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Posted: 10/20/2004 6:33:29 PM EST


Guy jut did a tour with the guys who pick up road kill, and now he's going to a place where they do artificial insemination of mares!




Still, it's better than watching the Yankees choke.....
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:36:06 PM EST


HORSE PORN!

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:52:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zaphod:


HORSE PORN!




I happened to be flipping through the channels when I saw a guy rubbing a horse **ck. Being utterly horrified, my thumb involuntarily let off the channel button and left it on Discovery.

I figured it was a vet thing, until the woman showed up and said "Now here's the fake vagina..."

Oh hell no. They are not going to actually show this guy beating off a horse on national....

Holy mother of pearl. They are showing a guy wacking off a horse ON TELEVISION.

WHAT IN BLUE HELL HAS THE WORLD COME TO??

THEN they show the guy giving a female horse a "knuckle wash" asking the host of the show not to "insert any fingers."

I was speechless. I didn't know what to say.

That show was the perfectly rotten ending to what was basically a perfectly rotten day.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:54:25 AM EST
Hearing stories from someone who worked mataince at section 8 apartments was pretty bad too.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 2:55:50 AM EST
I loved how they blurred out the stallion's crank, but did a close up of the mare's snazz.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:00:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:03:20 AM EST
It was hilarious!


Best line -

Guy 1: Yeah the road kill smell so bad, you don;t know whether to laugh or puke.

Guy 2: OK, you laugh and I'll go puke. Later on, we can switch off - it'll be great.



OK, you had to be there.

Missed the horse hand job - I was watching this -



Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:03:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By DVDTracker:
Wait till you see the Honey Wagon.




Not called Honey Wagons anymore, at least in the airlines. They're BMW's now (Bowel Movment Wagons).
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:06:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 3:08:29 AM EST by yellow5]
A guy I worked with did some contract computer work for a sewage treatment plant in northern Mississippi one time. When they drained the giant sewage pool to about knee deep they had some guys go out in it in hazmat looking suits (we can only assume they where picking out used tampons and condoms and such). At the end of the day one of the guys was outside undressing, he had brown socks. I can't imagine a dirtier job.

Edit: nevermind I can think of a dirtier job. Didn't some guy drown in New York last week by a wave of sewage in the sewer pipe he was working on?
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