


They were originally stolen but I'd rather the family had gotten to keep them than ending up disappearing.


Weren't they stolen?
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 4:35:50 AM EDT


All that cash and a fucking POLYMER Sig?

Get yourself a West German P228
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 4:37:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 5:00:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/8/2012 5:02:21 AM EDT by JakeThePimp]
Originally Posted By urbanredneck:
If you die, uncle sugar gets first dibs on it. Happened to family last year, old man worked for the US mint and squirrled away from work with 13 uncirculated gold coins. They would have been worth $$$ millions. They were declared US property are gone.


They were originally stolen but I'd rather the family had gotten to keep them than ending up disappearing.


You are related to the "double eagle" story? Link?
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 5:26:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GLOCKREAPER:
Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
Nothing you ever really need if shit goes bad. These things are the biggest fraud ever committed on anyone.....ever.


Ask anyone that lived through the FDR regime how "safe" those deposit boxes are.


I agree. A .gov/financial SHTF will guarantee they're not safe or worse yet they'll open them to see if there's any "contraband". If it's an arfpocalypse the bank will be burned to the ground. They're only trustworthy for personal SHTF events like a tornado wipes out your home.

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Link Posted: 12/8/2012 6:14:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Saladman:
Originally Posted By GLOCKREAPER:
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks.




I guess to clarify, most banks don't want you to have guns in them (as in against their rules, not law) in any way shape or form, not that they could catch you easily, as it would be easy to hide a handgun but still.

Come south. Our banks don't have stupid rules like that.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 6:24:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 6:24:54 AM EDT
Gold coins
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 6:28:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?

Maybe in Nebraska....but not in a lot of other states. I CCW into my bank in TX all the time. It's totally legal.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 6:29:36 AM EDT
Put the keys init so you don't lose them

And maybe a random safe combo
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 6:30:33 AM EDT
There are safer, more anonymous ways to store your shit.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 6:35:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Saladman:
guns are an absolute no-no inside of banks. Other than that, your nuclear launch keys maybe?


In case it hasn't been pointed out already, 100% false. ATF actually recommends deposit boxes for NFA.
Link Posted: 12/8/2012 6:37:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By eastonj:

Originally Posted By MACD:
One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot. A fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. </Kong>

My hat is off to you sir! Well played. I say again, Well Played!!


Pure win.
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