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Posted: 10/6/2007 5:14:18 PM EST
I mean do you have to be born with it or can I pick it up later in life?
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:14:47 PM EST
Tourettes.

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:15:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Tourettes.



RIF


Fuck face
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:15:59 PM EST
nearly all turrets are contracted.

Why else would General Dynamics put them on on the M1s?

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:16:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Tourettes.



RIF


Fuck face


I thought if you changed the title to the right spelling you'd get more hits.


PIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:16:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
I mean do you have to be born with it or can I pick it up later in life?


I hear in Halo 3 you can pick up turrets.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:16:50 PM EST
I say it can lie dormant for years before manifesting itself

COCKGOBBLER!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:17:08 PM EST
Assssssssssssss

bob saget
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:17:37 PM EST
COCKSNOUT!!!!

Balls! FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:17:38 PM EST
Spelling is sweet.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:18:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
I mean do you have to be born with it or can I pick it up later in life?


??? what are/is turrets?
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:18:36 PM EST



PIIIIIIISSSSSSSS OUT MY ASSSSSS!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:18:42 PM EST
You don't need to contract out, you can build turrets in-house easily. Get a decent machine shop going, some motors, secure radio controls...

Biggest hurdle would be acquiring the weapon for your turret.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:23:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 5:23:37 PM EST by GrumpyM4]
[irish bartender]


FUCK!!! ASS!!!



[/irish bartender]
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:23:57 PM EST
HOLY DUMB FUCK!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:25:44 PM EST
Tourettes is a genetic neurological disorder. Most cases involve various tics or uncontrolled repetative behaviors. Only extreme cases actually vocalize. There's much more the experts don't know about Tourettes than there is that they do know.

My daughter has it. She's had very mild tics that we began noticing when she was about 4 or 5. It also effects her concentration. She's 8 now and we had it diagnosed a little over a year ago. We're still working on a medication to best treat it. She knows she has it. She understands what it is. She's aware of her tics. She deals with it very well. We are lucky.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:26:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:26:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 5:26:53 PM EST by bytor94]
I having this installed in my front yard next week. Stay off my grass. fucker!

Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:31:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:34:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By bytor94:
I having this installed in my front yard next week. Stay off my grass. fucker!

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/16inchturret.jpg


Teh WIN!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:38:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By AKsRule:

southpark.comedycentral.com/index.jhtml





Oh for fucks sake, I don't even watch SP and the bastards beat me by 3 days?
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:40:34 PM EST
Now I am going to be thinking of Boondock Saints all night....

Ass! Fuck!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:41:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By bytor94:
I having this installed in my front yard next week. Stay off my grass. fucker!

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/16inchturret.jpg


They sure dont build them like that anymore....
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:47:11 PM EST
Yeah, having rotatable gun emplacements growing out of various parts of your body would most likely suck....except in one place.


CJ
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:48:11 PM EST
Ah Fuck My balls!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:51:49 PM EST
I once thought of cantracting out the building automated 20mm turrets on my lawn.

Then I realized I'd need money.
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 5:54:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 6:00:43 PM EST
contracting turrets? hell they even made a movie about it



Link Posted: 10/6/2007 6:00:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 6:01:10 PM EST by VoodooChile]
...
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 6:01:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2007 6:02:39 PM EST by Deej86]
If I remember correctly, it is something you are born with. Apparently, the best non-smart aleck reply you will get. Wikipedia article
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 6:09:39 PM EST
This is the bestest thread ever!
Link Posted: 10/6/2007 6:11:39 PM EST
one of my college teachers had a mild case
he mainly twitched and occasionally made a slight chuckle sound
it was great on test day. someone would hand in their test, he'd look at it and do the chuckle thing
it'd make people think they had done really bad
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:22:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By Morning_Wood:
This is the bestest thread ever!


you called it the best thread ever ... exactly two minutes before it died.

You ever though about working for Miss Cleo?

TRG
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:24:36 AM EST
My co-workers took a class with a guy with tourettes in the inner city.

Unfortunately for him.. his favorite line when he got stressed out was 'FUCK EM N***GERS'.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:25:22 AM EST
I wish I could sign a contract for some turrets.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:29:32 AM EST
I have often thought about putting a turret on my car.....

Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:30:23 AM EST
Hmm......
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:30:51 AM EST
Well I guess "PIIIISSSS AAAASSS" you could catch it from "BALL MUNCHER" someone, but it would be ver "DUTCH OVEN" hard to do.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:35:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2007 7:35:56 AM EST by Avalon01]
What the fuck is this thread about?

Av.



eta: DAMNIT! Now this stupidity will show up in my active topics!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:59:40 AM EST
Win.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 8:43:43 AM EST
I have counter-rotating propellers. Does that count?
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 8:46:24 AM EST
Vulva!!!

Big Big Titties!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 8:48:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
Tourettes is a genetic neurological disorder. Most cases involve various tics or uncontrolled repetative behaviors. Only extreme cases actually vocalize. There's much more the experts don't know about Tourettes than there is that they do know.


There is a tendency toward it on my father's side.
Neither he nor I have any symptoms though.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 8:50:58 AM EST
There have been several turret contracts let to small companies for upgraded turrets for use in Iraq on M1114 gun trucks. I wish I had the capital to play that game.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 8:54:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2007 8:54:17 AM EST by BobertBobson]
While we're on the subject of turrets, can someone explain why some people spell it "turents"? I see it all the time and it drives me nuts for some reason.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 8:57:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By BobertBobson:
While we're on the subject of turrets, can someone explain why some people spell it "turents"? I see it all the time and it drives me nuts for some reason.


For entertainment value, ask them to spell "reticle" while they are at it.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:03:31 AM EST
Damn!!!

I thought this was a group buy thread!!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:49:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 10:51:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By BobertBobson:
While we're on the subject of turrets, can someone explain why some people spell it "turents"? I see it all the time and it drives me nuts for some reason.
I've seen houses that have fake turents to conceal the chimleys.
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