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Posted: 9/3/2004 9:17:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 9:57:36 AM EST by kindstranger]
Last night I got up off the couch, grabbed my computer and went into the baathroom. I then heard my wife say (very loudly) "OH MY GOD!, DID YOU JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU JUST DID? Can't you just grab a magazine or the Bass Pro catalog like a normal guy?"

Do I hear an AMEN?

Any other confessors?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:18:52 AM EST
if I had one I probably would, but I have to ask how much time are you spending in there to rationalize bringing a computer?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:20:07 AM EST
when i wasback in the states, i did it all the time. Why let dropping the kids off at the pool interfere with your arfcom surfing?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:20:26 AM EST
Visited my sister for a bit, had mylaptop with me. She would take it into the bathroom with her and play Freecell or a poker game. "You've won the hand!" through the bathroom door.....
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:21:53 AM EST
Yeah, and if you run out of paper you can always wipe your ass with it.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:22:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mak762:
if I had one I probably would, but I have to ask how much time are you spending in there to rationalize bringing a computer?



You're a guy and you ask this question?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:31:35 AM EST
Well, we peasants don't have a media center in our outhouse like Heilo, so...yes.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:33:07 AM EST
Guilty!

Nothing like pinchin' a loaf while surfing AR15.com...
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:34:29 AM EST
Sweet, I thought I was the only one!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:36:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By illigb:
Guilty!

Nothing like pinchin' a loaf while surfing AR15.com...



I call it "epinching"
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:41:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:44:25 AM EST
Surfing arfcom on the shitter is the only justification I have for getting a notebook.

I currently "borrow" by brother's when he's not using it.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:45:50 AM EST
This might explain why computer keyboards have more germs and such than the average bathroom.

GBT
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:45:51 AM EST
Please tell me none of you actually posted this from the shitter.

Please.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:46:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/3/2004 9:48:40 AM EST by Alien]
No I never would. You're probably a little too attached if you do. Everything in moderation guys!


Originally Posted By GodBlessTexas:
This might explain why computer keyboards have more germs and such than the average bathroom.



I think you might be on to something.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:47:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
Please tell me none of you actually posted this from the shitter.

Please.



Is the smell coming through?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:47:35 AM EST
No, that's worse than George taking the book into the bathroom on Seinfeld.

Disgusting
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:47:49 AM EST
How else am I gonna look at my porn?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:49:02 AM EST
How do you fit the whole laptop inside like that??


Must take ALOT of anal lube.


SGtar`15
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:53:18 AM EST
Dayum, I just got out. If I would have seen this thread, I would have responded while I was creating my 'art'
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:56:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By illigb:
Guilty!

Nothing like pinchin' a loaf while surfing AR15.com...



+1 I draw the line at having a cam and headset on.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:59:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
How do you fit the whole laptop inside like that??


Must take ALOT of anal lube.


SGtar`15



thanks- my sides hurt now


but really- I love wireless... in fact I'm freeing a manatee right now.... ooooooh there goes the fella...

-Roth
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:01:01 AM EST
Guilty as charged. ePincher here.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:05:08 AM EST
I am shitting right now. Only problem is I don't have a laptop.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:06:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By newtoma:
How else am I gonna look at my porn?



Are you flogging onto left-handed websites? ...Going for that blackbelt in hand to gland combat?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:07:37 AM EST
All I know is Epinching is a wayyy better name then turd surfing
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:10:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
All I know is ePinching is a wayyy better name then turd surfing



I think it's lower case "e"
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:22:37 AM EST
I've sent email from wireless PDA's while in the toilet at various airports. Does that count?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:36:40 AM EST
The bathroom is one of the last few places where people will leave you alone, and you can think, comptemplate the future of the universe, and relax. Leave the computer out of there.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:44:40 AM EST
I definitely would if I could.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:57:02 AM EST
Yes... on occasion, I'll take the laptop on a TV tray into the shitter while I pinch a loaf. In fact, I was having a case of diarreah combined with constipation last night... so I sat on the can with ARFCOM on my laptop for almost an hour. There I sat all broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted. ARFCOM encouraged me to try some more, but I couldn't shit, so I hit the door.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:03:20 AM EST
Hehe, i use the wireless pocketpc... so much more comfortable than the laptop hehehehe
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:04:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:09:44 AM EST
Not only have I taken my laptop to the crapper, but I've taken mywork laptop to the crapper and emailed my boss to bring in some more TP.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:21:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By mleaky:
Not only have I taken my laptop to the crapper, but I've taken mywork laptop to the crapper and emailed my boss to bring in some more TP.




You sir have more job security than I do!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:42:55 AM EST
Yes I have, the best part, it's the wife's laptop. all the inventing the technology and science, it was all to bring us to this point.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:52:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Janus:
Surfing arfcom on the shitter is the only justification I have for getting a notebook.



+1
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 12:00:04 PM EST
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