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Posted: 5/9/2005 3:20:11 PM EDT



Little fuckers keep getting in my garbage cans and are shitting all over my backyard.

Any gun or ammo recomendations? Or should I just call animal control and let them deal with it?
Link Posted: 5/9/2005 3:21:04 PM EDT
They taste like chicken. Hairy little chickens.
Link Posted: 5/9/2005 3:28:16 PM EDT
They look domesticated.

Find out who owns them, and kick his ass.
Link Posted: 5/9/2005 3:31:37 PM EDT




Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:31:09 PM EDT
If you're in a burb where you can't shoot 'em, smear some peanut butter on rat poison. Gets em every time.

They take up nearly a whole hefty bag, each, though.

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:33:22 PM EDT
Damn pesky things! Livetrap them, and throw them into the neighbors backyard.

TC

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:37:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 3:37:57 PM EDT by leelaw]
Wrap yourself in tin foil and they'll think you're a God or something. There might be more, but you can make them do stuff for you, as well as your new attire keeping those Imperial radiowaves outta your head.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:41:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Wrap yourself in tin foil and they'll think you're a God or something. There might be more, but you can make them do stuff for you, as well as your new attire keeping those Imperial radiowaves outta your head.





Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:45:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:
If you're in a burb where you can't shoot 'em, smear some peanut butter on rat poison. Gets em every time.

They take up nearly a whole hefty bag, each, though.





Better yet,pull their teeth,and put some peanut butter on YOURSELF.......
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:47:06 PM EDT
They are good with bread....
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:49:05 PM EDT
Duct tape them to a Wookie and watch the fur fly! They're best after running a light saber up their a** and slow roasting them over a charcoal fire. Make sure you boil the hair off them first as they are a little gamey.

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:53:50 PM EDT
Place several 10lb Tannerite gallon jars in a grid pattern across your lawn, then when you see them in the zone just pop off the closest one of them from the upstairs window and watch them go *poof*
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:17:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dave15:

Originally Posted By giacutter:
If you're in a burb where you can't shoot 'em, smear some peanut butter on rat poison. Gets em every time.

They take up nearly a whole hefty bag, each, though.





Better yet,pull their teeth,and put some peanut butter on YOURSELF.......



Link Posted: 5/23/2005 4:18:29 PM EDT
I hate people who let those roam the neighborhood.
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