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Posted: 1/4/2003 12:15:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:24:35 AM EDT
Sweet!

I had the opportunity to visit a research facility that had a few chimps and some larger apes, It was truly amazing how similar they are to us humans. For instance one of the females, liked to only read/look at the chick magazines like Redbook or Cosmo, she also had a thing for putting female clothes on and lipstick. The Males on the other hand were aggressive towards me, kinda like I was in their house, one of them took my shoes and wore them around like the were his!

Very Cool stuff
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:28:06 AM EDT


From the replies from our Georgia AR15 bro's I assumed that apes have been communicating for years.



Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:29:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:35:11 AM EDT
SHOOT IT RIGHT NOW!!!
Before it teachs its brothers and sisters to talk and they get together and sue for reparations..... sound farfetched?
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:39:13 AM EDT


They ain't gonna' sue.

Sheesh, don't you watch the movies?

Damn, dirty apes!

Link Posted: 1/4/2003 9:12:33 AM EDT
Oh great, not only are they going to want reparations but they are all going to move to florida and start voting.
But on the bright side there will be plenty of new applicants at the police academies.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 9:25:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:36:27 PM EDT
Ummm......  Guys.......  Not only has Mr. Heston taught us about the Bible, civil rights, and gun ownership, he made a couple movies about the dangers of "smart" monkeys.  
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:42:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 2:15:49 PM EDT
Send him up to Maryland to be Sheriff....
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 2:24:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By operatorerror:


From the replies from our Georgia AR15 bro's I assumed that apes have been communicating for years.



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Glad I didnt say that.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 3:36:47 PM EDT
This isn't the Al Sharpton for president thread?
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 3:40:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Confederate:
Originally Posted By operatorerror:


From the replies from our Georgia AR15 bro's I assumed that apes have been communicating for years.



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Glad I didnt say that.
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No, but you thought it.

Link Posted: 1/5/2003 5:13:19 AM EDT
I was in a German restaurant one night many years ago.  This was before it was known that chimps in the wild would kill and eat meat.  There were a lot of show biz people who ate there and in walks a guy with a chimp.  The owner knew them and sat them at the table next to me and my date.  The chimp dug into a plate of very fine German sausages using a knife and fork.  He had a lot better manners than my son does.  This chimp understood everything that was said to him.  I guess it really isn't that surprising that he could respond by tlaking if he was taught how.
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 5:35:31 AM EDT
Ape in Georgia can talk?This is old news.
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